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I'll cut off your tiny dick Bar-B-Q it and shove it up your bigoted asshole.Comment
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you love birds take your flirting elsewhere
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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I don't think I'd like it in Colorado. If all the women there are as mouthy as Kristy it must be hell on earth there. She hates everything but smoking reefer. I don't mind riding with guys like she described but I can't stand yuppie bikers who ride their bikes once in awhile just to show off all the leather crap they buy from the dealer that they paid twice what they're worth for.Beware of DogComment
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I was riding my snowmobile over a bridge and the snowmobiles use what is the pedestrian walk in the summer so it's just wide enough for one machine. The result is big ruts that you have to slow way down and go over. It really bounces the machine. I was coming home from a night ride and right in the middle of that bridge my machine quit. The real bitch is there was no moon. It was black as black and I had no light of any kind (I always have a flashlight with me now. Learned my lesson). I popped the cowling and was checking the ignition wires and I was there for a good ten minutes and then it dawned on me to check the kill switch on the handlebars. I had bumped it with my glove and killed the engine. Being stuck like that in minus 20 air with nobody around and no light and then hearing that engine fire up was as good as sex.i hit a man hole cover in the road this mornin', road was recently repaved and sits down a coupla inches. i usually avoid it, forgot this mornin'. hit it and my bike died, no power. fuck...battery cable? wire hittin' frame? pulled into gas station and the ignition switch had flipped to off.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-08-2013, 05:47 PM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I like Bandimere.Comment
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You forgot to add in us posers who ride Harleys who pretend to be the unemployed, ex-alcoholics or meth addicts who are unwashed and greasy, but actually have a job and bought the bike with our own money that was made honestly and not by pimping, robbing, or selling drugs.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Dump the Rolex too.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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I bought some good cold weather gear a few years back ( gigantic elbow length gloves and a leather face mask...lol) and put my windscreen shield on for the first time (450 bucks sitting in the attic for 5 years ) I figured hey. it looks kinda goofy, dang ..I seem to handle the frigid somewhat better.
I still have no chaps my legs do well in the wind, but I could use a pair. I may order some who knows.
P.S. The Kristy and I are going to have so many rides, one day...(ahh ..so, fine...) all snuggled up.. riding around ( we are in the love, you know.. the Kristy, love....) 5 bucks sais she already has a pair of chaps.
P.S.S. I will get my grinder out to grind down the 18 inch crome spikes she has all over her leather...That's ROIGHT!!!! Mother Fuckers I am just the guy to do it...grinding on, the Kristy for the holidays...nothing could be finer than to be in, the Kristy grinder in the ....well, youi know....
Happy Merry Holidays, everbody.. are ..here to stay...Last edited by clarathecarrot; 11-11-2013, 10:20 AM.2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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