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    Ki$$ burger!!!

    http://www.kissburger.com/










    HORNY COWS ARE HAPPY COWS...

    And happy cows just taste better! That's a proven fact.

    At KISS BURGER we only use meat from cows raised on our very own KISS RANCH located in Calabasas, CA. Why are our cows so happy? Our KISS KATTLE are allowed to roam freely on 200 acres of God's green earth all the while enjoying KISS music and videos 24/7 on a state-of-the-art media system. And promiscuity is greatly encouraged.

    Our cows and bulls are massaged daily by Thai hookers and fed a steady diet of rich whole grains, Spanish Fly and a small does of street-grade PCP. Trust me, I don't condone drugs - and I never even had a sip of alcohol in my entire life - but there is something about this PCP that kicks the flavor up a notch. The end justifies the means.

    Remember our cows are slaughtered in a very friendly Kosher style. One minute their watching "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" in the barn, the next their in twenty pieces in a meat truck. They never see it coming.

    Before the angry letters arrive, let's clear one thing up. All you tree-hugging hippy vegans can eat my Demon Dong. You hypocrites have no problem dancing across a field in gnarly sandals to some LSD-soaked jam band, all the while trampling thousands of ants to death in the process. I guess an "Insect Holocaust" is acceptable, but God forbid some decent hard-working people get a great burger at a great price.

    You know the saying: "If God didn't want us to eat cows, he wouldn't have made them out of hamburger meat!"





    Fucking hilarious. I wonder how long this site will last?

    Answer: Once Genie $immons gets wind of it , it will go 2 ways. He'll either buy the domain and open up a KI$$ Burger franchise .Or he'll sue these guys 6 ways of Sunday!
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    Kiss Kheese?

    WHF?

    Why not a HAM burger?

    Or is that not Kosher?
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    LMAO!!!!

    Please, please, please don't tell Chaim about this site.

    Fucking gold!
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    "Horny cows are happy cows." money in the bank
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    (Burger) King Of The Night Time World!

    Sorry...

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    Love Gun Sauce?! Is that Paul Stanley's penis sauce?!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellraiser!! View Post
    Love Gun Sauce?! Is that Paul Stanley's penis sauce?!!
    Yuk!

    I didn`t want a Ki$$ Burger before and I sure as hell don`t want one now.


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    This is some funny shit....Love Gun Secret Sauce

    TASTE OUR MEMBERS...

    KISS Burger - You will never know which two KISS members have put their DNA in the sauce at KISS BURGER! Every successful business needs to have a unique angle to beat out the competition. At KISS BURGER we have literally "beat off" the competition with our pattened "LOVE GUN" Secret Sauce! (contains the DNA from at least 2 original members of KISS)

    McDonalds thought of mixing ketchup and thousand island dressing - thanks for the effort, you drunken Irish mime! Wendy's advertises that they use "fresh meat" - right next to a picture of a young girl in pigtails. Perverts. In 'n Out Burger hides secret religious messages in their wrappers. Oy Vey! Carl's Jr. allegedly hates minorities - (look it up) And lastly, El Pollo Loco has been transmitting secret signals to Mexicans for years begging them to come to California - mainly to attack Carl's Jr. in 2010 - so it's a wash, basically.

    At KISS BURGER we're determined to give our customers the best quality product we can deliver - without relying on cheap gimmicks. At KISS BURGER we let the food do the talking!

    We not only select the best ingredients possible, we ARE the ingredients. That's right, our KISS BURGER "LOVE GUN" SECRET SAUCE actually contains DNA from at least two founding members of KISS - GUARANTEED! Quality you can taste in every bite -- and extra protein your body needs!

    I can't tell you how our DNA got there - but trust me. it's in there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondjimi View Post
    One minute their watching "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" in the barn, the next their in twenty pieces in a meat truck. They never see it coming.
    How 'bout they're as in they are...

    Fuckin' illiterate queer...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    How 'bout they're as in they are...

    Fuckin' illiterate queer...




    Are you referring to the text that is in BOLD print (that was typed by some dumb Yank) or are you referring to me?
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