Motorcycle

[twonabomber]

Am I? These people are largely sociopaths who are only on bike until the law or their probation officer finds them. South Park demonstrated perfectly just how much bikers are truly assholes. They are disruptive, bully, pollute and destroy and in almost all cases are looking for someone to fuck with. How much more of a sociopathic explanation do you need?

Harley riders are now mostly lawyers, doctors, and accountants. It's the shitbags on the sport bikes that you gotta watch out for.

You watch too much TV.

[Kristy]

No, YOU watch too much TV! The asshats I witnessed in the Colorado mountain towns I grew up in and/or visited were hardly yuppies on tricycles pretending to be badasses. These morons were organized criminals of the real deal. Besides yuppies ride those "pussy Jap bikes" not Harleys.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Am I? These people are largely sociopaths who are only on bike until the law or their probation officer finds them. South Park demonstrated perfectly just how much bikers are truly assholes. They are disruptive, bully, pollute and destroy and in almost all cases are looking for someone to fuck with. How much more of a sociopathic explanation do you need?

Maybe those you describe as such are a special biker brand, but does it mean most of them act like that?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You really are a fucking thick bitch if you take things seriously from South Park.

[clarathecarrot]

the Kristy and I are going to make so much, Wombat.....

as I wander thru this world of douche nozzle bikers she may come in handy in a bar fight.

I do tend to stay away from the serious gangs wether on a cycle or strolling down the streets of Compton...and those MS13 tagged neighbourhoods.

I am no longer willing to tempt the fate of that asshole over there and wether he can conceal and carry 90% of the world can't be trusted with a weapon.

I have found that the fags on bikes refference (SouthPark,revving at the stop lights,funny shit ) in reality to me is more like the fags that have BIG MACHISMO pik up'trukks with that fucking Deisle Locomotive Muffler.

Gayest shit ever..

[Von Halen]

No, YOU watch too much TV! The asshats I witnessed in the Colorado mountain towns I grew up in and/or visited were hardly yuppies on tricycles pretending to be badasses. These morons were organized criminals of the real deal. Besides yuppies ride those "pussy Jap bikes" not Harleys.

You are so dumb sometimes.

There are badass biker "gangs" that you don't want to fuck with. The Hells Angels. The Outlaws. The Black Widows. The Mongols. The Son's Of Silence (Founded in Colorado, and maybe the bikers you are speaking of) or The Highway Men. As well as many others.

They are no more corrupt than our Government. They are no more corrupt than the Catholic cult. They are no more corrupt than most other organizations.

You should befriend your local biker gang Kristy. They are very charitable. They will help you out when you're in between welfare checks, and welfare weed.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I have found that the fags on bikes refference (SouthPark,revving at the stop lights,funny shit ) in reality to me is more like the fags that have BIG MACHISMO pik up'trukks with that fucking Deisle Locomotive Muffler.

Gayest shit ever..

or a honda civic/chevy malibu slammed on air bags with 20in rims and a chrome coffee can muffler out the back

[clarathecarrot]

or a honda civic/chevy malibu slammed on air bags with 20in rims and a chrome coffee can muffler out the back

I know right,.. it's the 4 cylynder chevy chevette that sounds like a 7 million $ Lotus, LeMans race car.

and those same fucks seem to try and draft on my bumper, before they pass me on the highway..funny thing it seems to happen more on Monday morning...generally after a NASCAR race was shown the day before..just a trend I have noticed...lol.

[Kristy]

You are so dumb sometimes.

There are badass biker "gangs" that you don't want to fuck with. The Hells Angels. The Outlaws. The Black Widows. The Mongols. The Son's Of Silence (Founded in Colorado, and maybe the bikers you are speaking of) or The Highway Men. As well as many others.

They are no more corrupt than our Government. They are no more corrupt than the Catholic cult. They are no more corrupt than most other organizations.

You should befriend your local biker gang Kristy. They are very charitable. They will help you out when you're in between welfare checks, and welfare weed.

See? This is what I'm talking about. White trash defending white trash.

[cadaverdog]

Maybe those you describe as such are a special biker brand, but does it mean most of them act like that?

My sister in law was the one who found the guy with the fucking hair in this video's dead body in the desert by the shitty trailer park he lived in before he died. He was in a few other Clint Eastwood movies also. He was one of the three men that came back to Lago for revenge in High Plains Drifter and one of the first "black widows" Clint thumped in Every Which Way But Loose. He used to be a body builder and played Hercules in an old movie before he hooked up with Eastwood. He was a poor drunk drug addict when he died in 87 in Lancaster California. His name is Dan Vadis.

[Igosplut]

See? This is what I'm talking about. White trash defending white trash.

Gimme a kiss...

[Kristy]

Fuck off, dufus.

[Nitro Express]

Some biker trash got kicked out of a small Montana town bar and they came back with friends. There were police and every rancher in the area in the streets. The police told my dad to get us out of there because there was going to be trouble. Too late, you could hear the bikes rumbling in. It was cowboys vs. bikers and we got to see the show. The bikers got knocked off their bikes with chains being pulled across the road and the cowboys sheared their heads with electric sheep shears. It was probably around 1970.

It was hippies and bikers in those days. The hippies would take over the park and then the bikers would ride in and beat the hippies up and they would take over the park and then the cops would come and run the bikers off. Then the hippies would come back and the cycle would repeat.

We were bummed because all these maniacs had taken over our park and we couldn't play there.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

dude on a crotch rocket didn't survive this one. couple houses down from my buddies house

pigeon hole.jpg

[Von Halen]

dude on a crotch rocket didn't survive this one. couple houses down from my buddies house

pigeon hole.jpg

That's awesome! No pics of the biker? WTF?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

looks like he started "striping" the inside wall...

[clarathecarrot]

Fuck off, dufus.

Oh, MY!!! we are going to have so many babies...like my abs. I have started working out "and like" I am going to have 50 abs...no 300 so many fucking abs...crunch all day sleep all night abs grrrrr I am going to have 47 abs by NOON!!!

Chicks dig abs I am sporting like so many abs....after all it is bikini season.


grrrr fuck'n ABS!!!

Show you my abs...make abs not war.

GOD!!! we are going to make so much abs!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

good to see you alive and, well, well?

[clarathecarrot]

good to see you alive and, well, well?

Beats the alternative, as far as I know....?

I moved into a new house back in August and stopped watching T.V. completely no internets, just cell phone and my movies/cd's as a media outlet, you would not believe how much I have gotten done in 9 months.

I got some internets only last week...15$ a month for shopping and motorcycle parts ( the yellow pages is a joke hard copy or online) I do believe the internets has taken over all need to find or gotta have or where is it located needs.

This place has no fire anymore I tried to start a fight in "The Front"....nothing (tweet tweet tweet chirp chirp..) not even a drunken brawl...?

I am also glad that you are doing well .

[chefcraig]

Oh, MY!!! we are going to have so many babies...like my abs. I have started working out "and like" I am going to have 50 abs...no 300 so many fucking abs...crunch all day sleep all night abs grrrrr I am going to have 47 abs by NOON!!!

Chicks dig abs I am sporting like so many abs....after all it is bikini season.


grrrr fuck'n ABS!!!

Show you my abs...make abs not war.

GOD!!! we are going to make so much abs!!!

To hell with all of that work. Simply suck in your belly and draw your own abs on yer chest with an eyeliner pencil.
Thinly of course, as you don't want to scare people into hysterics when you perspire , thus making you look like some macabre native American warrior in war paint.

And yes, the same applies for that "Just For Men" hair-dye shitola:

Old guy: "Hey, how ya doing, ya young thing?
Young (actually, waaaay too young) hottie: "Christ on a cracker, Count Dracula...why is your hair melting and turning into a blackish goo running down your neck? Get away from me, ya creep, before I call the bouncer."

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Old guy: "Hey, how ya doing, ya young thing?
Young (actually, waaaay too young) hottie: "Christ on a cracker, Count Dracula...why is your hair melting and turning into a blackish goo running down your neck? Get away from me, ya creep, before I call the bouncer."

real life experience?

[clarathecarrot]

To hell with all of that work. Simply suck in your belly and draw your own abs on yer chest with an eyeliner pencil.
Thinly of course, as you don't want to scare people into hysterics when you perspire , thus making you look like some macabre native American warrior in war paint.

And yes, the same applies for that "Just For Men" hair-dye shitola:

Old guy: "Hey, how ya doing, ya young thing?
Young (actually, waaaay too young) hottie: "Christ on a cracker, Count Dracula...why is your hair melting and turning into a blackish goo running down your neck? Get away from me, ya creep, before I call the bouncer."

So, I shook it at her and said, this frogs for you!

(it would just be creepy with drawn on abs)

[clarathecarrot]

real life experience?

had one of those last night road the scoot to KCK the kansas side of kansas city ( you see the city is split down the middle by the state line)...any'hoo, I went to these two biker bars down by the railroad tracks and industrial complexes bikes everywhere doing burn-outs, throttle up at take off out of the parking lots, just real shizznit. messed up biker hottness all on the dancefloor doing the electric slide like the nastyness they wanted to be, cracking me up. I hadn't been around in years made friends with this dude we road to another joint had beers bullshitted about junk and stuff got home safe life was good.

No colors anywhere but as i remember these joints are owned by active mombers or were back in the 80's last time I was at these joints.

P.S. everyone was cool as shit as I was as cool as shit.

Peace PB

[clarathecarrot]

After 7 years of letting it sit I am now in the mood to fix the RADIAN YX600 Yamaha that was my main bike thru the 1990's.

I have ordered the electrical parts clutch lever is a back order so I am holding off and have recently decided to order new brake and clutch to match, (they better ship me the correct swept back levers ###..lol I want but I am digressing over the future).

After I check the motor and general maint. I will ride the bias ply belt showing thru tires around the block once then order tires if all checks out...not bying 500 bucks worth of rubber for a bike that needs a motor rebiuld...not before I am sure she is still, tight.

see post #142 for more bike info.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...=1#post1534509

[clarathecarrot]

oh and Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeehym everybody wat sup?

P.S. Contrary to what has been said around here lately I am not keeping a pussy cat named, The Kristy, under my bed. I call her Heidi..

[Nitro Express]

A bunch of MONGOL bikers came into where I was eating breakfast this morning. LOL! Probably heading up to Sturgis. First time I've ever seen any biker gangs around here.

[clarathecarrot]

A bunch of MONGOL bikers came into where I was eating breakfast this morning. LOL! Probably heading up to Sturgis. First time I've ever seen any biker gangs around here.

I see a patch drive by every now and then, can't seem to make out what they are affiliated with probably just Cristian Bikers ,ect... for this or that, or one of the hundreds of yuppy clubs that have sparked up the last 15 years or so.

I haven't seen any "Gang" tipe riders in forever but this is kansas city land of beige and that other color the city lets you paint your house, extra light middle milky tan.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

too many clubs here, good luck on the scoot, senor carrot

[Seshmeister]

.....

[Von Halen]

This is crazy! You hear the guy scream "NO" right before the impact.

http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/video_mo..._a47_1_3757629

[Angel]

Can't watch. My brother died in a head-on collision with a Continental in 78...

[Von Halen]

Can't watch. My brother died in a head-on collision with a Continental in 78...

Not trying to be insensitive, but how many dead brothers do you have?

[Von Halen]

Only in Defuckingtroit!

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/m...crash/27946742

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Only in Defuckingtroit!

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/m...crash/27946742

no fucking shit!?! low low low

[Angel]

Not trying to be insensitive, but how many dead brothers do you have?

Two. First one when I was 15, and you already know about the other one...

[Seshmeister]

......

[Von Halen]

I left my house thursday morning on my bike. Rode 1250 miles. Never left the State of Michigan. Never rode the same road twice. Did maybe 50 miles total on the expressway. Some fucking great scenery. If the weather didn't suck my balls in this fucking State, it would be one great place. Speaking of the weather, I couldn't have asked for a better 4 days to ride. I finally make sure I am geared up for inclement weather, and it stays nice.

[Seshmeister]

Only in Defuckingtroit!

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/m...crash/27946742

The crash was ridiculous too.

Crashes like that are why I don't ride...

[Von Halen]

Sesh, I know you ride, and I have proof.

[DavidLeeNatra]

this will be my new one: