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    Happy Birthday Rustoffa

    :bottle: Here's to the Roth Armys own story teller who makes your day worth dealin with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
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    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
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    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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    Have a damn good one bro.

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    Have a good one, and many thanks for all of the cool threads over the years!

    Cheers.
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    Happy B-Day,
    RUSTOFFArian man!
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    Happy birthday to one of the most entertaining mofos on the site. All the best, bro.
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    Happy Birthday Rust.
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    Happy B-Day to ya !!!!!

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    Onya Rusty !!!

    May you party on with a woman who posesses
    the suction of a thousand tornadoes !!!!

    Happy Birthday !!
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    Thanks alot y'all!
    -rustoffa

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    stoffa.

    rhymes with hoffa.


    Both at one time or another been played by Jack Nicholson.

    Here's to ya, man.



    stoff [rhymes with Hoff, neither which you should hassle]

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    Happy Birthday old man.
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    Happy Birthday Holmes!
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    Happy birthday, Stoff.

    And after you've partied your arse off, come back and tell us how it went.

    $20 says something went horribly wrong - quite possibly involving squirrels, flamethrowers and trampolines.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Big Happy Birthday from the Spar-tiki Hut! Can't wait to hear about your next (mis)adventure.
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    Three words. WE WERE THERE.

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    Birthdays to ya, 'stoffa!
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    "Often immitated...Never duplicated"

    BEST WISHES on your B-DAY

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    All the best, Rustoffa!
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Happy b-day to one of the few guys that make this site bearable. Enjoy!

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    Thanks again for the kind remarks. This site makes my day on a daily basis.

    I'm fortunate to have been a small part of it.

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    Celebrating birthdays on the interweb is gayer than a man-purse full of eyeliner and moisturizer, but in this case, I'll make an exception...

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    "all we are is rust in the wind..."

    here's to you, bro!



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    All the best Moffa

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