Life must be easy for you not being the brightest bulb in the string...
Most companies today know the biggest threat to protecting critical data and preventing systems from being compromised by malware, viruses and crap have monitoring programs resident on their systems that disable the USB ports and will immediately alert their security personnel/management when a portable storage device is attached to a system. Virtual machines won't hide or mask the activity... it'll just set off bigger alarms and get your ass fired.
It's not worth the risk... play at home on your personal system. Earn an honest living when at work.