It's not Van Halen without Michael Anthony!!

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  • Ric Flair
    Groupie
    • Jul 2007
    • 50

    It's not Van Halen without Michael Anthony!!

    That's right...
    David Lee Roth...
    Eddie Van Halen...
    Michael Anthony...
    Alex Van Halen...

    THE FOUR HORSEMAN!!!

    The best group in the history of Rock and Roll.

    Let's Talk about Eddie Van Heinekin...

    woooo....

    Eddie Van Heinekin....

    You wanna take the stage...
    And piss of the fans who made you?!?!
    You wanna have the GUTS TO CALL THIS LINEUP VAN HALEN?!?!?
    WRONG!!!
    Van Halen is DAVE, EDDIE, MICHAEL AND WOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    ALEX VAN HALEN!!!!

    You wanna stumble around the stage....
    drink your little bottles of beer....
    smoke your little marlboro cigarettes...
    CLAIMIN THAT THIS IS THE REAL LINEUP OF VAN HALEN??!?!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
    EDDIE....
    VAN...
    HALEN....

    YOU THINK YOU GOT CANCER?!?!
    YOU THINK YOU GOT VERTIGO?!?!?!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT VERTIGO IS!!!!

    VERTIGO IS WHEN YOUR LAYIN' DOWN....

    IN A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!!!

    You wanna tell me that Michael Anthony doesn't exist???

    MICHAEL ANTHONY WAS THERE DAMNIT!!!!

    HE PAID HIS DUES!!!

    HE PAID HIS PRICE!!!!

    THE FAIR WARNING TOUR!!!!

    HIDE YOUR SHEEP!!!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Eddie Van Halen your a liar....
    a fink rat....

    YOU'RE A NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH!!!!

    You think you're vince russo....
    You think you can just walk down that aisle brother...
    and tell me this is the FACE OF VAN HALEN?!?!

    WRONG!!!!
    Last edited by Ric Flair; 03-06-2008, 02:47 PM.
    THE FOUR HORSEMEN!

    Eat Us And Smile, Nature Boy Style!
  • Ric Flair
    Groupie
    • Jul 2007
    • 50

    #2
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Never mix your viagra with a BIG BOY CAN OF RED BULL!!!

    How the fuck is everyone in greensboro?!?!?!
    THE FOUR HORSEMEN!

    Eat Us And Smile, Nature Boy Style!

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    • Pasadena Bunnie
      Head Fluffer
      • Jul 2006
      • 413

      #3
      Puleeeeze. Bassplayer is past tense, in the same category as Cherone.


      This is a "NEW" Band....or didn't you hear Roth tell it at the press conf.?

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49125

        #4
        Yeah, 'cause with the backing tracks, it's almost as good!

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        • philouze
          Banned
          • Mar 2004
          • 2171

          #5
          I don't care

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          • Little Lamont
            Head Fluffer
            • Mar 2007
            • 371

            #6
            I miss Mike too, to be honest. But to say it ain't VH without him is bullshit. Dave is VH, period.

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            • Yucko

              #7
              AH, you bunch o' homos!


              Fuckin' cryin about some D list bassist.



              I hear Mike Anthony is into fitness.....





              Yeah, fitness dick in his mouth!

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              • Terry
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 11953

                #8
                The Van Halen of 1978 (or 1974) to 1984 is gone forever.

                Getting Anthony back might give the current band touring under the name Van Halen more legitimacy, but that doesn't necessarily mean the shows were gonna be any better than they were...we'll never know for sure, but Anthony wasn't exactly the focal point of the band anyway.

                Yeah, yeah, yeah, he provided great background vocals that were one of the signature parts of the Classic Van Halen sound. Okay. Fine. So those pre-recorded vocals are probably being piped in live at the shows...

                I've heard so many sides of this topic, but truth be told I wasn't even thinking about Mike Anthony at the show I saw, just as I was barely paying attention to him when I saw the band in 1984.

                And if Eddie ain't up to snuff, it's not like MA being there is gonna save the day, so it's really a moot point.
                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                • Diamondjimi
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2004
                  • 12086

                  #9
                  2 aliases 1 thread.........is it Friday yet?!
                  Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                  • saintbarry
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 23

                    #10
                    Damn,this is really is just too funny!!!!!!The reason people don't miss Mike is because they are using his vocals on this tour.If this Van Halen lineup records a new album without Mikes background vocals,its not going to sound like classic Van Halen,period,not even close!!!!!Beware,you Mike bashers might get what you hope for,and the end results might not be what you thought it would be.Sure,let this lineup of Van Halen record,because it would be good to hear new Van Halen Music if they don't get Mike back,but it is going to sound different.They can't just pipe in Mikes vocals for the album like they are doing for this tour!It seems to me like all the Mike Bashers are saying they don't want a New Van Halen album to sound like Classic Van Halen,which is just insane!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • Little Lamont
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 371

                      #11
                      Piping in vocals? You know this for a fact?

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                      • jhale667
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 20929

                        #12
                        Originally posted by diamondjimi
                        2 aliases 1 thread.........is it Friday yet?!
                        WARF's bored today...
                        Originally posted by conmee
                        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                        That is all.

                        Icon.
                        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                        Originally posted by Isaac R.
                        Then it's really true??:eek:

                        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                        Originally posted by eddie78
                        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                        • Combat Ready
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 572

                          #13
                          Who is Michael Anthony?

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22820

                            #14
                            David Lee Roth is Van Halen.

                            Edward Van Halen is Van Halen.

                            Alex Van Halen is Van Halen.

                            Michael Anthony is Van Halen.

                            Wolfgang Van Halen is Eddie's son.

                            Sammy Hagar is Bette Midler.

                            Gary Cherone had a good song on that Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure soundtrack.

                            Mitch Malloy is George Lazenby.

                            Mark Stone is wondering where he went wrong.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • Combat Ready
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 572

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bueno bob
                              David Lee Roth is Van Halen.

                              Edward Van Halen is Van Halen.

                              Alex Van Halen is Van Halen.

                              Michael Anthony is Van Halen.

                              Wolfgang Van Halen is Eddie's son.

                              Sammy Hagar is Bette Midler.

                              Gary Cherone had a good song on that Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure soundtrack.

                              Mitch Malloy is George Lazenby.

                              Mark Stone is wondering where he went wrong.

                              No Sir---Michael Anthony is not Van Halen. More like Bette Midler's hairsylist?

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