LMMFAO
We are at the mall shopping...Drudge...Drudge...Drudge our last stop is a Candy store that we like to go to when ever we are in town. well as we order up 1/4 pound of this and that.. my wife turns to me and asks what would I like? now my mind said Caramel... but I am staring at this woman wearing these black tight slacks through the glass and seen a wicked camel toe. Yes folks I uttered a quarter pound of camel toooooooe and I caught myself a little to fuckin late. My face got all kinds of red and almost purple the woman got very offended my wife's jaw just dropped the older kids behind busted out laughing. Umm.. we left the candy there an left. it was a Quiet ride home.