Where has the neck of this Kramer been?

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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517
    #1

    Where has the neck of this Kramer been?

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    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
    Tags: kramer, neck
    • Big Troubles
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Feb 2004
      • 8517
      #2
      I noticed that YouTube took down my Carson Daly- David Lee Roth Mean Street performance...NBC Universal was "upset"... Holy infringement... Pussy.

      Come to my house and take my hard drive mo-fo's!
      "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798
          #3
          Funny. Valerie felt dry when I fingerbanged her last week. I don't think you could slide a guitar neck into that dry cunt. Had to use some KY just to get my pinky in.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Don Corleone
              Veteran
              • May 2004
              • 2084
              #4
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              Funny. Valerie felt dry when I fingerbanged her last week. I don't think you could slide a guitar neck into that dry cunt. Had to use some KY just to get my pinky in.
              You sure you had the right hole
              Roth Army Militia

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17160
                  #5
                  The Don knows his holes !
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32798
                      #6
                      Now I know why that Kramer I was looking at smelled like fish.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Don Corleone
                          Veteran
                          • May 2004
                          • 2084
                          #7
                          Is there anything in Van Halen that/who hasn't been up Val's vagina?
                          Roth Army Militia

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Don Corleone
                              You sure you had the right hole
                              The more you eat the more you shit. The more you shit, the looser your asshole becomes. I can slip both fists into Val's asshole. It was like ramming stuffing into a Butterball turkey.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                • Nitro Express
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 32798
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Don Corleone
                                  Is there anything in Van Halen that/who hasn't been up Val's vagina?
                                  Al's drum kit.
                                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                    • Don Corleone
                                      Veteran
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 2084
                                      #10
                                      After all these years, Val's vag has got to be like a Hippo's yawn
                                      Roth Army Militia

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                                        • Nitro Express
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 32798
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Don Corleone
                                          After all these years, Val's vag has got to be like a Hippo's yawn
                                          of the La Brea tar pits. A dark, wet, sloppy hole that may swallow you up.
                                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                            • wiseguy
                                              Head Fluffer
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 498
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by don corleone
                                              is there anything in van halen that/who hasn't been up val's vagina?
                                              eddie
                                              Stay frosty now.
                                              Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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