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    Now that she is talking to me

    LMMFAO
    We are at the mall shopping...Drudge...Drudge...Drudge our last stop is a Candy store that we like to go to when ever we are in town. well as we order up 1/4 pound of this and that.. my wife turns to me and asks what would I like? now my mind said Caramel... but I am staring at this woman wearing these black tight slacks through the glass and seen a wicked camel toe. Yes folks I uttered a quarter pound of camel toooooooe and I caught myself a little to fuckin late. My face got all kinds of red and almost purple the woman got very offended my wife's jaw just dropped the older kids behind busted out laughing. Umm.. we left the candy there an left. it was a Quiet ride home.
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    Re: Now that she is talking to me

    Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
    Yes folks I uttered a quarter pound of camel toooooooe and I caught myself a little to fuckin late.
    :p

    I hope your dog's house has heat, my friend.

    Offa!
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    A quarter pound of Camel Toe !!

    Thats a lot of Crack to get busted with !!!
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    I have done some brainless shit in my old years but this takes the cake. it is a mother fucker gettin old

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    I think its disgraceful that they dont provide a "Camel Toe" flavored
    Candy... Everyone would have been happy :p

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    We find the defendant not guilty on the grounds of blatant Camel Toe.

    The State will now hear the case of Sheep vs Red Knobgobbler...
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    I think its disgraceful that they dont provide a "Camel Toe" flavored
    Candy... Everyone would have been happy :p
    Copy that.

    Suggest real thing at all times,..

    I say again, Suggest Real Thing at All Times...

    Do you copy?...

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    Copy that ! Camel Toe Candy all round !!

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    Ozz,

    Are you serious, did you really say "camel toe" out loud instead of "caramel"???

    If I was your wife, I'd still be laughing at you and would tell everyone we know (so they could laugh at you too)!
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    I think its disgraceful that they dont provide a "Camel Toe" flavored
    Candy... Everyone would have been happy :p
    Here,
    I have another great business opportunity;
    Camel toe flavored Jelly beans and cum flavored lolly pops...
    Natural flavors are always healthier so... we need donors! :p

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    Re: Now that she is talking to me

    Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
    LMMFAO
    We are at the mall shopping...Drudge...Drudge...Drudge our last stop is a Candy store that we like to go to when ever we are in town. well as we order up 1/4 pound of this and that.. my wife turns to me and asks what would I like? now my mind said Caramel... but I am staring at this woman wearing these black tight slacks through the glass and seen a wicked camel toe. Yes folks I uttered a quarter pound of camel toooooooe and I caught myself a little to fuckin late. My face got all kinds of red and almost purple the woman got very offended my wife's jaw just dropped the older kids behind busted out laughing. Umm.. we left the candy there an left. it was a Quiet ride home.


    Classic Freudian slip !
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    Ozz, I feel your pain brother - but that slip of the tongue is absolutely fantastic!
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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    Ozz,
    Are you serious, did you really say "camel toe" out loud instead of "caramel"???
    See... i was in in a trance (that toe) and really pooped out from the miles i walked around shopping. it just came out

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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    Here,
    I have another great business opportunity;
    Camel toe flavored Jelly beans and cum flavored lolly pops...
    Natural flavors are always healthier so... we need donors! :p
    There used to be a restaurant in Sydney that served
    food that resembled vagina's penises, breasts
    balls etc etc.... It was called "Rude Food"

    So are you going to be in charge of quality assurance ?? lol....

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    There is a lot of positions to be filled...

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