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  • Igosplut
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 2794

    There is no safe with riding motorcycles.....
    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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    • ashstralia
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Feb 2004
      • 6566

      Yeah I know man... Life is a 100% fatal sexually transmitted disease. But you can make an effort to anticipate the other motorists fuckup

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      • cadaverdog
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Aug 2007
        • 8955

        Originally posted by Nitro Express
        I've ridden my Sportster on dirt. LOL! It's a good entry level bike and I still have mine for a run around machine.
        Not only have I ridden Sportsters in the dirt I've put a few dirt miles on a Road Glide and an Electra Glide. I've buried the rear tires a few times but I never laid a hawg down in the dirt. The only time a Harley I was riding hit the ground was when the clutch cable snapped on my brothers shovel head when I was warming it up and decided to dump me on the garage floor and kamikaze into the fence across the street.
        Beware of Dog

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        • Igaysplut
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Nov 2013
          • 4

          Originally posted by Angel
          My brother was killed in a head-on collision with a Lincoln Continental 35 years ago. I cringe when/if I come across an accident that involves a bike.
          How many dead brothers do you have?

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            lord...
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • Igaysplut
              Roth Army Recruit
              • Nov 2013
              • 4

              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
              lord...
              Lord what? What's your problem? Weren't you wondering the same thing? If she has any brothers left, she should take a life insurance policy out on him. Then she wouldn't have to set up fraudulant Paypal accounts, begging for handouts.

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58785

                Geezus.... this is FLAB Shadow level trolling. Not very original at all.
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • Igaysplut
                  Roth Army Recruit
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 4

                  Originally posted by FORD
                  Geezus.... this is FLAB Shadow level trolling. Not very original at all.
                  Faking a death, and taking handouts for it is original?

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    Originally posted by Igaysplut
                    Faking a death, and taking handouts for it is original?
                    it was once...
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32798

                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      Not only have I ridden Sportsters in the dirt I've put a few dirt miles on a Road Glide and an Electra Glide. I've buried the rear tires a few times but I never laid a hawg down in the dirt. The only time a Harley I was riding hit the ground was when the clutch cable snapped on my brothers shovel head when I was warming it up and decided to dump me on the garage floor and kamikaze into the fence across the street.
                      I've been pretty lucky on my bike. I hit a patch of marbled safety glass that was on the street from an accident. You can't see that shit at night it just blends in with the pavement. The rear wheel slipped but fortunately I wasn't going too fast. I've swerved and front braked myself out of trouble a few times.

                      Winter has arrived. I will be trading my bike for a snowmobile. I wanted to get some riding in so I was going for rides before the snow hit. I have no wind screen and man was I freezing my ass off.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        Originally posted by Igosplut
                        Naw, no belt. You find yourself avoiding all ruts on the road. Rigids handle better than any swingarm bike (and swingarms are better than softails) But one deep pothole will change your mind. 15 pounds of air in the rear tire, and some kind of decent seat it isn't bad.
                        You can get pneumatic pads to go under your seat pan. They run off a compressor so you can adjust the amount of cushion. It kind of works like the old seat springs but you don't see them.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          i hit a man hole cover in the road this mornin', road was recently repaved and sits down a coupla inches. i usually avoid it, forgot this mornin'. hit it and my bike died, no power. fuck...battery cable? wire hittin' frame? pulled into gas station and the ignition switch had flipped to off.
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • Von Halen
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Dec 2003
                            • 7500

                            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                            i hit a man hole cover in the road this mornin', road was recently repaved and sits down a coupla inches. i usually avoid it, forgot this mornin'. hit it and my bike died, no power. fuck...battery cable? wire hittin' frame? pulled into gas station and the ignition switch had flipped to off.

                            Damn. That's a hard hit. Too fucking cold to ride here!

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              Originally posted by Von Halen
                              Damn. That's a hard hit. Too fucking cold to ride here!
                              that's why god made heated jacket liners and "elephant ears"
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • twonabomber
                                formerly F A T
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 11194

                                Guy we used to work with rode his BMW deep into the winter. He had heated grips, gloves, and seat. If it wasn't snowing, you'd likely see his bike out in the lot in January.
                                Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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