Roth Army Militia
Pardon???
If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.
Dr. Love (8 350 000 results) versus Ally_Kat (79 results)
The winner is: Dr. Love
Dr. Love (8 350 000 results) versus Van Halen (1 240 000 results)
The winner is: Dr. Love
Dr. Love (8 350 000 results) versus God (60 900 000 results)
The winner is: God
Can't win them all.
Number of results on Google for the keywords David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar:
David Lee Roth
( 480 000 results)
versus
Sammy Hagar
( 96 100 results)
The winner is: David Lee Roth
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Howard Dean
(2 670 000 results)
versus
George Bush Jr
(1 480 000 results)
The winner is: Howard Dean
FORD
(27 800 000 results)
versus
George Bush Jr
(1 480 000 results)
The winner is: FORD
Dildo: 12,100,000
Vibrator: 2,670,000
"Things that go buzz in the night" loses.
David Lee Roth- 449,000
Sammy Hagar- 91,000
Dave Is King- 7,700,000
Sammy Hagar- 91,000
Any Fool- 2,520,000
Sammy Hagar- 91,000
The World's Biggest Loser- 35,000
Sammy Hagar- 91,000
Well, at least Sammy won against the World's Biggest Loser- who is that? Gayry?
PROPERTY OF DaveIsKing©
YOUR GIRLFRIEND = OWNED
Also...
STEVE VAI- 159,000
EDDIE VAN HALEN- 57,300
King Edward is defeated by The Vai Meister
Van Halen ( 935 000 results)
versus
Van Hagar ( 80 200 results)
No surprise...........
Rock and Roll (6 160 000 results)
versus
Cheese Garbage ( 303 000 results)
Van Halen win again....
Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..
Downsize ( 172 000 results)
versus
Van Hagar ( 90 200 results)
Winner: Downsize - that's my band's name, who have only been around for a few weeks beating Van Hagar. Sweet.
"eat a dick Sammy": 33,000
VS
"diamond Dave": 2,820,000
You've proven your point.
ha! smaz, 'downsize' is a word spammy needs to use at Mc D's!!!!!
Originally posted by FORD
Number of results on Google for the keywords David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar:
David Lee Roth
( 480 000 results)
versus
Sammy Hagar
( 96 100 results)
The winner is: David Lee Roth
Ha ! This was the fight I tried before I even read your post. Quite a difference, hey !
van halen ( 938 000 results)
versus
van hagar ( 78 500 results)
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
David Lee Roth (480 000 results)
Versus
Sammy Hagar (WHO?????)
Originally posted by Panamark
van halen ( 938 000 results)
versus
van hagar ( 78 500 results)
seshmeister
(161 results)
versus
panamark
(84 results)
The winner is: seshmeister
Jesus Christ
(4 690 000 results)
versus
seshmeister
(161 results)
The winner is: Jesus Christ
Give it time...
Jesus Christ
(4 690 000 results)
versus
lingerie
(15 700 000 results)
The winner is: lingerie
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
(4 690 000 results)
versus
seshmeister
(161 results)
The winner is: Jesus Christ
Dr. Love
(9 800 000 results)
versus
Jesus Christ
(4 250 000 results)
The winner is: Dr. Love
Ooof!
dr. love
(8 350 000 results)
versus
cock
(35 300 000 results)
The winner is: cock
The sad thing is combined we still dont beat Van Hagar :pOriginally posted by Seshmeister
seshmeister
(161 results)
versus
panamark
(84 results)
The winner is: seshmeister
I just did us because we are two with totally made up names.
LOL Big Troubles got 922,000 in .44 seconds. Damn it. I still trail Jesus Christ. What does a guy have to do? Get nailed to a cross and bleed to death?
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
sammy hagar
( 93 400 results)
versus
second biggest cocksucker in the world
( 7 000 results)
The winner is: sammy hagar
So Hagar is easily the biggest cocksucker in the world!!!
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
AWe
(1 530 000 results)
versus
jesus christ
(4 760 000 results)
The winner is: jesus christ
Ha! I'm not that far behind!
this is promising if I think of the upcoming summer:
do I get some
(17 600 000 results)
versus
or don't I
( 356 000 results)
The winner is: do i get some
Sheep Fuckers
(23,900)
vs.
Capri Pants
(322,00)
Guess Capri Pants are always in style.
Mezro...time to make wooly pants
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
Rectal Warts
(27,900)
VS.
Cabo Wabo
(18,320)
Looks like festering anus lumps are more popular than Cabo Wabo.
Mezro..so sorry Sam
It would have been interesting to see the result if the old ArmyOriginally posted by Seshmeister
I just did us because we are two with totally made up names.
site was still in the Google Database
:eek: Michael Anthony beats Billy Sheehan. Oh well.....l I guess the far superior and more skillful bass player always wins.
Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!
ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE
seenbad
(504 results)
versus
seshmeister
(489 results)
The winner is: seenbad
I always knew it was close, but never lacked the confidence that I always held the edge.
sheepa lotta peepa dahba looka fo uh moopy
I don't want to sound petty about this but you only won because a Russian fan of Japanese films posts as seenbad too...
http://subtitles.ee/subtitles.php?translator=17&page=1
Last edited by Seshmeister; 10-31-2004 at 09:29 AM.
Coyote
(1 870 000 results)
versus
The World
(265 000 000 results)
The winner is: The World
Goddamnit.
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
PIECE OF SHIT
( 838 000 results)
SAMMY HAGAR
( 119 000 results)
winner is: PIECE OF SHIT
roth
(3 860 000 results)
versus
hagar
( 395 000 results)
The winner is: roth
Saw that coming!!
Roth on!!
I think it's amazing that seshmeister now gets more hits than Sammy Hagar did in 2004.
The huge rise in hits on stuff like Eddie Van Halen has a lot more to do with the massive increase in the internet than his career improving. It's also odd that Steve Vai still has massively more hits than him, anyone know why?
Angel
(1 310 000 000) I win
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Dr. LoveOoof!
dr. love
(8 350 000 results)
versus
cock
(35 300 000 results)
The winner is: cock
163 000 000 results
versus
cock
37 600 000 results
The winner is: Dr. Love
Although strangely I don't feel like the winner after that battle
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