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    Red face This Site is Running SLLLOOOOOWWWWWW....

    Sweet Jesus, things are taking forever and sometimes I timeout!

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    Amen To That.

    No Wonder People Are Posting Twice Or Even Three Times.
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    Up-Grade?

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    Same issues. I've wondered how much it's affected some of our recent MIAs...
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    I don't feel tardy.
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Same issues. I've wondered how much it's affected some of our recent MIAs...
    It can be sort of painful to post at times...the one thing I'm noticing is if I post and get the white screen,
    if I just open a new tab or something (as opposed to re-sending), generally the post is there...:confused:

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    I just figured that out today as well. I kept getting the White Screen of Death and retyping the post, couldn't figure out why it was posting 3/4 times until I got that figured...

    Even I don't spend as much time on here as I used to do to the slowdown issues, sometimes it's frustrating as fuck...

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    What I do Is,Once I Post I Get A Pause For About 20 Seconds Or So.I Get The White Sceen And Then A Done On The Left-Hand Side.

    Then I ReFresh The Page And Then It's Ok,My Post Is Done.

    Then After A Few Drinks I Fucking Don't Care And Re-Post Again And Again.

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    Lightbulb

    Originally posted by Dan
    Up-Grade?
    No, remove the stuff that should remain buried.
    http://rotharmy.com/forums/showthrea...h&pagenumber=3
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    Originally posted by conmee
    Bottom line? vBulletin upgrade alone will improve performance maybe 5%. upgrading the hosting hardware/platform will improve performance maybe 25%. pruning old aliases and posts older than 2 years will improve performance probably 50% or better. If we do all of the above, we'd probably double the speed i.e. 100% faster.
    Fifty percent is tenfold of five.
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    Originally posted by Dan
    What I do Is,Once I Post I Get A Pause For About 20 Seconds Or So.I Get The White Sceen And Then A Done On The Left-Hand Side.

    Then I ReFresh The Page And Then It's Ok,My Post Is Done.
    That's been working for me too.
    Yep, patience is a virtue

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    I just figured that out today as well. I kept getting the White Screen of Death
    lol
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    Anyone know about a DOS attack? The board started going slow as shit for me when that douchebag started threatening about the FBI
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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    Anyone know about a DOS attack? The board started going slow as shit for me when that douchebag started threatening about the FBI
    Been going slow for me before that happened, though...although you're right, it's REALLY kicked into slow down mode since then...

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    Reminds me of

    scereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeee

    dong dong dong............................

    Nigtmares of dial-up revisited.

    Now I know how Hardrock feels when he is surfing:p
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    yeah - wtf is happening ?

    how can i outspam grimdale at this rate ??

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    i'm skipping
    i'm fookin' skipping
    Originally posted by flappo
    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

    Originally posted by Cato
    translating your Japanese.


    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

    omae baka dana?

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    slow as fuck...definitely unique to this site, as my other frequently visited pages (basically cockinyourwhoremomsass.com) load up just fine.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    I'd probably post here more often, but it takes five minutes to get one post to go through, and I don't even get the white screen sometimes, it just gets stuck after I hit the submit button. I'll wait it out until there's a significant improvement, but I'm not holding my breath.

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    It's time to clean house !! WE CAN REBUILD HER!! It is way to slow.

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    Love the new Army Retro format, complete with dial-up speed downloading.

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    Originally posted by WAR
    I'd probably post here more often, but it takes five minutes to get one post to go through, and I don't even get the white screen sometimes, it just gets stuck after I hit the submit button. I'll wait it out until there's a significant improvement, but I'm not holding my breath.
    Hmmm.

    Maybe the current software aint so bad after all....

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
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    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Well, at least this place doesn't get shit spammed like other forums do with bots...

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    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
    Well, at least this place doesn't get shit spammed like other forums do with bots...
    No.

    We have our members to do that to us.


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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Hmmm.

    Maybe the current software aint so bad after all....

    I'm keeping busy regardless, but it's pretty bad.

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    Originally posted by WAR
    I'm keeping busy regardless, but it's pretty bad.
    It sucks fucking balls!

    Mezro...it should be fixed in a few weeks max...Sarge is working on it...
    Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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    Mez,

    I'm glad you took the actions that you thought were necessary. I would have done the same thing, critics be damned.

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    Got rid of the picture forums and the arcade, and it's still slow as fuck? I think I know what the problem is, as I just took a peek inside the Roth Army server, and this is what I found...



    Time to switch to a server with 21st century, not 1980's technology, fellas!
    Last edited by Little Texan; 02-05-2008 at 12:06 AM.

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    Originally posted by WAR
    Mez,

    I'm glad you took the actions that you thought were necessary. I would have done the same thing, critics be damned.
    Thanks WAR...I will continue to make changes if I feel they will help the site. As for the speed fix: it is now back in Sarge's court. I am sure the man will get the job done.

    Mezro...if not, I will go back to my original plan...either way, we will get this place cracking along...fuck the critics...

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    It's Working 10 Times Better For Me Guys,Thanks For All Of The Hard Work So Far.

    Roth On.

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    I'm still getting the "white screen of doom" here and there, but not quite as much...
    As for the changes, you gotta do what you gotta do...good luck....
    Originally posted by conmee
    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

    That is all.

    Icon.
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    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


    Originally posted by Isaac R.
    Then it's really true??:eek:

    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
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    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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    Arrow

    Yup, that hideous white screen yo! ... I've mastered the copy and paste technique when posting my reply's ...
    Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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    Question

    Here's a serious technical question for Mezro and co. if I may -
    If another picture forum (saying in general , I'm not even asking 'cause honestly I'm not sure I even want to bring back the Muff Thred if I could/would be able to- it was what it was) but anyway just in general....
    If another forum were created that only allowed hosted pics, (Imageshack, whatever), not attachments, would that impede the performance of the site time-wise (white screens and the like)? Are hosted images a problem at all?
    I'm just curious, seriously...
    There were (and could be again, as I and others I imagine have quite a bit) quite a few cool as shit CVH shots; concert pics, promotional pics from back in the day, etc. that were
    lost (unless a similar vBulletin archive of them exists, like the one of the Muff Thread Isaac R. Pointed out and yes, like the packrat I am I saved many many pages worth of image-links outta there...just in case ) when the entire Picuture-palooza got the axe. Pron aside, that is kind of a loss for the site.
    And out of curiousity, was there some sort of political (for lack of a better word) decision made higher up to dump the majority of the Pron around here? (And -at least, heh -there is still the Pen pron thread, thankyaverymuch)...I maintain there's something inherently classic VH about naked or nearly-naked women everywhere. It was just part of their overall vibe.
    That's the first two things that got me about VH as a 12-year old kid...that I wanted to play like Eddie, and "Wow. Chicks DIG them." But like I said, just asking out of curiousity...

    And if not, can I start a thread of cool pics of Eddie's guitars (past and present) in "Gear Street"?

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    Yo J,

    Another picture forum with all hosted images would be perfect; it is the attachments that end up clogging up the works. The only performance glitch you will get from hosted images is a slightly longer page load time (if you have a ton of images in a thread).

    I understand your concern about CVH pictures, rare shit etc etc etc...if a member really wanted something, it is safe to assume they would have grabbed a copy by now. Rarely does one site have exclusivity to any content these days; a quick dip into Google will allow you to find anything that may have been deleted. The goods are still out there, we are just no longer hosting them.

    Nothing political at all about the Pron dump...I fucking love Pron as much as the next tissue blaster...we just do not have the space to host it. Plus, I love pointing strokers towards my favorite site for making glue:

    www.asianthumbs.org

    Ed's guitar thread? Sure...slap it in main and knock yourself the fuck out. Just host the images and the world will be a happier place.

    Mezro...now go forth and conquer...the world awaits your creativity...

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    Hav'nt been able to attach an image on this site in ages(years).
    That was my prime motivator in signing up a Photobucket acct.
    Site is running a little bit quicker (cool) .
    Now why not delete the motherfuckers who sign up and NEVER post.
    Why not shitcan dormant/unused profiles as well?
    A lot of hard work went into the Photoshop Thread. 99% of shit was hosted elsewhere. Could it not have been moved to "Non"?

    Whatever ,just venting......Keep on choppin!

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    Originally posted by Terry
    Love the new Army Retro format, complete with dial-up speed downloading.
    :56k:

    Why don't we write each other letters? It would be faster

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