Larg Girl of the Month - March '08

**jhale667** · 03-01-2008, 03:31 AM

Bueno Bob liked my suggestion for this month's Larg Girl, and asked me to do the honor of starting the thread - so here she is:

Ladies, and Germs, I give you Nicole Lenz.

Former Playmate and Paris Hilton pal (supposedly the girl in the OTHER girl/girl video that never surfaced), now doing the Elite model-actress-video vixen thing...

My god, she is hot.

**jhale667** · 03-01-2008, 03:37 AM

:p

More to come..

**VanHalener** · 03-01-2008, 09:12 AM

The hair, the curves, the legs, oh my.

What a beauty!

I need a cold shower

**VanHalener** · 03-01-2008, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by jhale667

Oh please baby, show me no mercy!

**Matt White** · 03-01-2008, 10:35 AM

HA!!!

I wanna see that video.........

**jhale667** · 03-01-2008, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by VanHalener
The hair, the curves, the legs, oh my.

What a beauty!

I need a cold shower

Real breasts and not sporting the dreaded pedo/hardwood look, too. Extra points. She's about as larvly as they come....

**jhale667** · 03-01-2008, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by Matt White
HA!!!

I wanna see that video.........

I've looked high and low...no luck so far. Even a publicity blurb of hers mentions it, and that it "never surfaced"...

**Dan** · 03-01-2008, 04:33 PM

Great Fucking Choice J.

She Is 10 Out Of 10.

She is Fucking Hot.

**Nitro Express** · 03-01-2008, 04:52 PM

Proof women don't need those stupid breast implants to make men horny. A great body, nice skin, and a cute face is all that's needed to make the testicles percolate? It's not like,"Oh no baby, I'm not going to fuck you because you don't wear a double D cup."

**jhale667** · 03-01-2008, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Proof women don't need those stupid breast implants to make men horny. A great body, nice skin, and a cute face is all that's needed to make the testicles percolate? It's not like,"Oh no baby, I'm not going to fuck you because you don't wear a double D cup."

It's actually refreshing to see. Quite the opposite if the average LA-girl, but then she's from Ohio originally...hell, we were already neighbors once, state-wise.

But no, I actually had an ex here (who also made it to Playboy, but wasn't a "Playmate" - and no, not posting pics of her here, bitch gets no free press on my shift...

) say to me - in complete seriousness - "I can't believe you were into me before I got a boob job." No lie...

I'm like "Repeat what you just said to me and listen to how stupid that sounds...please...."

I think fake cans would possibly ruin this lovely, though...she's perfect as-is...

**bueno bob** · 03-02-2008, 12:06 AM

Holy hell.

Once over, I'm over done...

**jhale667** · 03-02-2008, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Holy hell.

Once over, I'm over done...

Toldja...

**Isaac R.** · 03-02-2008, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by jhale667
I've looked high and low...no luck so far.

Yep, none here either...closest I came wuz a tiny, blurry screencap after searching the deepest, darkest reaches for a couple hours

No reason to stop looking tho

**jhale667** · 03-02-2008, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by Isaac R.
Yep, none here either...closest I came wuz a tiny, blurry screencap after searching the deepest, darkest reaches for a couple hours

No reason to stop looking tho

Yup..

Amazing what you can find out there, though...keep looking, I will too...

Still picking my JAW up off the floor from the one you sent me that WASN'T her, though, Isaac...(yeah, wasn't Nicole, but WAS a girl I know personally...was/still is practically a neighbor...holy crap, what are the odds?) Will you pick some Lotto numbers for me next?

**Dan** · 03-02-2008, 11:22 PM

Damn,I Love Her Hair Pie.

**jhale667** · 03-02-2008, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by Dan
Damn,I Love Her Hair Pie.

That - besides her not having fake cans, is what stood out about her even as a Playmate...
She is a thing of beauty...

I mean, she is just drop-dead fucking gorgeous..

**Dan** · 03-03-2008, 12:27 AM

She Is ALL Women.

**jhale667** · 03-03-2008, 02:01 AM

Indeed.

**binnie** · 03-03-2008, 02:33 AM

My eyes hurt!

An excellent, excellent choice - if we keep up the standard of Jan, Feb and March, '08 is going to be the strongest year of LARG yet!

**ppg960** · 03-03-2008, 03:42 PM

Sweet. 9.5 on the Muff Meter.
Nice Cock Garage as well.

**jhale667** · 03-03-2008, 05:46 PM

She's damn near perfect, if you ask me...

I'd

for days...or at least 'til she begged for mercy...

**binnie** · 03-04-2008, 02:39 AM

She is pretty damn close to perfect. Just think, some guy, somewhere is hitting that.

Lucky fucker.

**jhale667** · 03-04-2008, 04:36 AM

Originally posted by binnie
Just think, some guy, somewhere is hitting that.

On the flipside, as one of my friends always says "Just think, some guy somewhere is tired of hitting that."

We should all be so lucky...

**binnie** · 03-04-2008, 05:25 AM

Originally posted by jhale667
On the flipside, as one of my friends always says "Just think, some guy somewhere is tired of hitting that."

We should all be so lucky...

I would be more than happy to make myself bored of her

**jhale667** · 03-04-2008, 05:49 AM

Originally posted by binnie
I would be more than happy to make myself bored of her

Hell, I volunteer to...

I will gladly throw myself on that grenade, for the good of mankind..

**binnie** · 03-04-2008, 10:53 AM

Seriously, my eyes hurt - all three of 'em!

**jhale667** · 03-05-2008, 03:22 AM

Found this post regarding "the tape"...

The pair had checked into a £500-a-night suite at the Bellagio Hotel, in Las Vegas, after a night out partying when things allegedly got steamy. Lenz is quoted in Britain's News of the World newspaper as saying: "The moment we were in the room Paris had only one thing on her mind - sex. We lied down on a king size bed and took it in turns to play with each other. It wasn't long before we were naked and rolling around together."

Lenz also claims she and Paris pleasured each other with sex toys.

She added: "We just pleasured each other for hours, recording it all. Paris had brought all manner of sex toys - to make sure we didn't miss out on anything simply because there was no man in bed with us!"

**binnie** · 03-05-2008, 03:36 AM

Damn!

That sounds like a Paris Hilton tape worth watching

**jero** · 03-05-2008, 03:59 AM

"because there was no man in bed with us!"

..............uhhhh

**jhale667** · 03-05-2008, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by jero
"because there was no man in bed with us!"

..............uhhhh

By some accounts, that MTV dude Simon Rex was in the room, but that doesn't really count as a "man"....

I know I have some more pics of her around her somewhere...

LUVS her...

Geez, even in a non-airbrushed paparazzi shot she's stunning...

**Dan** · 03-05-2008, 11:02 PM

I Need A Very Cold Shower,Now.

**jhale667** · 03-06-2008, 12:01 AM

Oh, AND she's a stoner chick..

I officially love her.

**binnie** · 03-06-2008, 02:41 AM

Methinks that Jhale has found his "special someone"

This is a great thread dude!

**jhale667** · 03-07-2008, 03:04 AM

Originally posted by binnie
Methinks that Jhale has found his "special someone"

This is a great thread dude!

Glad you approve...
Ah, if only she knew I was alive...

Though one of her photographer friends (coincidentally also friend of my former bassist, was shooting pics of our show for him) came up to me at one of my last gigs and was like "I see you have my friend Nicole in your top MySpace friends. I've done shoots with her, she's a total sweetie..."
I'm like "Tell her I think she's the most beautiful woman alive..." He says "Will do, dude!"
If she's hanging with fruits like Simon Rex, she's probably not the long-haired rocker dude type anyway...but she IS local, and it COULD happen..
Y'know, in Bizarro world or something...(maybe if I got her REALLY, REALLY baked first?)

Hey, stranger things HAVE happened, and I'm due another Playboy chick anyway...

If she's OK with dudes who look like THIS

, I'm in...

**binnie** · 03-07-2008, 03:12 AM

Ha Ha!!

Best of luck with that

Maybe be onw day I'll happen upon Penelope Cruz or Brooke Burke and they'll realize that I'm what they've been looking for. Then I'll wake up and get some breakfast...lol...

**jhale667** · 03-07-2008, 03:43 AM

:p Hey, keep hope alive, know what I mean?

Remember, unlike you, I live in LA, and run into Playmates (semi-famous actors and rock stars) at the freaking Supermarket regularly ...sadly, you're probably not gonna run into Penelope Cruz or Brooke Burke shopping for groceries in the UK, sorry dude...

Like I said earlier, the video Isaac sent me THINKING it was her turned out to be another girl I actually know ( same body type and hair, a friend of almost 8 years, also in my top friends, had no idea SHE had a girl/girl vid floating around)...stranger things HAVE happened, my friend...

I told Isaac he should pick some fucking Lotto numbers for me...

WHAT are the odds of him randomly sending me a video (thinking it's the Paris and Nicole vid) that turns out to have one of my friends in it? :eek:

**jhale667** · 03-07-2008, 09:59 PM

**Dan** · 03-08-2008, 01:49 PM

Damn,Page 2 Is Even Hotter Than Page 1.

**jhale667** · 03-08-2008, 08:33 PM

**Dan** · 03-08-2008, 10:56 PM

All I Can Say Is,Yes,Yes And Yes.

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