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    Please order & send Donuts, Pizza, & Chicken Wings to Vals House

    This book is a very low blow. How nice of Val to cash in on the Van Halen Reunion and simultaneously stick a Fork & Knife in Eddies back so soon after finishing Rehab. How could he ever of had a chance? Cares even less about Wolfgang? Don't buy the book it doesn't tell anyone anything they dont already know!

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    Re: Please order & send Donuts, Pizza, & Chicken Wings to Vals House

    Originally posted by 5150 CENT
    How could he ever of had a chance?
    I don't know...Grow a pair maybe?

    Act like a 50+ year old man...and take responsibility for his life...and decisions.....

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    I hate the bitch now. I hope her book bombs and she can't find work. She's a hypocrite that played the America's Sweetheart while doing everything in the closet. Hypocrites are hated and the only reason she's coming clean is to sell more books.

    Obviously Ed has a problem with it. Things were fine until Val came out with her book. Nice going Val.
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    Sorry Iam not crying a river for Valerie Bertinelli she knew what she was getting into when she married the guy.

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    Val is a self-absorbed air head. She will soon put the pounds on because she only lost them for the attention and money. It takes more than that to keep from going back. She will blimp back out in a year or two.

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    Originally posted by 5150 CENT
    Sorry Iam not crying a river for Valerie Bertinelli she knew what she was getting into when she married the guy.
    Yeah but she became even more famouse by marrying that guy. Val's biggest claim to fame was she was Eddie Van Halen's wife. Nobody cares about those do da dee dee dee shows she was on. A 70's sitcom and a few CBS tinkerdink television movies.

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    Sorry Iam not crying a river for Valerie Bertinelli she knew what she was getting into when she married the guy.

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    Originally posted by 5150 CENT
    Sorry Iam not crying a river for Valerie Bertinelli she knew what she was getting into when she married the guy.
    She fucked everyone behind that guy's back and probably got half his assets in the divorce. Ed is the one who should be crying and he probably is. LOL!

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    hopefully eddie banged that hot girl from the house of petals!

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    Re: Re: Please order & send Donuts, Pizza, & Chicken Wings to Vals House

    Originally posted by Matt White
    I don't know...Grow a pair maybe?

    Act like a 50+ year old man...and take responsibility for his life...and decisions.....
    I agree with Matt on this one. You gotta get on and over it already.

    The thing is....interesting that Val's appearances and book and what not happened to be the same time as the VH reunion tour...

    Is she trying to cash in on the reunion in her own little way or mindfuck Ed?

    Like Matt said in the beginning...Man Up Ed. Don't let Val fuck ya up, get your shit together and move on.

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    Fuck Bertinelli!

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    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    She fucked everyone behind that guy's back and probably got half his assets in the divorce. Ed is the one who should be crying and he probably is. LOL!
    I want half Eddie!

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    its funny she doesnt know wat her new boyfriend does for a living. I know what he does he spends Eds money.

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    Originally posted by Susie Q
    I agree with Matt on this one. You gotta get on and over it already.
    Some people fall in and out harder than others! Something nobody should ever have too face! Would piss me off something fierce!

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    Originally posted by jero
    I want half Eddie!

    Classic!

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    Que one up for val would ya ed!?<br.
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    Ed's state of mine with regards to Val, I believe, hinges on just how much you -WANT- to hate someone you used to love.

    Her -NEED- to hate him is evident in black and white and for all the world to see.

    Good on'yah VAL!

    Jeez seems I got issues too who'da thunk'it.

    Crunch all you want we'll make more.

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    Originally posted by 5150 CENT
    its funny she doesnt know wat her new boyfriend does for a living. I know what he does he spends Eds money.
    Damn straight. Val has a kept man or a kept bum. They live in a house Eddie bought for her, and live on money earned on the road and from royalties. I doubt there's any left from One Day at a Time or The Seduction of Gina for Val to buy a box of tampons with.

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    Ewwwww.....
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    Valerie's probably on strict orders from her new guy to keep her hole shut in regard to his personal business. When she was on some talk show a few months back, she told everybody he had a vasectomy. He looked pretty upset with her.

    Seems she's great at embarrassing people.
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    She'll just make another made for TV movie for Lifetime and then it's back to obscurity for her.
    Three time witness to the comeback of the MIGHTY VAN HALEN. And then they faded back into obscurity.

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    Originally posted by 5150 CENT
    hopefully eddie banged that hot girl from the house of petals!
    Hence the reason he did that Porn movie soundtrack! You know he won an AVN award for it. No shit!

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    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    I hate the bitch now. I hope her book bombs and she can't find work.
    Won't happen. Know why? Cuz there's a bazillion Lifetime, View, and Oprah watching hens out there who will eat this shit up and come out of it self-appointed Van Halen experts. Got into an argument with my mother-in-law about it yesterday. Swears Ed was on TV bitching about the book (how long has it been since anybody from VH gave an interview?) and that the cheating, coke-snorting slut is "such a nice lady"

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    Here is a song that best describes Val:

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    Originally posted by SparkieD
    Won't happen. Know why? Cuz there's a bazillion Lifetime, View, and Oprah watching hens out there who will eat this shit up and come out of it self-appointed Van Halen experts. Got into an argument with my mother-in-law about it yesterday. Swears Ed was on TV bitching about the book (how long has it been since anybody from VH gave an interview?) and that the cheating, coke-snorting slut is "such a nice lady"
    Are you shure you're a chick?

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    Why is anyone feeling sorry for Ed?
    Isn't this the same guy who back stabbed D L R not once
    but twice .
    Yeah Val's using the current popularity of V H to sell books
    but if you beleive Dave , Ed suckered him into working on
    the greatest hits album by making him think he was back
    in as lead singer.
    Then toured one more time with Sammy just to twist the knife
    he stuck in Dave's back.( Greed was also a factor ).
    Face the facts , Eddie Van Halen is a dick.(good guitarist but
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    Yeah, Ed's a dick but I don't think that anyone deserves their dirty laundry to be aired in public (unless they are in a position of moral responsibility etc...).

    There are plenty of people whom I dislike that I would wish a "tell all" expose on......

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    Originally posted by binnie
    Yeah, Ed's a dick but I don't think that anyone deserves their dirty laundry to be aired in public (unless they are in a position of moral responsibility etc...).

    There are plenty of people whom I dislike that I would wish a "tell all" expose on......
    Ed and Al didn't have any reservations about making fun of Dave
    after that awards show.
    Didn't they call him a goof ball or something like that.
    After they used him to make the greatest hits album.

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    Originally posted by thome
    Are you shure you're a chick?


    Oh absolutely, my dear Thome Just not your everyday garden variety.


    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    Why is anyone feeling sorry for Ed?

    Expressing disgust for Val's actions doesn't equal pity for Ed.

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    Originally posted by SparkieD

    Expressing disgust for Val's actions doesn't equal pity for Ed.
    Exactly.

    I have little respect for a woman who giggles while telling the world that her husband always said to her that she cheated first and then saying it's most likely true. Ugh.
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    Perhaps she needs the money???
    Fuck her / many others did.
    I really disagree when celebs put their personal life out there.
    Is she hanging out with that CUNT Paris Hilton as well.???

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