Van Halen members and tasting of sperm

[Dr. Penis]

We KNOW that Gary did.

But, what other members of VH could have partaken in the gloriousness of the tasting of bleach tadpoles.

Imagine this scenario.

Fresh off the stage at the US festival, a zoinked Michael Anthony and completely sober David Lee Roth make a betover who can consume the most sperm.

Gallons and gallons of fresh, warm spunk is brought over from the tent of 'Til Tuesday, and the chugging contest begins.

or

Edward and Alex play a game in which they jerk off and stand 5 feet away from each other and try to shoot semen into each other's mouths.

I believe both scenarios could happen, or already did.

I will go on record as saying that all members of VH past and present have tasted sperm of one of the other members.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[hitch1969©]

dr penis is the penis man with the diabolical penis plan!!!

not a bad musician either...

check out some of his works:

http://www.supload.com/music/The-Chr...H48UB23W0.html

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GND0KQGU

http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm...=731821623.m4a

http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm...1235296458.m4a

THE WOMEN!!

=h=

[Dr. Penis]

You forgot my newest one Hitch.

Bubblegum Cock !!!

Dedicated to Flappo.

[Mezro]

You can't argue with a guy named fucking Dr. Penis.

Mezro...scrub out that foreskin skippy and join the party...

[DEMON CUNT]

Downright homo-creepy!

[Diamondjimi]

Downright homo-creepy!

Very!

[Dr. Penis]

It's not homo creepy, it's a fucking question.

So, I'm guessing you think that they haven't tasted sperm?

Haven't you ever hung out with musicians before?

They can be a depraved bunch of fuckers.

Never heard the stories about the guys from the Germs having to give each other head first so that the girls from the Go-Go's would give them head too?

Fuck.

Close minded bunch of fuckers around here, your hero DLR must be proud of your gay-bashing.

Fags,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

It's not homo creepy, it's a fucking question.

Quite possibly the least clever alias ever perpetrated upon the ROTH ARMY. Please try again.

If you are truly looking for stories about men blowing each other you might wanna look elsewhere. VHLinks, for example, might be a great place to start.

Dr. Penis=Homo-creppy 4 eva!

To the Dump with this bullshit already!

[Dr. Penis]

Dear Demon Cunt,
I cut my teeth at the Roth Army and Hitchworld when you were still in your Wolfie "bopping the bologna" stage.

I'm not an alias. Any of the old timers, including the Icon, Hitch, Flappo, SusieQ, etc, can attest to that.

This post was an homage to my first post ever at dlrarmy.com which had me banned in two days after causing an uproar circa 1999.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Dear Demon Cunt,
I cut my teeth at the Roth Army and Hitchworld when you were still in your Wolfie "bopping the bologna" stage.

I'm not an alias. Any of the old timers, including the Icon, Hitch, Flappo, SusieQ, etc, can attest to that.

This post was an homage to my first post ever at dlrarmy.com which had me banned in two days after causing an uproar circa 1999.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Oh, my bad. I didn't realize that your bullshit was such an important part of ROTH ARMY history. Please continue to congratulate yourself for getting banned over such an incredibly stupid idea.

It took you two days to get banned? More like Dr. Pussy.

An "old timer" with 5 posts? That's one every two years. See you in 2010 for another homo-creepy message sure to set the ROTH ARMY ablaze with controversy.

[Dr. Penis]

Oh my fucking God. My posting history was wiped out with the end of ARMY 1.0.

Incredibly stupid idea? Definitely.

Your response to it? Stupider.

Kill yourself,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Oh my fucking God. My posting history was wiped out with the end of ARMY 1.0.

Incredibly stupid idea? Definitely.

Your response to it? Stupider.

Kill yourself,
Dr. Penis

Ah, shucks. To have such a rich legacy of accomplishment wiped out by a software upgrade must break your little heart.

Here's to a long future of self-congratulatory tribute posts to your obsession with male genitalia and the fluids they secrete. May posts 7,8, and 9 bring you as much joy as the first 6.

Enjoy yourself.

[Dr. Penis]

Yes, my rich legacy, out the window, only to live on at Hitchworld.

What I am enjoying most about this thread is this:

You are the only one stupid enough to bite on a troll so silly that it ended eight/nine years ago. Everyone else knows to stay out of a Dr. Penis thread.

Dance, puppet, dance.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Yes, my rich legacy, out the window, only to live on at Hitchworld.

What I am enjoying most about this thread is this:

You are the only one stupid enough to bite on a troll so silly that it ended eight/nine years ago. Everyone else knows to stay out of a Dr. Penis thread.

Dance, puppet, dance.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Ah, yes. Here comes the inevitable "the tables have turned on you" flap. Nice try.

[Dr. Penis]

No need to try. There is no need for the table to turn. The "table" had a sign on it that read, "Don't touch" and you were attracted to that, as well as the topic of conversation.

You are gay. You are projecting your insecurities about homosexuality toward me.

It's okay, be gay, enjoy the caaaack. It's your right, Prop 8 be damned.

Don't get all choked up, embrace your gayness, don't be sad.

What will be sad, however, is since you can't keep your mouth shut, your beloved Army, and it is your beloved Army, Demon Cunt of 3,089 posts, will be welcomed back with a thread entitled, "Van Halen members and tasting of sperm" with the most responses on the first page of Main.

In Christ,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Here's conmee, telling the world that he brought the army back for people like me.

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTR...m=1&topic=1815


Assfucked,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt is my bitch.

Look at how he had to go back and edit all his posts when he tries to respond to me to add little zingers.

I think, nay, I know this deserves to be stickied.

Your pal,
Gay Hagar {You silly gooses!}

[VanHalener]

I got a blowjob from the girl next to me at my first Van Halen concert. Nobody in the band was involved, except for providing the mood music.

[DEMON CUNT]

You are gay. You are projecting your insecurities about homosexuality toward me.

It's okay, be gay, enjoy the caaaack.

Says who? A ROTH ARMY member (ahem!) obsessed with male genitalia and semen. Your keen fetish of man parts is not only reflected by the subject matter of your posts, but by your screen name and signature and location.

It is glorious irony in it's highest form when one, like you, who obviously reaps great joy by posting messages filled with bizarre homosexual imagery; call someone else "gay."

I truly enjoy the fact that you spent over half an hour composing THREE responses to my last post in a desperate scramble to recover from the embarrassment you have suffered within your own thread.

Ha! Ha! I laugh in your face!

[Dan]

Cunt Vs Penis.

[hideyoursheep]

Folks, we've just witnessed history.....






...first time ever a penis has beaten itself...



Q: where's the fun in that?

A: there isn't any.

[Dr. Penis]

Ah yes, the bizarre irony of it all. I think you may be finally figuring it out.

:drpenis:

Know that inside, people are laughing at you, not with you.

We all know what a penis doctor is, but what exactly is a demon cunt?

Have a seat on my couch, and we can talk about your issues.


Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Know that inside, people are laughing at you, not with you.

Hardly. But if that helps you avoid feelings of complete humiliation, what the hell. Enjoy.

We all know what a penis doctor is, but...

Maybe not, allow me to help clear the air on this one.

Dr. Penis: An adult male ROTH ARMY member who resorts to accusing others of homosexuality due to his limited arsenal of come backs and insults. His own feelings of sexual frustration and denial cause him to lash out with unusual graphic male sexual imagery. Proud long time author of gay themed Van Halen fan fiction. Male genitalia and semen are common themes in every aspect of his vast and historic body of work.

what exactly is a demon cunt?

Thank you for asking.

Demon Cunt: The ROTH ARMY legend who dissected your silly sperm encrusted self tribute thread to expose the pain and shame that obviously lingers deep in your soul. The one who has caused you to foolishly flail about in many desperate attempts to take back your thread.

Have a seat on my couch, and we can talk about your issues.

Um, yeah. I think I'll pass on your offer, Jeffrey Dahmer. I do not wish to participate in any of your homo-creepy fantasies. Like I said before, you might be able to find others who share your fetishes over at VHLinks.

[Dr. Penis]

I am now your signature.

Fuckin' Awesome

Thanks, cunt.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

I am now your signature.

Fuckin' Awesome

Thanks, cunt.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Yes, my signature space is reserved as a special place to display only the most foolish and stupid of statements made by ROTH ARMY members like you.

The extremely sophomoric and ironic nature of your statement made this addition to my sig undeniably appropriate. You share this honor with previous inductees such as sadaist, 4moreyears, scamper, Lqskdiver, and BigBadBrian.

Congratulations.

[Diamondjimi]

Hardly. But if that helps you avoid feelings of complete humiliation, what the hell. Enjoy.



Maybe not, allow me to help clear the air on this one.

Dr. Penis: An adult male ROTH ARMY member who resorts to accusing others of homosexuality due to his limited arsenal of come backs and insults. His own feelings of sexual frustration and denial cause him to lash out with unusual graphic male sexual imagery. Proud long time author of gay themed Van Halen fan fiction. Male genitalia and semen are common themes in every aspect of his vast and historic body of work.



Thank you for asking.

Demon Cunt: The ROTH ARMY legend who dissected your silly sperm encrusted self tribute thread to expose the pain and shame that obviously lingers deep in your soul. The one who has caused you to foolishly flail about in many desperate attempts to take back your thread.



Um, yeah. I think I'll pass on your offer, Jeffrey Dahmer. I do not wish to participate in any of your homo-creepy fantasies. Like I said before, you might be able to find others who share your fetishes over at VHLinks.

[Dr. Penis]

Um, you do realize that you are feeding a troll, right?


Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Flappo, get out your ban hammer.

It just takes my word,
Dr. Penis

[Diamondjimi]

Um, you do realize that you are feeding a troll, right?


Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Who's the troll here?

[Diamondjimi]

It just takes my word,

Which word? Penis ,semen, erection,testicles,anal leakage!?!?!

Do tell!

[Dr. Penis]

Diamond Jimi licked shit off the spoon
Over hard black cocks Jimi would swoon
He did protest too much
About gayness and such
We all hope that he's coming out soon

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt spent some time in the clink
You can tell cuz he's sporting bad ink
Tattooed men, hairy bears
Popped his cherry in there
The egg nog from their cocks he would drink

[Dr. Penis]

I am that prison's physician
Fucking demon cunt's ass with precision
How he screams and he squirms
His ass swallows my worm
As I look at his taint with derision

[Dr. Penis]

Lost the bet, but will Demon cunt welch?
20 truckdriver asses he'll felch
Demon cunt, he don't care
How that cum got in there
When he's done he'll let out a jizz belch

[DEMON CUNT]

Dr. Penis obsessed with the gay
Has little much else to say
Of balls and cocks
Is all that he talks
From such subject unable to sway

Dr. Penis with theory quite narrow
Had visions of gay bordello
Thought only of sperm
This went on long term
Til came the love o' the right fellow

Dr. Penis with IQ quite low
Longed for all the cocks he could blow
He couldn't stop dreamin'
Of balls full of semen
And wanted us all to know

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt tried to butt fuck the young
It was gross how he wanted their bung
And he loves how it tastes
Drinking semen milk shakes
While he cradles their balls with his tongue

[Dr. Penis]

He says that I act really creepy
But then tries to act just like me
It's sad, but okay
Now we know cunt is gay
Imitation is my flattery

[Dr. Penis]

Demon cunt with a hunger for gash
Plunged his dick into homo shit grass
Now he has H.I.V.
Shouldn't have drank all that pee
Expelling gallons of cum from his ass

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt with a cock swizzle stick
Punctures the foreskin on my dick
He chews and he gnaws
All the shit off my balls
Round the head of my johnson he licks

[Dr. Penis]

Demon cunt likes his gay sex so rough
So one foot long is never enough
He gets down on his knees
Sucking one...two..no, three !!!
He's in heaven when he's fingercuffs