i hit a man hole cover in the road this mornin', road was recently repaved and sits down a coupla inches. i usually avoid it, forgot this mornin'. hit it and my bike died, no power. fuck...battery cable? wire hittin' frame? pulled into gas station and the ignition switch had flipped to off.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Guy we used to work with rode his BMW deep into the winter. He had heated grips, gloves, and seat. If it wasn't snowing, you'd likely see his bike out in the lot in January.
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
I'll cut off your tiny dick Bar-B-Q it and shove it up your bigoted asshole.
you love birds take your flirting elsewhere
I don't think I'd like it in Colorado. If all the women there are as mouthy as Kristy it must be hell on earth there. She hates everything but smoking reefer. I don't mind riding with guys like she described but I can't stand yuppie bikers who ride their bikes once in awhile just to show off all the leather crap they buy from the dealer that they paid twice what they're worth for.
I was riding my snowmobile over a bridge and the snowmobiles use what is the pedestrian walk in the summer so it's just wide enough for one machine. The result is big ruts that you have to slow way down and go over. It really bounces the machine. I was coming home from a night ride and right in the middle of that bridge my machine quit. The real bitch is there was no moon. It was black as black and I had no light of any kind (I always have a flashlight with me now. Learned my lesson). I popped the cowling and was checking the ignition wires and I was there for a good ten minutes and then it dawned on me to check the kill switch on the handlebars. I had bumped it with my glove and killed the engine. Being stuck like that in minus 20 air with nobody around and no light and then hearing that engine fire up was as good as sex.
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I like Bandimere.
You forgot to add in us posers who ride Harleys who pretend to be the unemployed, ex-alcoholics or meth addicts who are unwashed and greasy, but actually have a job and bought the bike with our own money that was made honestly and not by pimping, robbing, or selling drugs.
Dump the Rolex too.
I bought some good cold weather gear a few years back ( gigantic elbow length gloves and a leather face mask...lol) and put my windscreen shield on for the first time (450 bucks sitting in the attic for 5 years ) I figured hey. it looks kinda goofy, dang ..I seem to handle the frigid somewhat better.
I still have no chaps my legs do well in the wind, but I could use a pair. I may order some who knows.
P.S. The Kristy and I are going to have so many rides, one day...(ahh ..so, fine...) all snuggled up.. riding around ( we are in the love, you know.. the Kristy, love....) 5 bucks sais she already has a pair of chaps.
P.S.S. I will get my grinder out to grind down the 18 inch crome spikes she has all over her leather...That's ROIGHT!!!! Mother Fuckers I am just the guy to do it...grinding on, the Kristy for the holidays...nothing could be finer than to be in, the Kristy grinder in the ....well, youi know....
Happy Merry Holidays, everbody.. are ..here to stay...
Last edited by clarathecarrot; 11-11-2013 at 09:20 AM.
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They keep the roads up pretty well around here and they are nice enough to get the street sweepers out early after the snow melts. It was clear yesterday and I went on a long ride. I wore my skiing polypropeleins under my leathers. I actually saw two big ass wolves on the edge of the highway.
I was given a, US Army pair of thermals a few years back by a active duty friend of mine ( we were hunting deer) he had several and they were still in the plastic wrapper. A long sleeved shirt and legging, they seem to be made out of new style of fabric it's... like some kind of nylon blend with a neoprene or foam feel to them. I would try riding in them, but nothing cuts the wind like true leather. They are excellent..don't know if they cut the wind well..? at speeds faster than sitting in a tree blind waiting for a shot..lol. They are a far better thing than the cotton thermals mom bought me when I was a kid..lol.
This could be the same fabric you mentioned, "polypropeliens..?"
Those Cows and Bison stand around for weeks with a inch of ice on their backs PETA can fook off when it comes to survival...gimme a beaver skinned coat and leather over coat and I could stroll comfortably around the frozen moon IO ..lol.
Last edited by clarathecarrot; 11-12-2013 at 03:58 AM.
Yeah it's the same stuff. Mine are Northface and you can get them in different thicknesses. You don't want anything cotton on you in cold weather especially if you are sweating or getting wet. I do a lot of alpine and cross country skiing in the winter so you sweat and you need to wick the moisture away. Wool still probably is the best but polypropylene doesn't itch and is pretty comfortable.
I innvented GORTEX!
1. A pair of womens' pantyhose (it fits tight against the skin holds the heat, the nylon doesn't absorb moisture)
2.A covering of cotton or wool thermal underwear (the old days stuff) holds all the heat repels the cold and wind. The seperation of the two fabrics alows for water being removed from the skin
3. A covering of loose fitting nylon pants ( keeps the water out).
Bang!!! invented Gortex ..just never put all three layers, into one fabric..DANG DANG DANG!!!!
Oh and wear the full panty hose, the garder belt stuff is just silly.
lol
Last edited by clarathecarrot; 11-19-2013 at 02:14 PM.
fishnets are classy tho
I would also recommend -not- wearing a, belly chain....(the fishnets could improve the chances of bottle service at some high brow Frisco clubs)... the belly chain,.. with the fishnets.... just too too toooo much.
Before this degenrates to shoes...How Bout them Fuck'n Royals...or Gaddam, I like Boobs.
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WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD I EVER WANT TO RIDE ON A HARLEY!?
I'll say this for the last god damn time: bikers are the filthiest of the filthy white trash on the planet.
Meth addicts, rapist, chronic crab and lice-ridden cretins with a gay (leather) sub-culture. Bikers are the lowest form of scum on the plant. Rude, thoughtless people always looking for a fight or someone's property to destroy. When I hear the stories of their tiny brains looking like smeared dog shit on the asphalt when kissing a tractor semi I laugh my ass off. They all belong in jail or on an island with fundie Christians and non-aborted retards (upon which many bikers already are). They are a social ill.
You're harsh here... Honestly, I have a few buddies who are bikers - I mean, in Savoy and Geneva they don't get tough like in Chicago or Detroit, OK, but... - and none of them is a fag nor a bully. Around here they're a representative panel of society. Maybe in the US it's not the case, I don't know...
That said, maybe bikers push it harder when they're gay or bullies? Not to mention faggy bullies or bully fags?
I guess it's the same as in most social groups, you get about the same rate of cool and uncool people, don't you?
Am I? These people are largely sociopaths who are only on bike until the law or their probation officer finds them. South Park demonstrated perfectly just how much bikers are truly assholes. They are disruptive, bully, pollute and destroy and in almost all cases are looking for someone to fuck with. How much more of a sociopathic explanation do you need?
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