Sammy is the future?? roth the nostalgia?

[gunsnmotley]

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/what-if-t43074.html

this threads a riot...

[Matt White]

Typical LINKS knuckleheads...........

"dark"?!?:confused:

They've never heard FAIR WARNING?!?!?!?!?


WTF

Just what the world needs...more bland "love" songs:p

[PlexiBrown]

Sammy's not to distant future will include playing bingo, buying shoes with maximum support, wearing virtual reality style sunglasses, watching Lawrence Welk reruns and going to bed by 7:30pm. Mike will be there to tuck him in.

[Howlin' Wolf]

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."--Albert Einstein

Sammy's future...can't be much of one since he's 70 years old...I hope he goes bankrupt from spending too much $ on big macs...and then he'll be doing thrill seeking liquor store hold ups with a 'born to lose' tattoo on his forehead.

[Diamondjimi]

VHdinks=

[Diamondjimi]

VHdinks=

[bueno bob]

Heheheh...after selling the tequila business, Sam can afford to fuck off for the rest of his life; he's in the particular situation where HE NO LONGER NEEDS VAN HALEN to make money...which means, in all actuality, why deal with Eddie Van Halen? There's no new music to make that's going to be worth a shit, and Sam knows it...everybody else knows it...2004 proved the Van Hagar era of acceptance is fucking over...the Eddie Van Halen solo band tour of 2007/2008 has rendered Van Hagar utterly dated and irrelevant...this is not any great leap of logic, it's just common knowledge...

Except...for the Links.

As usual.

Gotta love it.

[POJO_Risin]

Folks, I actually talked to Sammy today.

I was visiting my grandma at 'I Shit In My Pants' Group home in Sarasota, FL, where Sammy now calls home.

When I asked him about Van Halen, he said, and I quote...

WHAT?????

So I said it louder...and he said...

WHAT?????

So, I said it louder...and he said...

WHAT?????

As I was walking out...

I noticed he continued saying 'WHAT' to the fern hanging from the ceiling...

His only future is walkers, cups full of dentures and 'Ooops I crapped my pants...'

[Coyote]

Those people... They crack me up.

[BALLYJUNKIE]

Once again we have another sammy thread ......theres too many sammy fans on this board ,please what ever sammy thinks says or does ,report it on his board ,,,,we could care less .... some people on this board are like jilted lovers saying how much they hate thier ex but keep talking about him .....please no more sammy threads who cares !!! we will pretend the van hagar era never existed.

[imasmf]

Gotta agree with Bally! I visit the other VH boards because DLR is and always will be a part of VH but I prefer to visit this and the diamond dave boards because Thats the reason I like VH.

When I come here I want to read about DLR, not sammy, Of course making fun of him is good entertainment.

[binnie]

Wow! People who think that actually exist.

I didn't realize it was possible to have such bad taste.

[philouze]

Le petit bonhomme en mousse... la la la la la la laaaa..

[Little Lamont]

Hey binnie, let's sign up at the links and see who can get banned first. heheh

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Little Lamont
Hey binnie, let's sign up at the links and see who can get banned first. heheh

I think the going record is banned within 2 posts...if memory serves...I don't know who set it, though...