So who's in a band?

[Diamondjimi]

Does he play a part in the internet-release "album" of your internet "band" too?

The one that none of you have met in real life, but play tracks on thru email?

[GAR]

I guess I pegged it rightly, that you peg each other over the interweb thingy..

If I was in a band, I'd say "sure I am, and here is some tracks (youtube.com/dumbassband/squawk-1.avi.. squawk-2.avi etc.)

You don't have a "band."

[jhale667]

Yeah....I've seen one his band's vids, btw. Nice try.

How's the weather in Bitterville today?

[GAR]

Over the last couple years, I've seen like the first 20 seconds as a courtesy-view of everyone's band or demo thing you guys have posted.

I don't recall him having done anything. So fail me for that one like I give a shit to even do a search on his posts of what you're talking about Jay.

[jhale667]

But if you haven't, you clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about, do you? So yeah, once again you fail.

[Blackflag]

What is this? My imaginary poseur fag band is better than your imaginary poseur fag band? You all need to grow up.

[GAR]

yeah, once again you fail.

I do. I fail to give a shit if you are going to contradict me while denying any proof.

Again, I have nothing to proove: you are the one saying "oh yeah, he's got a band I heard it."

[Dan]

Gar Is In A Band,He Plays The One-Eyed Flute.

[Blackflag]

Hale plays the rusty trombone.

[Dan]

Hale plays the rusty trombone.

BlackFlag,Jhale667 Is A Class Musician.

[Blackflag]

Is it the special ed class?

[jhale667]

BlackFlag,Jhale667 Is A Class Musician.

And you, sir, are a Class Act. Thanks.

But given the fact that B-fag's all but admitted he doesn't play, thus has about as much reason to post here as your grandmother, let's translate:

I secretly fantasize about Hale.

I guess I'm flattered, but sorry, it ain't that kind of party... ewww.

[GAR]

BlackFlag,Jhale667 Is A Class Musician.

Please post that one cover tune where Jay's back classily interacts with the band while he's absorbing Heavy Metal Face #34 to the crowd of 11 at the HillBillyfest this summer. I can't seem to find it..

[GAR]

Hale plays the rusty trombone.

.. and the peniiwhistle.

[jhale667]

Please post that one cover tune where Jay's back classily interacts with the band while he's absorbing Heavy Metal Face #34 to the crowd of 11 at the HillBillyfest this summer. I can't seem to find it..

You didn't save it to your favorites? I'm offended. But that's right, you've moved on to stalking DJ. Forgot for a sec.

Yeah, and since YOU brought it up, how many shows were you asked to fly in to play this year (and next), jerkoff? Could you even make it through 'Mary had a little lamb' without rehearsal?



Thought so. GAyR = Has-been, never-was, P.O.S.

[jhale667]

And both you pussies can rip on that all you want, but enough money was raised for the area Diabetes Foundation that it's becoming an annual event....so kindly go fuck yourselves.

Besides, everyone can totally see through you. Jealous little bitches hating..."wah, nobody invites me to come play..."


Worthless. Fucking. Trolls. :dafinger:

[Blackflag]

More posing already? How sad.

Go ahead and edit my post, Hale. You clearly can't respond to it as is.

[jhale667]

More posing already? How sad.

Go ahead and edit my post, Hale. You clearly can't respond to it as is.

Why would I need to do that when I can just own you outright again, F*ag? You have nothing, save jealousy. Sucks to be you.

What was "posing" about that, Buttface? It's a fact. It's happening again next year. Already been announced, date set. And yeah, I'm invited. You're not. Again.

Run along now, and let the musicians talk.

[GAR]

You didn't save it to your favorites?

Youtube banned me for that "kicking the shit outta Mel's Jack Russel Terrier" collage, so I have no account to subscribe under.

[jhale667]

You're getting banned all over the place...notice a trend yet?

[GAR]

My neighbor hasn't noticed the dog's missing, but he will when he gets back so I'm not hedging any bets against further trouble.

I'll blame it on his spoiled kid, prolly..

[Diamondjimi]

You're getting banned all over the place...notice a trend yet?

There is a place for Shitbags like these two... TheyBannedMe.com - The Home of the Banned

These 2 douchefluids would be owned at every turn, kinda like this place...

[GAR]

And you get to live in Canada.

Oucherz..

[Diamondjimi]

Christ, is there anything GARbage isn't jealous of???

[GAR]

I lived in Toronto. Lovely iceberg of a planet you got there.

[Diamondjimi]

I lived in Toronto. Lovely iceberg of a planet you got there.

Bullshit, that's the only city you can name in Ontario.... nice try...

Up here , only Pussies can't hack the weather, Pussy!

[GAR]

Then, I used to live on Strathern Rd. and the banked grassy park across the way freezes over to become a skating pond.

Now, I have the Pacific Ocean 30 feet from my designer deck furniture and its still hot enough to sleep with the glass doors open.

Toronto Obituary columns = Darwinism, recalibrated.

[Diamondjimi]

Then, I used to live on Strathern Rd. and the banked grassy park across the way freezes over to become a skating pond.

Now, I have the Pacific Ocean 30 feet from my designer deck furniture and its still hot enough to sleep with the glass doors open.

Toronto Obituary columns = Darwinism, recalibrated.

Every word, cuntplete bullshit...

[hideyoursheep]

More posing already? How sad.

Go ahead and edit my post, Hale. You clearly can't respond to it as is.

Why are you still here?

This thread is for people who have made music with other people who make music, not for some bitter asshole who buys all the gear but don't know how to play anything.


Don't you have a date?

[standin]

Bullshit, that's the only city you can name in Ontario.... nice try...

Up here , only Pussies can't hack the weather, Pussy!

[Panamark]

Since you've been gone
All that's left is a band of gold
All that's left of the dream I hold
Is a band of gold

Not in a Band at the moment, never discounting the future...
If the Stones and Van Halen can do it, Im still a young pup...

[Diamondjimi]

Now, I have the Pacific Ocean 30 feet from my designer deck furniture and its still hot enough to sleep with the glass doors open.

That's ok GAR, we understand...

[Igosplut]

Now, I have the Pacific Ocean 30 feet from my designer deck furniture and its still hot enough to sleep with the glass doors open.

I don't doubt that for a minute coward.

We have homeless people just like you sleeping on the beach here..

Except not many call the boats they sleep under and the boards they lay down "designer furniture" but they seem to like it.

[Blackflag]

I love how there's a general feeling of disbelief on this board when somebody says they own a home.

[Diamondjimi]

Not when it comes to compulsive liars...

[Coyote]

Well, I'm without a band for the time being, again.
(The guy I was subbing for came back from his trip yesterday.)

But apparently, I did a good job, judging by the whiskey bottle I got as a "thank you" (and the mention of possible stand-in-gigs around Feb-March...)

[Igosplut]

I love how there's a general feeling of disbelief on this board when somebody says they own a home.

After he's been caught in multiple lies here and on DDLR his believability is nill..

[Igosplut]

Well, I'm without a band for the time being, again.
(The guy I was subbing for came back from his trip yesterday.)

But apparently, I did a good job, judging by the whiskey bottle and the mention of possible stand-in-gigs around Feb-March...

I ran across a list of names from years back when people wanted a CD of bands of members here with your name on it.

Remember that?

[Coyote]

I ran across a list of names from years back when people wanted a CD of bands of members here with your name on it.

Remember that?

Unsurprisingly, no, I don't. How many years back?

[Igosplut]

I'll dig up the list and look, But I'd have to say about seven/eight?