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    Where has the neck of this Kramer been?

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    Funny. Valerie felt dry when I fingerbanged her last week. I don't think you could slide a guitar neck into that dry cunt. Had to use some KY just to get my pinky in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Funny. Valerie felt dry when I fingerbanged her last week. I don't think you could slide a guitar neck into that dry cunt. Had to use some KY just to get my pinky in.
    You sure you had the right hole
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    Now I know why that Kramer I was looking at smelled like fish.

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    Is there anything in Van Halen that/who hasn't been up Val's vagina?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone View Post
    You sure you had the right hole
    The more you eat the more you shit. The more you shit, the looser your asshole becomes. I can slip both fists into Val's asshole. It was like ramming stuffing into a Butterball turkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone View Post
    Is there anything in Van Halen that/who hasn't been up Val's vagina?
    Al's drum kit.

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    After all these years, Val's vag has got to be like a Hippo's yawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone View Post
    After all these years, Val's vag has got to be like a Hippo's yawn
    of the La Brea tar pits. A dark, wet, sloppy hole that may swallow you up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by don corleone View Post
    is there anything in van halen that/who hasn't been up val's vagina?
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