"Up For Breakfast" and the other lyrics are finished.

[WARF]

"Up For Breakfast"


Oh! Yeah!
uh huh
Well, I gotta set my alarm (HEY!)
That ain't no jive
Dreamin' of scrambled eggs
to keep me alive (uh huh)
Cook it up slow, baby
Scramble those eggs, extra bacon. (uh huh)
Will you let me butter your toast?
HEY!
Cuz I love you the most (uh huh)

Chorus 2X

Lovin' you baby is something I miss
Tell me sugar darlin
Are you up for breakfast?
I've been hungry for your heart
Can you tell me this?
Your so fine, will be my breakfast?

My baby woke up this morning
she's down in the pits. (uh huh)
I love ya baby
Do you want, "oatmeal" or "grits"?
She likes it FAST!
FAST! FAST! FAST! FAST!
Are you up for breakfast?
Oh Yeah!
I got my ham in the oven (uh huh)
I'm gonna put my mitts on you
Don't be shy..... chicken pot pie
(Eddie yells, "That's Ain't Breakfast!)

ooooooohh .... OH YEAH!

I think it's lunchtime!

(Eddie Solo)

(Repeat Chorus 2x)

[WARF]

It's about time

Are you ready to Rock? (yeah!)
It's about that time!
I'm lookin' for my sisters
tequila & Lime (uh huh)
Can I squeeze you down?
I'll have some love on the rocks
Shake it ba-ba-ba-baby
Stir it up nice (oooooh)

Chorus

I got the tool to survive!!!
Available with this special offer
only $49.95 (yeah!)
My baby knows it's about time
She walks the l-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ne!!!
oh!!!
Don't walk that line baby
Cuz your soooo fine!!!!!
It's about Time (ooooooh)

Chorus 2x

(Eddie Solo)

One, Two (uh huh)
Buckle my shoe
Rose are red, violets are blue (yeah!!!)
But it's about time, I start lovin you
Get on your knees baby
YEAH!
You got me hot like an oven
Don't make me sad and blue (no!)

[WARF]

Here's a BONUS B-SIDE!

Red, Hot and heavy

I've searched around this big ole world (uh huh)
looking for a girl like you
Why you always fussin'?
I like my girls like donuts
I need to have them by the dozen
YEAH!
Let me glaze your donut
I got the batter to survive
Flippity, Flippity, Flop
My head looks like a mop
Crank it up Ed!

(Eddie Solo)

(Chorus)
They said the world's a lonely place
But I can barely see my waist
Cuz you got me (yeah!)
RED, HOT AND HEAVY!!!
HEEEEEEEAVY!!!!!!
She likes it red, hot and heavy
That ain't no jive (oooooh)

(Eddie Solo)

C'mon on back now baby
Don't make me beg
Your love is my diet
And i'm Jenny Craig
YEAH!

[fenway5150]

Ya know what's funny? I actually thought those were actually the lyrics....I'm not even kidding! It wasn't until I got to the "One, two...buckle my shoe...roses are red, violets are blue" part when I realized it was all made up. That's how low my expectations are of this clown's lyrics are.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by fenway5150
Ya know what's funny? That's how low my expectations are of this clown's lyrics are.

lol too true...

[WARF]

How anyone as obese as Hagar, would dare write a song about breakfast?

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by WARF
How anyone as obese as Hagar, would dare write a song about breakfast?

[ThrillsNSpills]

He's gotta write about what he knows, and it's obviously food.

The line about havin em by the dozen sounds like a Hagar line.