So.. is anyone going to Mass to marry their boyfriend?

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Fuck the Van Hagar road trip.. how many of you homo's are heading over to Mass to marry eachother?

Breasts,

DickFace

[FORD]

Maybe our Busheep friends might be interested in making the trip if they knew they could land a FAUX News anchor.....

On a recent trip to New York, I visited a gay bar on the Upper East Side, where I met a familiar-looking man wearing an expensive suit and excessive makeup. After a drink or two, I realized that he was one of the star anchors at Fox News Network, that tool of the conservative right masquerading as a “fair and balanced” news operation.

He wouldn’t admit his identity, only that he “worked for News Corporation,” the parent company of Fox, so I played dumb and let him buy another round of martinis.

At 3 a.m. and after more than a few drinks, the closeted Fox star could barely balance on his bar stool.

His solicitations for a date became more intense and desperate. So I told him I was not single and, “not interested dating anyone in closet,” and left him wobbling on his stool.

http://www.nyblade.com/2004/5-14/viewpoint/editorials/overcome.cfm

Poor Shepherd Smith

Maybe he'll be able to marry the man of his dreams one day. But of course, he'll probably lose his job in the process.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by FORD
Maybe our Busheep friends might be interested in making the trip if they knew they could land a FAUX News anchor.....

http://www.nyblade.com/2004/5-14/viewpoint/editorials/overcome.cfm

Poor Shepherd Smith

Maybe he'll be able to marry the man of his dreams one day. But of course, he'll probably lose his job in the process.

We all know you're a homo, FORD. Admit it and be done with it. This pathetic smear, true or not, proves you frequent these sites laden with faggotry.

[Sarge]

Ford.. is not gay..

Remember Melenin?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by FORD
Maybe our Busheep friends might be interested in making the trip if they knew they could land a FAUX News anchor.....

http://www.nyblade.com/2004/5-14/viewpoint/editorials/overcome.cfm

Poor Shepherd Smith

Maybe he'll be able to marry the man of his dreams one day. But of course, he'll probably lose his job in the process.

Nawh, not Shep. That Rick guy with the obvious plastic nose who always wears too much lipstick. He's who I thought of immediately.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Sarge
Ford.. is not gay..

Remember Melenin?

uh, that would be Melein, actually.

And no, I'm not gay. I just find it amusing and tragic at the same time that a gay man would work for a network that promotes hatred against his own kind.

[Mezro]

I was thinking about exchanging vows with my right hand.

Mezro..i'll make more clam chowder