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  • BITEYOASS
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6530

    Anyone know a good way to escape reality for a short period of time.

    other than getting high. I'm not a musician so I can't do that.

    I was thinking of cutting myself from all news for a while, because it's so damn depressing. That and probably spend a few minutes doing absolutely nothing. Any other ideas?
  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #2
    Choosing to avoid issues presented via the news only works for so long, as when you find yourself in a group of folks discussing a topic, you wind up being the odd man out.

    Meditation works for some folks, as does merely breaking a daily routine that has become a rut. Trying new things, be it music, a book, an activity, hell anything that presents a new challenge can work as well, as you'll find your energy focused in a positive way in an unfamiliar manner.

    Then again, when I feel the way you described, I simply drink more and watch tv. After all, it's always worked in the past, and episodic tv is great!









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302

      #3
      I'm thinking getting laid will work, too!
      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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      • Reverberator
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Aug 2004
        • 10875

        #4
        Have a wank.
        Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
        the chazzers are so lucky
        so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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        • BITEYOASS
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6530

          #5
          Originally posted by chefcraig
          Choosing to avoid issues presented via the news only works for so long, as when you find yourself in a group of folks discussing a topic, you wind up being the odd man out.

          Meditation works for some folks, as does merely breaking a daily routine that has become a rut. Trying new things, be it music, a book, an activity, hell anything that presents a new challenge can work as well, as you'll find your energy focused in a positive way in an unfamiliar manner.

          Then again, when I feel the way you described, I simply drink more and watch tv. After all, it's always worked in the past, and episodic tv is great!
          I'm not cutting out from all news, the only daily feeds I have now are ones for odd news stories.

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          • Va Beach VH Fan
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Dec 2003
            • 17913

            #6
            Originally posted by Reverberator
            Have a wank.
            Or two...
            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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            • BITEYOASS
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6530

              #7
              Anyone know of any good books on Urban Legends or Cults?

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              • kwame k
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Feb 2008
                • 11302

                #8
                The Bible........sorry had to........
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                • Terry
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11957

                  #9
                  Agreed...a good wank is an excellent way to escape from reality for a short period of time. One wank right after another may induce a nap, which is yet another good way to escape from reality for a short period of time.

                  You could always shave your grundle...
                  Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                  • blonddgirl777
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2005
                    • 5805

                    #10
                    When I feel the way you do, I put on some heavy metal in my I Pod and run... And I run, run as fast as I can and for at least 30 mins.. Outside our on a treadmill. It really works. Or... I drive. I'll get on the freeway and drive (fast) with the radio on. It works too but with the price of gas now, I'd rather burn calories than fuel!
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                    • SparkieD
                      Veteran
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1772

                      #11
                      Find your girl and fuck the piss out of her. If that doesn't work, you're too far gone.
                      Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
                      Originally posted by rustoffa
                      Three words. WE WERE THERE.

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                      • Redballjets88
                        Full Member Status

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 4469

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Terry
                        Agreed...a good wank is an excellent way to escape from reality for a short period of time. One wank right after another may induce a nap, which is yet another good way to escape from reality for a short period of time.

                        You could always shave your grundle...
                        The grundle shaving is my first move. Works every time
                        R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                        hopefully God will ressurect you

                        "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                        " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                        • Terry
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 11957

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SparkieD
                          Find your girl and fuck the piss out of her. If that doesn't work, you're too far gone.
                          "and fuck the piss out of her"

                          classic stuff, right there
                          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                          • BITEYOASS
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6530

                            #14
                            Don't have to worry about wanking anymore, I'm married and she's horny!

                            I've been blasting some hendrix and found this discovery about the song "Third Stone from the Sun"

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19145

                              #15
                              Watch porn.

                              Have a wank

                              Order pizza

                              Watch Canonball Run.

                              In that order.
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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