Can someone explain Women to me?

[NATEDOG001976]

Anyway,

It was a shitty spring snow day here in Minneapolis on Monday, and we got like 5 inches wet snow. So, last week I got laid off from my job, my Mom is selling the house that I grew up in, and where I met my best friends in the "hood"...just a bummer to say the least. So I met this girl for lunch, we were going to go to a movie after, but I said let's take a "raincheck" since the snow sucked that day. I didn't sleep the night before, I'm kinda stressed out right now (see above..lol) I was soo freakin tired, I was out of it on the date...I tried to act "myself" but I was kinda like saying to myself (just eat and get the fuck out of here) She's cool, and smoking hot, but I may have fucked it up. After the date she said she was super busy the rest of this week, but wanted to do something the week after (I surprized I remember this after being half awake) and she said she would call me, cool right? I guess? So, I send he a text a couple hours after the date saying thanks, and I had fun..but she never sent anything back, wtf? Well I sent her a E-mail today telling her what was up, I said I may have made a bad first impression, and telling her what's going on in my life right now (she knew before the date that I lost my job) I really have no clue if she was just being friendly saying she wanted to do something in a couple weeks?? Who knows? Anyways, I prolly fucked up with a super hot chick.

[NATEDOG001976]

Well, I'm taking a loong break from this shit! I may be a monk! Hell you always have your right hand...lol.


"A generation raised by women, is another women the answer?"

[Dan]

I Know They Come From Venus.

Sorry To Hear About The Loss Of Your Job And The Women Troubles.

There Are No Books To Help You Out.

Go Easy On Your Right Hand.

[binnie]

If I could explain women to you, I wouldn't be on this site - I'd be rolling around in money in the breaks between orgies

Here's the best line of thought, it comes from the Jack Nicholson film "As Good as irt gets." The main character is an author and when asked how he writes women, replies: "I think of a man, and then take away reason and accountability."

Seriously though Nate, sounds like you're going through a tough time, which I'm sorry to hear....

[NATEDOG001976]

Thanks guys, just trying to get through all this shit, it's a lot . I just don't understand women and all the shit that they do, not sure if I ever will. I have a college degree, I'm decent shape, and just been working out like a champ since being laid off. I guess i just need to work on myself and everything will fall into place.

[Panamark]

Women are more driven by emotion.
Men are more driven by logic.

Thats about as good as I can come up
with after practically 4 decades on the planet

Then again you get some rare wisdom from
others, like a mate of mine once said to me
at the football,

MATE ! Chicks would be great
if they acted more like blokes !

Just dont think too logically, women's thinking
is driven by another force. Thats why we get in
the shit with them so often...

Now to throw a spanner in the works, the way
we act pisses chicks off just as much as the
way they act pisses us off..

Secret is to find somebody who you probably
piss off now and then, and they piss you off sometimes
too, but you both understand thats the way nature
is and let it be water off a ducks back...

The problems start when stubborness sets in and
neither will just let it be...

As men we cant expect women to think like men
Just as women cant expect men to think as women.

Strangely enough its this complete difference that
drives most of the attraction..

As Paula Abdul said once (man that chick is always
drunk !) Opposites attract !!!

[NATEDOG001976]

Nice, 2 steps forward, 2 steps back!!!

Lol.

[size5dress]

you know what, you were going through a hard time, and you werent yourself.
she didnt see that, so maybe you should just leave it.
she didn't understand what was going on once you told her what you were going through.
so don't even worry about it,
she'd end up being a pain in the ass later anyway,
gaurunteed

[LoungeMachine]

For starters, if you're so inept as to seek dating advice on these boards, chances are you're even worse off than you think.

Also, if you're recently laid off, your priorities aren't exactly in order.

Find gainful employment, or be prepared to get the brush off from many a hot chick.

And save the drama for your mama.

6 Billion people on this planet, and more than half of them have vaginas. Get over it already.




Just out of curiosity, had you found some sage advice on here, would you really want to be telling some chick, "hey, let me tell you what binnie, lounge machine, and panamrk had to say about that"

[thome]

OK! They generally smell good and look softer than the male of the species.

Sometimes they have a certain smell of -Flowers- or -Candy- that surounds them.

Do -NOT-!!!!! be confused by"The" metro sexual, plucked eyebrow ,gerber baby pointed haired, lip glossed, bono goggle wearing, male DOUCHES!

Sometimes in a club they can be seen with a strange blue dot blinking on their ear .

They resemble women, but the are not.FEAR THEM!

Good luck son, it can be quite confusing, but your desire to understand them is half the battle .

Seek Ye..... Yea tho..... the softness of their flesh... YAY ............................. beith onto thie ..Thine............................ go forth and Practice' ify.

You will figure it out.

[indeedido]

the song, "you got to have a j.o.b. if you want to get with me" comes to mind

[binnie]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
For starters, if you're so inept as to seek dating advice on these boards, chances are you're even worse off than you think.

Also, if you're recently laid off, your priorities aren't exactly in order.

Find gainful employment, or be prepared to get the brush off from many a hot chick.

And save the drama for your mama.

6 Billion people on this planet, and more than half of them have vaginas. Get over it already.




Just out of curiosity, had you found some sage advice on here, would you really want to be telling some chick, "hey, let me tell you what binnie, lounge machine, and panamrk had to say about that"

Have you ever thought about being an Agony Uncle

[NATEDOG001976]

I wonder if Lounge has ever said anything nice to anyone?

[ace diamond]

OH BLOODY HELL.........
here is my sage advice from my life's experiences.

quit trying to figure out women.
many a man have driven themselves well beyond the point of no return with utter and severe madness the end result of this ultimately futile venture.

who needs the aggravation?

[Ozzy Fudd]

Just remember when ya hear two women talkin about how their big dog got down and licked some pussy last night , they dont mean this.
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