Imaginary discussions between Van Halen band members.

[rustoffa]

This is fairly simple, and should provide lots of creative input. Think any member of Van Halen talking with another one in text format.

Example-

Eddie: "Dave, has your foot healed yet?"

Dave: "I think so, would you like for me to kick you in the face with it?"

You get the just....try to make it comprehensible. Even if you're loaded on whatever.

I'll kick things off with this.

Mikey: "Hey Ed, have you seen Sammy?"

Ed: "Not lately, why do you ask?"

Mikey: "Well, I was going to go over a few fills with him before the show."

Ed: "WOW! I can only imagine what THAT means!"

Mikey: "What are you talking about?"

Ed: "You asked me if I had seen Sammy, RIGHT?"

Mikey: "Yeah?"

Ed: "Then I told you not lately, RIGHT?"

Mikey: "Yeah?"

Ed: "Then you wonder what I was talking about, RIGHT?"

Mikey: "You asked me why I was asking..."

Ed: "YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!! WHAT ARE YOU....SOME KIND OF INQUISITOR???"

Mikey: "Forget I asked."

Ed: "HOW CAN I FORGET YOU ASKED, WHEN YOU KEEP ON ASKING!!?? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!"

[DavidLeeNatra]

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[DavidLeeNatra]

ed: "uhmmm...dave...y'know...I feel a bit uncomfortable now that I moved in the middle of the stage and wolfie is so far to the right..."

dave: "yes, edward?"

ed: "I want my son by my side so maybe you can move a bit in the back of the stage..."

dave: "like backstage?"

alex: "we could jam in front of the big screen and picture you in!"

dave (mumbling): "not again..."

[binnie]

Ed: "hey Wolfie, have you seen any booze."

Wolfie: "Errrr, no dad, have you seen any food."

[DavidLeeNatra]

ed: "dave...have you seen my porn producing girlfriend?"

dave: "no, pal, but she left a message for ya...it goes...hmm hmmmm hm hm hmmm hmmpf"