Hi, My name is Lounge Machine

[Reverberator]

I always swore I'd blow my profile up at 20K

Do you want to lend some PE?

[GAR]

Soon I discovered The Front Line, and my favorite new wack-job poster FORD.

That's not very nice.

You're a not-nice person!

[LoungeMachine]

That's not very nice.

You're a not-nice person!

Gar - The new Savicki

GARicki

[Sarge]

Hola, fellow Rothtards....

I may be one of the ONLY people Sarge ever BANNED from The Wall

What happened man?

I banned Elvis a few times as well

Welcome by the way!

Breasts,
Sarge

[GAR]

Lounge=the new Eyes

[Julius]

Lounge=the new Eyes

I disagree. Lounge is nothing like Cries at Night.

Anyone know who the new Lou is?

[LoungeMachine]

Anyone know who the new Lou is?

Check the Front Line for the Army's last virgin.

He's the cartoon character who lives at home with mom and dad.

[ppg960]

An electric razor for Christmas?

We guys would love that...... women are wired to take that gift personally, and hold it against you until you choke on the guilt.



No wonder she's an ex-wife.

Lounge- everyone needs one starter wife.
How many have you had you Rock Star Slut???

[LoungeMachine]

Just one "practice wife"

Got it right the second time, 16 years this Valentine's Day.

[78/84 guy]

Love your shit LoungeMachine. Always funny, Keep it up !!

[GAR]

Anyone know who the new Lou is?

LOL

I don't think anyone here matches that description.. Lou himself might be here by another username but so far, no The Police fans.

(Lou was a big The Police fan, for those not familliar to DDLR posters..)

[knuckleboner]

Listen, bitch.... I tried to make good on our bet, and you refused.

i didn't refuse. i just considered it that i bought you a couple rounds.

next time you're in town, you can reciprocate...

[LoungeMachine]

Deal.



Thanks for the brews, you have great taste in IPA's

[Dan]

Hola, fellow Rothtards....

Those who need a refresher course on the spectacular Machine De Lounge, here it comes:

I started back in 2003 on The Wall while the Army was down. I had never posted at any VH/DLR forum ever, and was screwing around online one night looking for DLR news. I had had a one-nighter with a girl who had been with DLR back in my 80's rocker days, and enjoyed posting the story about that encounter on The Wall.

My first "friend" there was ALinCHainz. Mick and I hit it off quickly, exchanged info, and used to have alot of laughs at Joe Thunder's expense.

I may be one of the ONLY people Sarge ever BANNED from The Wall

Terry and Dan became good friends as well, and once the Army returned, they went over there, and I forgot about the whole scene.

Until AL [Mick] kicked my ass over there.......

Soon I discovered The Front Line, and my favorite new wack-job poster FORD.

It was my new hangout, until Pojo, obviously DRUNK and not having his wits about him, MODDED me in the Fan Intro Forum.

I pissed off enough newbies to get kicked upstairs to modding the Front Line with Nick, Cathedral, and Warham...... where I quickly QUIT over Warham being a big stinky poopie pants to me.

Pojo, recognizing the incredible douchebag I was, refused to accept my resignation, and told me he hired me to stir shit up, so I better pull my tampon out and go back and stir shit up. And the rest, is RA history.

I've gotten to witness the owning of JizzyStool by Dr. Love, one of the interwebs all-time great ownings, the rise and destruction of the Mighty Muff Thread, and countless skimishes, flame wars, and meltdowns.

I always swore I'd blow my profile up at 20K, and call it a day, but Sarge is back, the RA has never sounded better, and I'm having too much fun to leave.

So have a drink on me you fucking Rothtard rejects, and thanks to Mick, Pojo, FORD, Nick, and Sarge..... and everyone else I've grown to almost like here.

Bastards,

Damn,What Great Times We Had And Still Do Today.

Thanks My Friend.

[Panamark]

Welcome Loungeman

I was banned once too !! Nyeah Nyeah....

What kind of machine is built into your lounge anyways ??