What in the world is Alex Van Halen doing during the tour break?

[rustoffa]

What is Alex doing during the tour break?

Any ideas? There's no telling what he's up to! He could be doing basically anything.

Since we have no idea what the Imelda Marcos-looking dipshit has on the agenda, I thought I'd start a thread about the unknown whatever. As always, feel free to voice any opinion above, below, or beyond the poll options!

[NATEDOG001976]

Hitting the skins?

[Dan]

Hanging Around With Dave In L.A.?

[ELVIS]

He has a job keeping people from hanging out in front of the Drug Store...

[DLR2007]

haha enjoying his trampoline

[Romeo Delight]

Originally posted by DLR2007
haha enjoying his trampoline

You say that like there might be something wrong with it :p

[DLR2007]

[DavidLeeNatra]

getting divorced...

[delta5150]

coming up with some new drum patterns jeje! and writing new material for next album jejeje

[J Curling]

Taking drum lessons for Gregg Bisonette...

I hear he offers them on his website;

http://www.greggbissonette.com/

[WhoCares?]

Keeping an eye on his wife & making sure Dave isn't screwing her

[if6was9]

Keeping an eye on Wolf, for the same reason.

[Matt White]

Developing that SHEMP HOWARD bio-pic..............

[Romeo Delight]

Working that ever-elusive neck-brace endorsement deal

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by if6was9
Keeping an eye on Wolf, for the same reason.

keeping an eye on EVERY man, for the same reason...

[dave_is_vh]

Drinking. Of course.

And looking for a hot young gold digger he can give half his tour proceeds to after his ninth divorce.

[dave_is_vh]

I truly believe that there is inverse relationship between a man's intelligence and how many times he has been divorced.

[rustoffa]

I'm glad I've never been divorced! That's a direct parallel to some folks wishing they could even get married in the first place!!

This thread is going great!!!

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by rustoffa
What is Alex doing during the tour break?

Eating huge fucking bowls of crow!( "David Lee Roth will never sing for Van Halen again" )

[Panamark]

Alex is the one I'm least worried about at this point. He is playing great, hopefully he is just kickin back and enjoying the rest.

Maybe he and Sammy have had a few candlelit dinners again ??
(I threw that one in for any lurking linkers ! :p)

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Panamark
Alex is the one I'm least worried about at this point. He is playing great, hopefully he is just kickin back and enjoying the rest.

Gotta agree with ya on that one. 'Ol Shempster has played great this tour.

[Diamondjimi]

But he'll always be a Cunt !IMO!

[Panamark]

LOL !

Well as they say "Cunts are useful !"

[binnie]

Ryan Seacrest has to be involved......

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Panamark
LOL !

Well as they say "Cunts are useful !"

Yeah, Al= useful cunt
Ed=useless cunt!

[binnie]

Al is probably watching some of Ed's girldfriends "films"....

[huckfagar92]

Originally posted by Panamark
Alex is the one I'm least worried about at this point. He is playing great, hopefully he is just kickin back and enjoying the rest.

Besides Eddie, I'm not sure if I'm really worried about anyone. At first I was worried about Dave and the fighting, considering that this had nasty public breakup written all over it. But Dave seems to be doing fine from the Fashion Week interview and from what I've heard there is no breakup......yet.

As for Wolf, what the hell is he going to get into with his two months off? School?

[TOM_5150]

Hanging Around With Dave In L.A.?

I'm sure he is!

[hideyoursheep]

I truly believe that there is inverse relationship between a man's intelligence and how many times he has been divorced.

That's evolution!

[bueno bob]

I doubt seriously that any of them are even talking to each other at this point.

No news is good news, right?

Yeah.

[Golden AWe]

dating catfish

[Jimmy Jingles]

Perfecting his Mike Damone impersonation from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

[GAR]

dating catfish

hahahahaha~!!

[Jack68]

Working that ever-elusive neck-brace endorsement deal

Why is this still hysterical to me?I just always picture him that way.
Of course his comparison to the Beatles getting back together is a classic.

[diamondsgirl]

I think he is bouncing on his trampoline

From what I understand, he is allergic to hummus

It gives him whiplash

[halenrox1]

probley telling Eddie how much he hates roth or something, or thying to get ed drunk, and screw up his life again.

[78/84 guy]

Telling everyone he will never tour with Dave again !!

[davehagarfan]

Looking around for his balls hopefully....he might start looking in a jar...at his little brother's place

[davehagarfan]

dating catfish

lmfao

[FORD]

Shit...... who let you in here?