Wanna Know What I Fucking HATE???

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by jhale667
While I agree the majority of rap is shit (and I'm sure I'll get flamed for this, but whatever), a select few - Mos Def, Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes...ARE the beat-poets of our generation. You may just not like the beat...

I don't even disagree with that. If you want to sell it as beat poetry, cool. I even have some mp3's on my machine.

But - on a whole - learn a fucking instrument, people. Fuck.

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
And I used to like you, J.

Funny thing is, as much as I DESPISE rap music, and rappers in general.....

They make great actors.

Ludicris in Crash?

Snoop and Cube in Training Day?

They just can't sing/write a song to save their lives.


Biz Markie is probably the best voice among them

Totally. Ice Cube in Ghosts of Mars. Ice-T in anything he's in. I don't know what makes these guys such whip actors.

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by jhale667

As the pansy is running away, he's like "Fuck you, man!"

I've totally been in that situation before. One of my cars is an old person's car (Cadillac), and people think they can shit on old people...then I get out of the car, and they drive away.

I'm not even going to start on the driving thing, though. I've lived some cities where the drivers were such assholes it was mindboggling. Where I'm at now, the drivers are decent.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

I drink at every smirk.

Hence, I'm hammered.

I'd be right there with ya, but I'm on antibiotics for this fucked-up ear infection I got, so I can't drink! Imagine the horror! :eek:

Okay, here's another one: Jock-types (or the ones you can tell were in their high-school/college years) who act all tough until you call them on it. Especially the ones that have an issue with guys with long hair.

Which reminds me of another funny story: I'm visiting my hometown, at my former local bar hangout, and you have to cross the dance floor to get to the bar...
I'm going to get a drink, and this asshat (who was a bit larger than I, btw) that's dancing with some girl yells
"Get a fucking haircut!"

I turn around, look at him and say "Make me". Dude gets the total deer-in-the-headlights look...I mean, just froze.
I say "Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT."
His girl points at him and starts LAUGHING IN HIS FACE!!!! Classic. She came up to me at the bar later to say "Dude, that was funny as hell."
Not like I'm saying I'm some big tough guy, but I ain't backing down, either....

Must be the meds, I'm on a roll tonight....

[jhale667]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
And I used to like you, J.

Aw, C'MON!! That's not cool!

They just can't sing/write a song to save their lives.

Who said anything about SINGING?
And I DID say the VAST majority of it is crap....

Don't know what to tell ya about the acting thing, either....

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Blackflag
I don't even disagree with that. If you want to sell it as beat poetry, cool. I even have some mp3's on my machine.

But - on a whole - learn a fucking instrument, people. Fuck.

I'm with ya on that one. Those guys I mentioned are probably the only ones I would consider "poets".
I don't consider a turntable an "instrument".

And I ain't selling shit...

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Worse yet, the PARTISAN divide of the clapping.

Pelosi missing her mark was the highlight of the evening. She jumped up so fast, I thought Cheney was gonna have a mild coronary....at least he woke up!

[binnie]

Originally posted by jhale667
Don't forget movie theaters! I think it should be legal to taze people who bring their fucking toddlers to movies. Totally inconsiderate.

We are definitley on the same wave-length....

[jhale667]

Originally posted by binnie
We are definitley on the same wave-length....

Yeah, and not just toddlers, the little 5 and 6 year-olds that shouldn't be in R-rated movies anyway, kicking the back of my seat....
That's when you turn to their shitty parent and say "Control your kid...NOW."

Just more proof stupid people shouldn't reproduce...seen Idiocracy? That movie is almost more scary than it is funny....a little too much within the realm of possibility....

[binnie]

Originally posted by jhale667
Yeah, and not just toddlers, the little 5 and 6 year-olds that shouldn't be in R-rated movies anyway, kicking the back of my seat....
That's when you turn to their shitty parent and say "Control your kid...NOW."

I just don't know how people let their kids get to that stage, I really don't.....

[jhale667]

Originally posted by binnie
I just don't know how people let their kids get to that stage, I really don't.....

I think the trend started when it became "inappropriate" to physically discipline your child...I'm not talking abuse, but SPANK THAT ASS for cryin' out loud...
I've heard stories of child services being called on parents for SPANKING here, no shit....

I know fear of a serious ass-beating from my mom (or god forbid, my late ex-drill sgt. dad) kept me out of a LOT of trouble as a kid....

Anybody else have parents back in the day who would send YOU outside to get the stick for them to whip your ass with?
And god help you if you came back with what was perceived as a "twig"....

But yeah, I see kids pull shit on their parents today that if I did at that age I'd STILL have a footprint in my ass....

[binnie]

Originally posted by jhale667


But yeah, I see kids pull shit on their parents today that if I did at that age I'd STILL have a footprint in my ass....

Yep, it's the same here too. Sad world really......