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  1. 01-23-2008, 11:41 AM #1
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    Why is the van halen store selling Valerie Bertinelli's book on weight loss

    i dont get it?
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  2. 01-23-2008, 12:47 PM #2
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    And why are they NOT selling merchandise from the current tour?!?
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  3. 01-23-2008, 03:24 PM #3
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    The same reason idiots post Sammy Hagar stuff here...
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  4. 01-23-2008, 03:40 PM #4
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    I'm pretty sure the book is about more than weight loss.

    You can get the official tour merch at the official VH site, which is how it usually goes when bands tour.

    A few years from now they will have this stuff at the VH Store.
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  5. 01-23-2008, 04:45 PM #5
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    Originally posted by J Curling
    And why are they NOT selling merchandise from the current tour?!?
    https://secure.feamerch.com/stores/vanhalen/

    I'm here to help....
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    Seems they will flog anything remotely associated with Van Halen
    I guess ??
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  7. 01-23-2008, 06:20 PM #7
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    Someone say Val?
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  8. 01-23-2008, 10:52 PM #8
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    Originally posted by VanHalener
    Someone say Val?
    Get A Room.
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  9. 01-23-2008, 11:05 PM #9
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    Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
    https://secure.feamerch.com/stores/vanhalen/

    I'm here to help....
    Yup, I gotta get one of these.
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  10. 01-23-2008, 11:14 PM #10
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    Originally posted by Dan
    Get A Room.
    She's a busy woman.

    What's wrong with my car?
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  11. 01-23-2008, 11:19 PM #11
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    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
    I'm pretty sure the book is about more than weight loss.
    Looks like it.

    Originally posted by Panamark
    Seems they will flog anything remotely associated with Van Halen
    I guess ??
    Yup



    "Losing It" is Bertinelli's frank motivational story -- from her complicated family life to her struggles to maintain a healthy self-image while coping with celebrity, her tumultuous 20-year marriage to rock star Eddie Van Halen, and her difficulties with depression. She takes us behind the scenes in her acting career and marriage, recalling the stress and concerns of being a rock star's wife, the joys of motherhood, the challenges of divorce and becoming a single parent, her lifelong battle with weight, and her determination to let herself feel loved again. Through it all are surprising and sometimes shocking anecdotes of other celebrities she has known, as well as stories of her loyal family and friends who stood by her.

    http://www.vanhalenstore.com/page/VH/PROD/b-other/B52
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  12. 01-23-2008, 11:29 PM #12
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    She must have lost even more weight judging by that cover photo.
    I saw her a few weeks ago on Rachel Ray and she was still
    on the slightly chunkier side. Great photo on that book..
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  13. 01-24-2008, 12:01 AM #13
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    Maybe some VHLinkers need to become the "Big Losers" ?

    Val's tips can help.
    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08
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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    The same reason idiots post Sammy Hagar stuff here...
    Idiots that post Sammy Hagar stuff here want to earn a profit? How in the fuck are they gonna do that here???
    :confused:
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  15. 01-24-2008, 01:07 AM #15
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    Originally posted by rustoffa
    Idiots that post Sammy Hagar stuff here want to earn a profit? How in the fuck are they gonna do that here???
    :confused:
    LOL! really. What kinda Sammy Hagar stuff is here? Are we shelving SPAM somewhere?
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  16. 01-24-2008, 01:44 AM #16
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    I would fuck the Val on that book cover. She would gain some weight from all the cum I would blast into her.
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    who cares ,what i dont understand is why they arnt selling the van halen original logo t-shirt ..... it says its sold out ..... well make more dummies !!!!
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    The Main Thing Is That She Still Loves The Cock.
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    Originally posted by Dan
    The Main Thing Is That She Still Loves The Cock.
    And the odd Rooster !!!
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    they can sell it all they want but who is going to buy it?
    We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl
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  21. 01-27-2008, 01:29 AM #21
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    Losing it:"how to destroy Vanhalen and watch them reunite the second I leave with half the cash" by yoko cuntasmelly
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    Originally posted by Dave2007
    Losing it:"how to destroy Vanhalen and watch them reunite the second I leave with half the cash" by yoko cuntasmelly
    Only problem is that Van Halen didn't get back together....

    Heheheh...
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    yeah...like VAL was the one holding 'em back....

    more like "How I put up with 20+ years of Whiskey Dick & Bad Breath" BY Val von Halen
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