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    Hello, I'm Viking and I'm an Antisocial Bastard

    Hi, my name is Viking, and I'm a recovering moderator. I started posting here in 1999, back when the Internet still didn't have a lot of good porn on it. Sarge apparently approved of my rapier-like wit so much, he made me a mod here in Fan Intro with a big-titted chick named Melein, which really wasn't a fun job, because I'm generally an anti-social sonofabitch and would rather have rectal polyps removed with a nail clipper than be pleasant to anyone. Then I helped create The Front Line, and I used to mod it with ELVIS and FORD (who was actually fucking Melein at the time).

    I haven't been a mod for a while now. I feel much better. Even the voices in my head have stopped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    Hi, my name is Viking, and I'm a recovering moderator. I started posting here in 1999, back when the Internet still didn't have a lot of good porn on it.
    Is that 10 years already?

    Holy cunt in a Christmas tree!

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    Thanks for the reality check Viking. 10 fucking years....

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    Viking & Von.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    I started posting here in 1999
    1999 ?? I thought Sarge fired this bitch up in around May '00.... Whatever, long fucking time ago....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

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    First version was 1999 I think?

    Don't think I posted until 2000.

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    Website opened in winter 1998.
    I registered DLRARMY.COM on January 9th 1999.
    I think I opened the forums in 2000?
    Or was it 1999?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    Hi, my name is Viking, and I'm a recovering moderator. I started posting here in 1999, back when the Internet still didn't have a lot of good porn on it. Sarge apparently approved of my rapier-like wit so much, he made me a mod here in Fan Intro with a big-titted chick named Melein, which really wasn't a fun job, because I'm generally an anti-social sonofabitch and would rather have rectal polyps removed with a nail clipper than be pleasant to anyone. Then I helped create The Front Line, and I used to mod it with ELVIS and FORD (who was actually fucking Melein at the time).

    I haven't been a mod for a while now. I feel much better. Even the voices in my head have stopped.
    What up man?
    How have you been?
    I can't remember why you are not a mod anymore? Don't think it was me .. was it?
    You must have registered within the first week the forums opened...

    Breasts,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    I can't remember why you are not a mod anymore?
    I believe it was something about beastiality....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Website opened in winter 1998.
    I registered DLRARMY.COM on January 9th 1999.
    I think I opened the forums in 2000?
    Or was it 1999?
    I think the forums opened in '00, right around the time we made the mass exodus from the Links...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    I believe it was something about beastiality....
    Didnt he give his mod room keys to someone?

    No, that was someone else.....

    nevermind.
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    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
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    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    ..right around the time we made the mass exodus from the Links...
    Fucking ASSHOLE!

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    FUCK that guy.

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    Anyone who bailed on the Links I welcome openly!

    Welcome back Viking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    I can't remember why you are not a mod anymore? Don't think it was me .. was it?
    To be fair he didn't mention that he disappeared for at least a couple of years.

    I seem to remember he went off to get a job as one of those guys that taps FORD's phone for the government but I may be mistaken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Is that 10 years already?

    Holy cunt in a Christmas tree!
    yup...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    To be fair he didn't mention that he disappeared for at least a couple of years.

    Yeah, he did disappear. He's not the guy that was the jet ski racer, was he?

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    No.

    Was that KANE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    No.

    Was that KANE?
    Say It!

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    Originally posted by Sarge:
    What up man?
    How have you been?
    I can't remember why you are not a mod anymore? Don't think it was me .. was it?
    You must have registered within the first week the forums opened...
    Sesh summed it up good. I got enough on FORD to have him kicked off the planet.

    But I'm baaaaack.

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    Talking

    Mark, that was Elvira.........she'd e-mailed me some nude pics of her in her best S&M gear, too..........

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    Oh, and Sesh - love that new avatar.

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