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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Speaking of bugs, why didn't the guy simply use a GM over the axle pipe and some components from a VW Bug Stinger exhaust assembly to make this thing? It appears he used rolled up cardboard and paper mache.

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    Nearly 14 years in the auto parts trade, my man. In fact, I once fixed the pipe under the kitchen sink by replacing it with a flexi-radiator hose, made of course by Goodyear. It made sense, as it was designed to carry hot water, far hotter than the average faucet could muster.









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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Nearly 14 years in the auto parts trade, my man. In fact, I once fixed the pipe under the kitchen sink by replacing it with a flexi-radiator hose, made of course by Goodyear.
    Too fucking funny, Craig......that's right you spent a few years in the construction trade,too.......wasn't that you and me handing Gar his ass in that home renovation thread that shoe's started at DDLR.com

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    The same.

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    right back at ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Oh yeah...interviewed with anyone of note in the M.I. industry this week GAR (I did, unsolicited, even...lol they called me),or did an immigrant steal that opportunity from you too?
    Dude I give interviews not take 'em.. and certainly wouldn't take an interview in a dead products industry.

    I thought you said you put that bullshit behind you, but if you want to earn dink margin sales, have AT it!

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    Arrow Every time I get out, they try to suck me back in...

    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    Dude I give interviews not take 'em.. and certainly wouldn't take an interview in a dead products industry.

    I thought you said you put that bullshit behind you, but if you want to earn dink margin sales, have AT it!
    Giving interviews? You now in charge at the Library? :tongue0011:

    Hey, they called me...and they ain't talkin' "dink" figures, so we'll see... didn't say what sector, btw...certain markets will never die off...

    Leaving the office full of hotties would be tough, but if I'm highly compensated for the loss...I still know where the titty-bars are.

    Back on topic...




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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    Dude I give interviews not take 'em.. and certainly wouldn't take an interview in a dead products industry.

    I thought you said you put that bullshit behind you, but if you want to earn dink margin sales, have AT it!
    Stay out of my thread, troll.

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    I just remember the Jews Harp from Snoopy in the old Charlie Brown specials. Dang, more to them than I originally thought.




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    Lolz. Just in case anyone wanted a lesson in it.



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    I remember when I was a kid, I thought it was a "Juice Harp"


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    I remember when I was a kid, I thought it was a "Juice Harp"

    LOL!

    No, that would be this instrument.


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    Talking Dat sh*t is racial, man!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    I remember when I was a kid, I thought it was a "Juice Harp"

    Me too.
    I remember as a kid my friend trying to learn how to play it and giving it up after he kept whacking his front teeth with it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Hey, they called me...and they ain't talkin' "dink" figures
    The way your place is furnished, that's your current earnings level..

    May I make the suggestion never to discuss your salary or list your social on any resume?

    Also ask to meet with the person whom is in charge of the division. It helps to be acquainted with them when it comes time for armed confrontation over minor disagreements.

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    Gotta throw in Ronnie Wood's "toilet" guitar here......

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    About damn time they got some Surf Punks on YouTube.....



    And now on rhythm skateboard, Mr. Drew Steele......

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Any chance at salvage? Here's a cool guitar...something Dave would use for sure...

    Jackie Chan can play a Surfboard?

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    Thumbs down Get off of my lawn.

    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    The way your place is furnished, that's your current earnings level..
    So that is you hiding in the dumpster with the stolen laptop. Weirdo. What, they kick you out of the library again?

    May I make the suggestion never to discuss your salary or list your social on any resume?

    Like people actually do that?

    Back on topic, fuckstump...


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    Hey that's one of Rob Ritz' guitars.. notice he's got a George Van Epps' String Mute on every neck.

    He couldn't play the thing without em, the open strings would ring out and he'd look like an amateur.

    Come to think of it he couldn't play out without the wig either. I almost asked him about it at NAMM.. I was in that kind of a mood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    Gotta throw in Ronnie Wood's "toilet" guitar here......

    Correct me if I'm wrong Luce, but isn't Ronnie Wood the shorter guy? That would be Jeff Beck with the toileyguita

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    The "short guy" is Ronnie Lane. Jeff Beck never played in the Faces, yet Ron Wood did play in Beck's band with Rod Stewart. Wood and Stewart left Beck's group and joined the Small Faces, after Steve Marriot left the band (to form Humble Pie with Frampton), and the group shortened the name to Faces.

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    Damn, I finally click on LoungeLizard's Museum only to find some male stripper looking dude ??

    WTF ???



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    That thing he's playing is one crazy ass...bass ??



    But this "Museum" needs some more exhibits...



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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Damn, I finally click on LoungeLizard's Museum only to find some male stripper looking dude ??

    WTF ???


    LMAO

    That one was just for you.....

    I hate the fact it's a left handed bass no less. And I'm a lefty who play righty.


    By all means, bring some more exhibits!!


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    FORD's mistress...





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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    I hate the fact it's a left handed bass no less. And I'm a lefty who play righty.

    I love it being lefty! I'd like to see it up close, or try to play it...

    I have another lefty friend who plays guitar right-hand...that does not compute with me...

    I like seeing instructional DVD's because it's like looking into the mirror...

    Not that I use those DVD's because my attention span is too short...

    I stopped copping licks years ago, now I just make it up...



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    I did cop this recently...

    The teacher is creepy, but the lesson is good...





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    Now back to the exhibits...

    This guy has an original idea...





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    Being a Lefty and playing right-handed makes perfect sense.

    Our dominant hand is on the neck.

    Just like golf, which I also play right-handed. My left arm controls my swing.


    Back to the ELVIS Wing of The Museum.....


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    Hmmm...





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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Being a Lefty and playing right-handed makes perfect sense.

    Our dominant hand is on the neck.

    Just like golf, which I also play right-handed. My left arm controls my swing.

    Well, I play guitar, drums, and all sports including firearms, lefty...



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    WTF?

    why?

    How?

    [I'm refering to the folding gtr pic]

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Well, I play guitar, drums, and all sports including firearms, lefty...



    Freak.

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    Here's a good one...





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    LMAO

    I can only imagine what the case looks like....

    I like the onboard electronics...... as if.


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    I should do this to mt lefty SG...





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