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  1. 01-09-2009, 11:39 PM #1
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    Fuckin'-A, what the fuck you fucking fuckers?

    Hi my name is Figs! It's short for Figueroa. ¡Sí señor! I know, who fucking cares!? I like Van Halen, tomato paste, and long walks on rainy days on short piers. I'm am glad to meet you all! I'm sure I will enjoy my stay!
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    Welcome Figs. You are the first post in tis forum and you win










    NOTHING...


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  3. 01-09-2009, 11:48 PM #3
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    ....but I feel good! and thank you for the warm welcome kind Sir!
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    Hi Figs,My Name Is Dan,I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Love Sexy legs And Toe-Jam.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Hi Figs,My Name Is Dan,I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Love Sexy legs And Toe-Jam.
    You gotta post it in your own thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    You gotta post it in your own thread!
    Sorry.
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    Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm a Rothaholic....
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    Hi my name is Paul. I'm an Italian living in " French Canada ". I like guitars, greasy food, sci-fi and slutty french chicks. I also like to drive fast and cut people off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hideyoursheep View Post
    Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm a Rothaholic....
    Hi Dave !!!

    Have a drink
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    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
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  10. 01-10-2009, 11:24 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by PHOENIX View Post
    Hi my name is Paul. I'm an Italian living in " French Canada ". I like guitars, greasy food, sci-fi and slutty french chicks. I also like to drive fast and cut people off.
    Hey I like slutty french chicks too! and slutty irish chicks, and slutty scandinavian chicks, and well, I guess I just like slutty chicks in general....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Figs View Post
    Hey I like slutty french chicks too! and slutty irish chicks, and slutty scandinavian chicks, and well, I guess I just like slutty chicks in general....
    You too, eh?
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Hi Dave !!!

    Have a drink




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    Welcome Figs , and I MEAN that as you were the first to welcome me back in 2004.

    You said I'd pretty much fit in here , you obviously know fuck all.

    Gertcha!
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    the chazzers are so lucky
    so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
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    Cool

    Hi Figs, I'm VanHalener, I'm a Rothtard, I like long walks around malls with old women, and sticking my finger in fresh eclairs.
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    That's what landed you in the hospital!


    :p
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    I know fuck all about sticking my schlong in fresh eclairs
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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by hideyoursheep View Post
    That's what landed you in the hospital!


    :p
    Or was it the old ladies? Hmmmmm
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    Depends on whose old lady it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Figs View Post
    I know fuck all about sticking my schlong in fresh eclairs
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    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
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