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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    Originally posted by ashstralia
    the crotch rocket guys like to explain how they've got F1 acceleration times due to similar power to weight..

    i'd rather aircon and a stereo..
    I found riding a crotch rocket long distance is more comfortable than riding a cruiser. At highway speeds you get a cushion of air and you are positioned forward. You are kind of like a wing in the wind floating on the air. Man. When I see a hot chick riding a crotch rocket in tight leathers. Man. It makes me almost splooge. They look so hot.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32798

      Originally posted by katie


      What sort of bike is this?

      Lounge?


      \

      That would not corner well.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Igosplut
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 2794

        I looked at a Matchless to buy a few years back, but passed on it..

        I need another motorcycle/project like I need the one's I have now...
        Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798

          Originally posted by ashstralia
          barney says harleys are the best way to turn petrol into noise, without the benefit of horsepower.
          I love that noise. I almost pulled out from a stop sign and I heard the rumble before I saw the bike. I could have pulled out in front of him and had him T bone me. Two weeks ago I looked down a road and the sun was in my eyes. I didn't see anything coming and I pulled out then out of the sun was a guy on a bike. I hit the brakes and he went around me but I could not see him or hear him. If he was on a HOG I would have heard him. That big noise really is a safety feature and that's why it's there in the first place.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            potato potato potato
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              Originally posted by Igosplut
              I looked at a Matchless to buy a few years back, but passed on it..

              I need another motorcycle/project like I need the one's I have now...
              I'm sticking with two road bikes and an off road bike. I've collected too many cars and other shit over the years. I like my stuff immaculately maintained and when you get too much of it, you can't keep up on it.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Igosplut
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Jan 2004
                • 2794

                Originally posted by ashstralia
                barney says harleys are the best way to turn petrol into noise, without the benefit of horsepower.
                I can also turn that on it's head by saying..

                "Most anything but a Harley is the best way to turn gas into noise, without the benefit of Torque
                Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                • Von Halen
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Dec 2003
                  • 7500

                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  When I see a hot chick riding a crotch rocket. Man. It makes me almost splooge. They look so hot.
                  You don't say!
                  Attached Files

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    Nice but here's one unposed just going down the road.

                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • twonabomber
                      formerly F A T
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11194

                      Originally posted by Von Halen
                      You don't say!
                      They'll make a popping noise when they get off the seat!
                      Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                      • clarathecarrot
                        Full Member Status

                        • May 2010
                        • 3588

                        Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                        how could I miss that thread...

                        mine:



                        When I see something this awesome, I have day dreams of a huge gas tank on that some dirt trail tires and a extra gas tank, tent and sleeping bag and some food water and a pistol to shoot some eat'n varmits.. etc.... strapped on the back and going off for days into something wide and expansive like the Australian Outback.....a boy can dream..................

                        Very Nice Ride.
                        Last edited by clarathecarrot; 05-23-2013, 10:52 PM.
                        2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                        clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                        • Igosplut
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2794

                          yea here's mine......

                          Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678



                            we bought one.
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              nick bike.jpg

                              9 years old, golden birthday present on sunday!!!

                              he asked first..."are ya sure i'm allowed to touch it?"

                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • clarathecarrot
                                Full Member Status

                                • May 2010
                                • 3588

                                Hey Yo! Petes Brother!!!

                                You know what I am going to do to my neices Razor Scooter ??....I am going to find a way to mount one of those old school wheel generator light we used to put on our bicycles back in the old days.

                                For her B-Day this month.


                                I remember riding and that generator would create drag and slow me down..lol , but it was nice at night. I realize you don't want the kid riding at night except maybe in a field, but I figure my niece rides in the street or sidewalk and any light is good even in the day.





                                Oh,... heck, they probably have a battery operated halogen these days that is 5 X better...but it is still a thought the generator would look real retro and cool on that minibike of your nephews.
                                2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                                clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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