The "hitch1969© appreciates David Lee Roth and classic VH" thread, by hitch1969©.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by MAX
Author! Author!!!!

Hitch, I've always gotten a kick out of reading your posts over the past couple of years and this one was stellar. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or both? Nice rant man.

When my people conquer your planet, your name will be on the protected scrolls.

Now let us consume mass quantities!!!


MIPPS!!!

=h69=

[DavidLeeNatra]

peace, hitch...

[Igosplut]

I give it about MMMMMM, a year and two months...........

And then we'll have a new............











A NEW REWARD THE WHORE HITCHRANT™!!!!!!!!!!!

ME thinks....... HA.......Good ta see ya FertileHitch®.....

[flappo]

Originally posted by thefive
<B>Speaking of getting the fuck out, Roth quit Van Halen and from the interviews, it wasn’t very clean split. To say that there were some hard feelings would be approaching it. In the meantime, the band hired on a new singer. Sammy Hagar, one of the most incredible turn-offs known to mankind—diabolical.</b>

<font color=000000><b>Henry Rollins</font></b>









Oh god. You are simple.

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BWAHHAHAHA!

..fucking dope

[flappo]

..poor old spammy

[Panamark]

I always thought Hagar's tits would be bigger ?

[Eyes of the Night]

69 has gone christian rock on us!? ... lmao!

[Panamark]

Sammy likes to light his farts in that posistion..........

[Panamark]

Yeah, its Stryper time with Doug from now on !!!

[Panamark]

I like that newspaper clipping that lists Van Hagar. Thats the first time its been advertized correctly that I have seen...

[flappo]

..unusual ideas for new van hagar album released to net !

[Steve Savicki]

And to think when I saw this partial title on the main page, I thought it was just the hitch1969 appreciation thread.

Hitch or Doug, I appreciate ya... avatar says it all:

http://theorder.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=theooc&action=display&num=1082940879

[diamondD]

Originally posted by thefive

And third about this whole Dave/vh/sam story. I really do not care.
I love Dave with or without Van Halen.

What I dispise about Sammy is that he trashed and bashed Dave for 17 years before even meeting the guy. I just do not like his character.
Character in life is important. For him to slam Dave in the press for 17 years is just elementary. Sam is a fuckin child like Al Pacino says in that movie Glen Gary Glen Ross. He's a fuckin child. Sam is a 57 yr old whining bitch who has an elementary mentality.

If you don't care so much, why do you start a Sammy thread every few minutes? You remind everyone Dave is a Shaq fan, so they should be too? And you call Sammy elementary? You probably need to think twice about what that whining bitch line actually means.


GRATE post hitch. I'll miss the Fuck Christmas in the Bloody Ass thread this year, but it's still early.

[thefive]

Originally posted by diamondD
If you don't care so much, why do you start a Sammy thread every few minutes? You remind everyone Dave is a Shaq fan, so they should be too? And you call Sammy elementary? You probably need to think twice about what that whining bitch line actually means.


GRATE post hitch. I'll miss the Fuck Christmas in the Bloody Ass thread this year, but it's still early.

Oh God do I have to explain:

1st. There are cheep here that go bah baaah 8 to 10 fuckin hours a day. I eat octopus eight fuckin times a day. I got octopus coming out of my fuckin ears.

2nd. I do not even know if Dave is a shaq fan.

3rd. You take the bait.

4th. I smell a cheep here.



"It was the Diaz brothers"

"Fuck the Diaz brothers. I bury those cockroaches"

[diamondD]

1. Too dumb. Please don't try to explain that one again.

2. You are the one posting the Shaq crap.

3. There is no bait. You post dumb shit, expect to get called on it. No wonder all the old schoolers have given up on this site.

4. What the fuck ever. I was a mod here until I started working for the official site because I was positive Dave was back. I've been on this site for over 4 years. I contributed videos to this site of Dave in concert. I got the set list immediately on here when the 2001 tour kicked off. All you do is sit around and bitch about Sammy being fat and demanding answers from Sammy fans.

5. AND THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT. Don't ever fuck up another hitch post.