http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
Quick excerpt:
50-Something guy on cell: Yeah, I just spoke to Kate, and everything is wonderful. The liquor stores are open, and people are riding bicycles.
--1st Ave between 9th & 10th
Only In New Yawk?
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
Quick excerpt:
50-Something guy on cell: Yeah, I just spoke to Kate, and everything is wonderful. The liquor stores are open, and people are riding bicycles.
--1st Ave between 9th & 10th
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
There are some funny quotes on that site. I love it so much.
New Yorker: ...and then the tourists paused near the construction of the New York Times' new building, and one, who was I guess their leader, pointed to it and said, "Everyone, that's Ground Zero."
--26th & Park
Roth Army Militia
"Girl #1: You know how deodorant gives you cancer?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Well, I'd rather take the risk, because nobody's going to like you for being smelly.
--R train"
...
And people still glare at me when I say that the vast majority of the problems involving the human race could easily be solved with the use of a large stick...
Seriously, d'you think it'd be fair to arrest someone just for bashing Girl #1's head to a pulp? It's not like she's using it or anything...
Cheers! :bottle:
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
KILL! KILL! KILL!
"Teen girl #1: Last night I thought the lights were flicking on and off in my room.
Teen girl #2: Was there something wrong with the electricity?
Teen girl #1: No, I realized it was just me opening and closing my eyes.
--12th & 6th"
SHIT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Cheers! :bottle:
Girl: "But what if he doesn't want to have sex with me?"
Male friend: "Oh, please. Banging exes is like the number two national pastime to baseball."
--6 train
Is it? :P
Can't believe I never got an answer to that last one...
Don't get me started on my NY pics:
Nice Hat, Though
Preppy guy #1: Oh, man, I can't believe you. You're just such a... a gay cowboy.
Preppy guy #2: Haha, Brian's* not a cowboy.
Brian*: Oh, thanks, dude. Thanks.
At Least They're in Favor of Painful Ass Sex
Queer: So, I guess I'm officially part of the Bank of America family now, but I don't really feel like I am.
Fag hag: What do you mean?
Queer: It's like my mom married into it, and now I'm the Bank of America's ignored stepchild.
Lady: So, I bought my niece a gift. I don't know why... She's such an ungrateful little bitch.<br>
Mother to three-year-old trailing behind: Stay close, baby, you know how ferry men like to take little boys.
--Whitehall Staten Island Ferry Terminal
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Girl #1: How often do you get wet?
Girl #2: Oh my god, we're in public!
Girl #1: Well, I was just wondering, because everybody back home thinks you're such a slut!
Girl #2: Piss off! At least I'm not a fire crotch!
Girl #1: Don't you ever call me that ever again, or I'll delete you off my Top Eight on MySpace!
Only in NY does it take 45 minutes to cross a bridge!
Only in NY!
Garbage barge ... lovely!<br>
Dude had 3 shopping carts hooked together like a train!<br>
Only in NY!<br>
NOT a garbage barge!<br>
I LOVE NY!<br>
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