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    Lamest moment in the History of Rock Music....

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    Yeah that's pretty lame. It's kinda funny how they used alot of the original V-H music for that add.

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    What a commercial that was... What was the point?
    Were they selling that crappy OU812 album or what?
    Three time witness to the comeback of the MIGHTY VAN HALEN. And then they faded back into obscurity.

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    Originally posted by TVGUY
    What a commercial that was... What was the point?
    Were they selling that crappy OU812 album or what?
    It gets worse.....

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    Originally posted by TVGUY
    What a commercial that was... What was the point?
    Were they selling that crappy OU812 album or what?
    It gets worse.....

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    I mean WTF were the Brothers grim thinking???


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    I have seen alot of bands try to out -DOO- Van Halen ....but only one asshole try to Out -DOO- DAVID LEE ROTH.

    I'm glad some of my crap ain't on film.................. YIKES!

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    I guess anyone who saw VH after Dave could say we were there for Ed, Alex and Mike...?

    I'm glad I missed it all....

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    DAMN....

    I fucking HATE "Summer Nights"

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    That's the gayest fucking shit. It's so funny whatching these dipshits trying to be the void that is" DAVID LEE FUCKING ROTH". That's the reason why DAVE was the spokesman. These asswipes are tyying way to hard to be cool. Hey! we're going to get real "SILLY" tonight! Fucking homo's back then.

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    An idea whose time has come...again.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    watching spelled wrong. Trying also. Give me a break!!! coming up I'm drunk. Long live DAVE.

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    um...yep, pretty lame. but, uh, with kari wuher in a bikini? definitely not lamest moment ever...

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    wow, that was pretty lame!

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    All of a sudden Wolfie's not such a bad idea......

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    LMFAO!

    The ugly fucking Americans...No wonder while their coming over here!

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    Holy fucking shit!! I feel sorry for those poor Mexicans..
    Man, when those guys would "goof" around & try to be funny... I just wanna puke in my soup. It´s so fucking embarrasing!! I get a physical reaction to it, SHAME ON THEM!!

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    mmmm, Kari and her tits in a bikini
    This space for rent.

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    Ha, Alex said sammy was a"seaman"

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    When was this? The F.U.C.K.(ing bullshit) tour?

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    These asswipes are tyying way to hard to be cool
    No shit. Dave used to say Van Hagar was like a bunch of guys down at the local yaht club high fiving each other in their Sperry Top Siders. There's more Cheese Whiz in this shit than a giant order of Cabo Wabo nachos.

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    All of a sudden Wolfie's not such a bad idea......

    Yep, havin' Val in the band wouldn't seem a bad idea after THAT!!
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    What does CABO WABO mean to YOU?


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    There`s nothing more lame than the clown`s headset mic.

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    No Wonder The Roth Army Drinks.
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    I watch this again and it's so fucking gay!!!!! Hey! Mikey!!! you still play that shitty solo. It's so funny watching these idiots trying to be cool.

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    this is so fake...
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    BRUTAL

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    The eighties...good times, good times..

    Jesus Christ.

    That first video is about as rock 'n'roll as a diet soda.

    They make the Monkees look like Motorhead.

    In the second video they didn't show the roadie whose job it was to fill empty Jack bottles with cold tea....and Hagar looks like Harpo Marx.

    Except that Harpo had talent, and is still remembered today

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    Originally posted by SRK
    There`s nothing more lame than the clown`s headset mic.
    Fucking well spoken! He´s like a goddamned chubby Ronald McDonald drive-thru attendant with a blond afro wig dancing down the mardi gras parade alone at 8 am in the morning...
    ... wait a second...
    that sight probably has alot more honest entertainment value.

    I wonder what Dave said if he ever saw this during the 80´s...
    He probably taped it on his vcr, invited friends over, smoked humungus joints and fucking laughed themselves to herninias

    What a lame excuse for "entertainment" that was... in Germany they would call that UNTERtainment... cuz just like my point right now; it´s low

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    Originally posted by Dan
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    My liver's been pretty ungrateful lately...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    Originally posted by indeedido
    mmmm, Kari and her tits in a bikini
    Yeah, she looked good!!

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    I'm a peace loving guy, I admire the Dalai Lama and his peace loving works, I cry when I see kids in wheelchairs, I get shivers down my spine at the end of E.T., I get upset when I see dead cats at the side of the road and I think old people should get their heating for free but I really do think Sammy Hagar should just fucking die.

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    What's really lame is that they have to use CVH music from HFT and Panama to rock this clip up for MTV -SANS Dave's vocals of course...
    This was a sad time for "Hard Rock" in the late 80's, early 90's...

    BLECHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!puke my GUTS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!(again)

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    Originally posted by SRK
    There`s nothing more lame than the clown`s headset mic.
    You are right .I can only defend Peter Gabriel.great live by the way.
    "Avant Garde is French for bullshit.”

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    Originally posted by SRK
    There`s nothing more lame than the clown`s headset mic.
    You are right .I can only defend Peter Gabriel.great live by the way.

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    Originally posted by Eddie's Booze
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    Alex in a Bright pink shirt, that takes the cake. This is so lame, seeing Ed playing "Cabo Wabo" on an acoustic guitar was sooo cheesy.

    I can't believe how good "they" thought they were, how simplified Ed's guitar playing was back then, how cheesy their lyrics were. How crap their taste in fasion was, How gay they were.

    What a bunch of bumchumps!!!

    Thank god that period has been left behind.

    If I watch this video again, I think I'll vomit for sure.

    This video should carry a health warning label

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    Originally posted by Amity75
    I'm a peace loving guy, I admire the Dalai Lama and his peace loving works, I cry when I see kids in wheelchairs, I get shivers down my spine at the end of E.T., I get upset when I see dead cats at the side of the road and I think old people should get their heating for free but I really do think Sammy Hagar should just fucking die.
    LOL

    5

    Perhaps from me maybe just stub his toe and sit down on the floor and cry like a little girl.

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