Pulilng Up Great Seats

[JohnStockwell]

I went to Ticketmaster.com and randomly selected (but did not buy)tcikets for 10 VH 2004 shows. In 9 out of 10 cities I pulled up great lower bowl seats and even 20th row on the floor in Cleveland.

I am not offering an opinion here....just presenting the facts....

discuss...

J

[distortion9]

Because nobody (except for the few thousand sheep at the links) knows or cares about this "reunion". All the REAL music fans recognize this as the joke that it is.

I live in New York.....NEW YORK. I have seen ONE tv spot for the Jersey date....that's it. That ad was during a fucking hockey game....lmao. Nobody watches hockey....arena football has more viewers....sad but true. Nothing on the radio (except Dave era), nothing in the papers....nothing period.

It's a joke and we all know it. Even the Sam sheep know but won't admit it.

Whoever buys that fucking new "Disc" is a fucking stupid dick. Don't you already own all those songs? You could always download the three new piece of shit "songs" they threw together to sell you what you have sitting right next to you.

[Warham]

I like how some of those sheep at the Links are 'mad' that there are songs missing from the Best Of that they like, and that Sam singing Dave stuff is a joke, but then say, 'well, I'm a sucker, I'll buy it anyway. I don't need $25. I'd rather give it to those lying dutchmen.'

Fucking tools.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Paul McCartney says: Hey Sammy, I heard about your so-called reunion with the VH Bros., and so I've rewritten the words for Hey Jude, dedicated to you. It's called 'Hey Screwed'.


Hey Screwed,

Don't feel so bad.

You are gone but, not forgotten.

Remembered, as the jerk that screwed Van Halen

Now you can rejoin...the Waboritas again.



And anytime you feel a fool

Hey Screwed, the pain

Of knowing that Classic Van Halen kicked your ass.


Paul McCartney says: As you can see, I'm not fully finished with the lyrics yet, but again, all the best regarding your so-called reunion tour and CD