Ban Mezro Petition!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

That is all.

Icon.

Sorry to piss in your ass KISSMASS but Icon won't be banning me.

Mezro...don't you worry about Icon...that guy is knee deep in tail, quail and pail...he shovels more pussy than Petco...

[Diamondjimi]

Hey why not just flush all the forums (Main & Arielle excluded). That should speed things up....

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Mezro
Sorry to piss in your ass KISSMASS but Icon won't be banning me.

Go to hell.

I'm not against you.

I'd just like to see what icon would do.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

You know what you piece of shit?

MAYBE instead of deleting a major part of this site, you could be a real webmaster and update this piece of shit.

This software was released in fucking MARCH of 03. this version of vbulletin is FIVE YEARS OLD.

This is why this site is a cum dumpster, not because of all the
"attachments". Those were mostly externally linked images anyway.

[Panamark]

Externally linked images do not suck up our bandwidth or
processing time. They suck up your browsers time..

Reason posts etc hang, white screens of death, is that
the web host software/SQL is now miles ahead of our Vbulletin.

More than a gut feeling, things will get better real soon.....

[Hyman Roth]

[Nickdfresh]

Dude, how much gay porn do you have to sift through to get those pics?

[Hyman Roth]

You see gay porn?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
You know what you piece of shit?

MAYBE instead of deleting a major part of this site, you could be a real webmaster and update this piece of shit.

This software was released in fucking MARCH of 03. this version of vbulletin is FIVE YEARS OLD.

This is why this site is a cum dumpster, not because of all the
"attachments". Those were mostly externally linked images anyway.

Here come some bad mojo from Uncle Rasta Dick! Don't worry about it sausage rack...it be no big ting!

MAYBE, instead of making asshole assumptions, you should get your facts straight before milking the cow in public.

1. Neither myself, POJO, Brownie, Icon or the mighty PMark have access to the master password. Only Sarge has it and only Sarge can fucking download the new software. He is also the only guy who can migrate us to a new (larger) server.

2. The attachments were part of the problem; dumping some extra shit did lighten the load. I noticed a slight improvement (as did other members) and would have continued with my house cleaning had Sarge not popped back up to handle the problem.

Sooooooooooo...stop creaming your flaps with bile when you dont know shit about what is going on behind the magic curtain.

Mezro...and don't be such a sensitive chunk of fodder KISS...talking shit is just a way of life around here...adjust your cup big boy and get back in the game...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

I'm not even going to waste my time reading what you had to say.

[Steve Savicki]

Then you have no more need to complain then.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Then you have no more need to complain then.

STFU !

[fryingdutchman]

Wella wella wella...

I don't come 'round here much anymore, because things have devolved to the point of ridiculous...

But after spending a decent amount of time here in the past 3 years or so, and after a number of really decent conversations with Mezro, I had to pop in after I saw this thread.

As Mez so eloquently pointed out above, most of y'all don't know what the fuck you're talking about with regard to the site.

But for those with dissenting opinions, there must clearly be a more civilized way to express yourselves than to call for Mezro's "banning."

With the regular cast of shitfists who regularly pollute this site continuing to survive, how can anyone in their right mind call for such an action?

Calling out Mezro and then trying to back him into a corner is ill-advised at best. Mez has forgotten more about how to administer a beatdown than most of us will ever know.

Do as you wish, folks. But to take a page from recent events, don't taunt the tiger and then act shocked when he jumps the wall and takes a chunk out of your ass.

[Mezro]

Look who I see on the horizon; it be the mighty fryingdutchman! How goes it brother? The holiday season treat you right?

Yes, things are always a little like screwing the pooch around here (the pooch being a pitbull with a broken glass and asbestos vagina). No matter what is done, the crying comes from all directions. I am amazed that Sarge even wastes his money on this site.

A majority of these fuckers don't give a flying shit about the site...they only care about little slices....boo hoo, no more porn...boo hoo, no more pictures...boo hoo, boo hoo, what will I jerk off to? Pathetic! If some of these assholes shut the computer off, got a job and found a real woman, they might see that the world is a much bigger place than the Roth Army.

Enough of my rambling...nice to see you frying!

Mezro...and give a big middle finger salute to back home for me...take a raging dump right in the middle of five points...

[Panamark]

Hey,

I gotta chip in here.

Mezro and I have attacked the shit out of each other in the
past. (We spared the regular posters of that).

But the simple fact is this.
He tried to improve this place, with what he had. Actually
from where Im sitting he put his balls on the line..

Like it or not, whats happened, happened. No amount of
complaining will change that. There is hope on the horizon
and who knows, a place to rebuild a lot of what you are
complaining about, at the speed this place deserves.

I'm all for these debates, but this is flogging a dead horse.
I'm excited that the main man is back in town..

You know things will get better !!

Lets leave it at that, hey ??

[Mezro]

And allow me to throw some dip on the chip: Mark is a huge chunk of the pie here; the guy loves this site and is always contributing. I have plenty of respect for PMark...he is one of the good guys.

There is hope. Sarge said he is going to make changes and I believe he will. Give him some time and the Roth Army will be flying high again.

Things will be better and all of these croaking and stroking little dung beetles will move on to bitch and itch about something else.

Mezro...ahhhh yes Mark...you and I attacking each other...those were good times, damn good times...LOL...

[jhale667]

This is getting kind of ridiculous. I actually agree with both of you (yes, even though you flamed me for no reason, Mezro - never had a problem with you).
And for the record, I have not and am not calling for banning Mezro, people. You're trying to help, that's obvious. (I'm totally OK with banning thome, though - can we make THAT happen, at least?)
I put that conmee quote in my sig over a year ago (if memory serves) because it was funny as shit. Still is, in a sadly ironic way now...
But while we're on the subject of people not giving a shit about this site, I didn't start this thread. One of your mods did. You guys are stirring shit internally....not to mention all the alias BS.
I posted a because I thought it was funny - at first (like I ever though conmee was gonna ban you - please). But now it's getting out of hand.
I hope everything DOES work out, and the site gets back to full speed.
Now let's all hug it the fuck out, or I'm gonna post "Give peace a chance" again....

Yeah, yeah - my opinon "is worth less than zero around here" , I remember....
and it's "Mr." dung beetle to you....

[Panamark]

Jay,

You know none of my comments are directed to you.
There used to be a thread here called "Outback Jacks"
anyone remember that ?? That was even bigger
than the Muff thread (if thats possible) ...
But lost for good when the Army went down..
I started that one too...
I reckon you will be able to do an even better Muff
thread soon. I dont think any of the mods and webbies
have anything against ya mate !

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Panamark
Jay,

You know none of my comments are directed to you.
There used to be a thread here called "Outback Jacks"
anyone remember that ?? That was even bigger
than the Muff thread (if thats possible) ...
But lost for good when the Army went down..
I started that one too...
I reckon you will be able to do an even better Muff
thread soon. I dont think any of the mods and webbies
have anything against ya mate !

I didn't think so, PMark. Actually, during my 3 1/2 years here, the vast majority of dealings I've had with people around here have been cool.
Met some people -some local, some not - and though some I've yet to meet face-to-face I'd still consider actual "friends/digital penpals/whatever", y'know? Something not easily done on the dang ol' internet
(OK, I've gotten a couple of girls on my MySpace page naked, but that's different!).
But I DO love this place - I like knowing there's someplace where I'm not the only CVH freak in the room... And I want it to be at its best, just like everyone else.
Though, not referring to the re-do, there is some weird shit going on around here lately. Stuff that should not continue.
Regarding the Muff Thread, if I ever do have the option/opportunity to rebuild it, perhaps some day I will.
I wouldn't have kept it going as long as I did had not multiple posters, male and female (and mods) enthusiastically encouraged me to do so. Some contributed to the thread regularly. 185,000+ views wasn't me checking my handiwork...
You gotta admit it kicked every other pron thread on this site's ASS - all my (real life) friends joke about my "impeccable" taste in women - "AIM high" does not even begin to cover it -it's both blessing and curse. But I do OK. Anyway, for some reason it didn't make the cut. OK, I can live with that. I still created [and for the most part maintained) one of the most viewed threads in the history of this site, so I'm told...which apparently bugs the shit out of Savicki and thome, or whoever's alias they are that day...
Glad to hear non of the mods or webbies have it in for me, in your opinion. I don't come here to start shit.

And in closing, I stand by my assertion earlier that a CVH site without uber-hot girl pics is well....more like a Van Hagar audience. Sorry, just IS.

[jhale667]

Here's another hilarious ICON post, when someone spammed the Muff Thread...pure comedy.

Posted by conmee on 07-19-2007 01:00 PM:

Gentlemen, fellow perverts, honored lesbians, masturbators, and lovers of the human female form...

There is on topic that is not up for debate, and there are other sites you can visit if you want to see scat/animals/etc.

I won't even fuck around or hesitate.... you post shit pics or otherwise fuck up one of the few threads I actually visit on this site, and you're gone. No questions, no appeals, no second chance... Gone. I don't give a fuck if someone has 4 or 10,000 posts, I will ban the user and delete every one of the person's posts. This is a huge site, we let all manner of horseshit go on and we pretty much let people fuck with each other until the end of time and put the 1st Amendment to an hourly test.

BUT... if anyone fucks with this thread, I don't care who... moderators, friends, family, fuckups, no gender, race, religion, or sexual preference will be spared.... you fuck up in this thread and you are gone.

It's really that simple.

That is all.

Icon.

How fucking cool is that?

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Mezro
Look who I see on the horizon; it be the mighty fryingdutchman! How goes it brother? The holiday season treat you right?

Yes, things are always a little like screwing the pooch around here (the pooch being a pitbull with a broken glass and asbestos vagina). No matter what is done, the crying comes from all directions. I am amazed that Sarge even wastes his money on this site.

A majority of these fuckers don't give a flying shit about the site...they only care about little slices....boo hoo, no more porn...boo hoo, no more pictures...boo hoo, boo hoo, what will I jerk off to? Pathetic! If some of these assholes shut the computer off, got a job and found a real woman, they might see that the world is a much bigger place than the Roth Army.

Enough of my rambling...nice to see you frying!

Mezro...and give a big middle finger salute to back home for me...take a raging dump right in the middle of five points...

Good to chat with you again, Mez. The holidays were quite excellent...hope yours were the same out on the left coast.

As for this place....you can't please all of the people all of the time. Those who are here to support the site's main mission will understand what was done, and why it was done. The hangers-on who are here to start shit and try to call attention to their ultra-cool internet personas will continue to cry.

All you can do is your best....and then to hell with the rest.

As for Five Points...consider it done, my friend. I will climb the traffic signal gantry and deliver a splashy upper decker during afternoon rush hour.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Mezro
Look who I see on the horizon; it be the mighty fryingdutchman! How goes it brother? The holiday season treat you right?

Yes, things are always a little like screwing the pooch around here (the pooch being a pitbull with a broken glass and asbestos vagina). No matter what is done, the crying comes from all directions. I am amazed that Sarge even wastes his money on this site.

A majority of these fuckers don't give a flying shit about the site...they only care about little slices....boo hoo, no more porn...boo hoo, no more pictures...boo hoo, boo hoo, what will I jerk off to? Pathetic! If some of these assholes shut the computer off, got a job and found a real woman, they might see that the world is a much bigger place than the Roth Army.

Enough of my rambling...nice to see you frying!

Mezro...and give a big middle finger salute to back home for me...take a raging dump right in the middle of five points...

Good to chat with you again, Mez. The holidays were quite excellent...hope yours were the same out on the left coast.

As for this place....you can't please all of the people all of the time. Those who are here to support the site's main mission will understand what was done, and why it was done. The hangers-on who are here to start shit and try to call attention to their ultra-cool internet personas will continue to cry.

All you can do is your best....and then to hell with the rest.

As for Five Points...consider it done, my friend. I will climb the traffic signal gantry and deliver a splashy upper decker during afternoon rush hour. (after it gets a little warmer outside, or course)

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Mezro
Look who I see on the horizon; it be the mighty fryingdutchman! How goes it brother? The holiday season treat you right?

Yes, things are always a little like screwing the pooch around here (the pooch being a pitbull with a broken glass and asbestos vagina). No matter what is done, the crying comes from all directions. I am amazed that Sarge even wastes his money on this site.

A majority of these fuckers don't give a flying shit about the site...they only care about little slices....boo hoo, no more porn...boo hoo, no more pictures...boo hoo, boo hoo, what will I jerk off to? Pathetic! If some of these assholes shut the computer off, got a job and found a real woman, they might see that the world is a much bigger place than the Roth Army.

Enough of my rambling...nice to see you frying!

Mezro...and give a big middle finger salute to back home for me...take a raging dump right in the middle of five points...

Good to chat with you again, Mez. The holidays were quite excellent...hope yours were the same out on the left coast.

As for this place....you can't please all of the people all of the time. Those who are here to support the site's main mission will understand what was done, and why it was done. The hangers-on who are here to start shit and try to call attention to their ultra-cool internet personas will continue to cry.

All you can do is your best....and then to hell with the rest.

As for Five Points...consider it done, my friend. I will climb the traffic signal gantry and deliver a splashy upper decker during afternoon rush hour. (after it gets a little warmer outside, of course)

[fryingdutchman]

AAAHHH!!!

Triple post!!!

Apologies, peeps. I was suckered by the dreaded white screen of death which made me think my first two replies did not get posted.

[Mr Grimsdale]

this is utterly preposterous!

[Mr Grimsdale]

this is utterly preposterous!

[Mr Grimsdale]

this is utterly preposterous!

[WACF]

The more you say it the more you mean it.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
As for Five Points...consider it done, my friend. I will climb the traffic signal gantry and deliver a splashy upper decker during afternoon rush hour.

Nice...load up on some scrapple before you blast the crapple!

Mezro...and send my love to the Montomery Township Police Department...no, better yet...send them a dozen Yum Yum...they like the cream filled...

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by Mezro
I am amazed that Sarge even wastes his money on this site.

Me too.

I guess he's the biggest donor of 'em all...

[flappo]

and you're the biggest asshole of them all

[Diamondjimi]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!

[Mezro]

Mezro...I thought it was another new "ban Mezro" thread...shit, I miss those...

[WARF]

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