My name is Alice Bowie.
I'm a new recruit in the Roth Army. I've been a fan since Van Halen's
debut album.I followed his solo carreer for a while.But lost interest
Then I won tickets to see the Roth/Hagar tour.I hadn't been to a
concert for years.It renewed my love for live shows.Been checking
out sites for news of Dave's status with the band. Looks like they're
in nuetral for now. Hope they do something.No more Van Hagar please.
Hello alicebowie, welcome aboard and welcome to The David Lee Roth Army! Thanks for joining our lubricated leper colony for a sloppy dose of music, entertainment and pop culture madness Roth style. Enjoy your stay!
I'm guessing this is an automated response.The same thing wasOriginally Posted by Sarge's Little Helper
said on another welcome wagon thread.The first two threads I scoped
there were not too friendly. I hope I fair better.
You'll be okay, the dude I dissed had OU812 in his username lolI'm guessing this is an automated response.The same thing was
said on another welcome wagon thread.The first two threads I scoped
there were not too friendly. I hope I fair better.
Welcome to the army alice. Don't worry about the hostility around here, just don't go around the frontline without your chin strap on. Otherwise this place is a great Van Halen forum.
Thanx Tex.Welcome to the army alice. Don't worry about the hostility around here, just don't go around the frontline without your chin strap on. Otherwise this place is a great Van Halen forum.
I lived in Keller for a while.A tornado ran me out of town.
Took out my house and everything I owned.The insurance
money paid for my present home close to a lake.Some
guy that claims to be a former drummer for Great White
lives nearby.
Not again...
You got a problem with Texas? Where you from? NEW YORK CITY?
Not again...
Get a rope.
FYI. DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS.
yep, it's cadaverdouche [again]
Not again...
Even used the "insurance bought my house by the lake" story [again]
My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen
The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
After all these, shouldn't the next username just be "Yeah, it's Him"?
I'm done with that nonsense.
With the self appointed savior of the internet , detective (formerly deputy)
Barney ( Lounge Machine ) Fife on the job it's a waste of time.
With his "Rockstar " connections and seemingly endless amount of free
time dedicated to patrolling the net and doling out punishment to those
who violate his interpretation of the rules of posting , it's senseless to
try to slip something by him.
That being said "Up in Smoke" is one of my favorite movies of all time.
When it came to the drive -in in my home town I went to see it every
night for about a week.
My cousin was the manager so I could get in free every night.
We would get higher and higher every night.
One night I had purchased a keg of beer but found out we couldn't take
it to the house were we had planned on due to a pissy girlfriend of the
dude who said we could have it at there.
So we stuck it in the trunk of my Chevelle and took it to the drive-in.
We shared with anyone who wanted to drink with us.
We finished the keg that night .
One night my buddy and I both fell asleep and my cousin made sure
no one woke us up and we ended up sleeping there all night.
Those were the good old days.
All the drive-ins are gone now.
You know, you should really learn that some thoughts are better left in your head.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
That is true to an extent, yet there comes a point when you can not blame others (in this case Lounge Machine) for merely quoting posts that you have publicly offered. For instance, the latest go-around centered on not only a post, yet an actual thread started by you querying people on which particular videos they enjoy masturbating to. Yeah, yeah, "Freedom Of Speech", freewill, ect...I get it. Yet along with the basic tenets of speaking openly comes the responsibility of standing behind what one is saying, yet beyond that there is the simple consideration of common sense and good taste before even opening one's mouth.
You are the one that wished to make a fresh start of things. That is indeed admirable. Yet pointing fingers at others for your own mistakes isn't exactly starting things off all that well, is it?
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Welcome!
Dog, damn/
u kow if I didn'ts feels so sorry for yous.
I'd be rights there handing out the 50 set volume of
Red Flags the Complete Reference Guide to Spotting Freaky McSqueaky
O.K.
First time dropping acid?
Thanks for yet another behavior referance.....
You just can't quit gloating on yourself.
BTW, regular use of acid will cause a person to confuse reality and non-reality.
And quit using the other type acid on your face.
Grant it, it is already too late to stop before the damage is non-repairable. Most likely true about the other acid issue and you.
There's a blog function where you can let all of your thoughts go...it's all yours, no one will bother you there, you can reminisce about parking your Maverick in a tree, the Chevelle with the keg at the drive-in, what you do with your cousin, and re-write Rockford history.
But man, posting random thoughts about things we probably all did one time or another in a thread created by your alias isn't only jumping the shark, it's letting the motherfucker eat you and forcing us to watch!
C-Dog, Show us yer tits !
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
and why do they always have biker friends?
who will drop what they're doing on a whim to travel anywhere to brawl with an internet rival?
underdarock.com
So I take it you admit you were wrong about The Rockford Files, too....
Stick to fucking your socks. It's good to be an expert on something
I never claimed or wish ever to claim I'm an expert on anything.So I take it you admit you were wrong about The Rockford Files, too....
Stick to fucking your socks. It's good to be an expert on something
I don't feel the need.
But even if Jimmy Rockford got stiffed once in a while
how many times did he fail to solve the case , fail to prove his
innocence when framed , get his father or friends killed?
Or end up dead himself?
I musta missed those episodes.
Alice Bowie was an alias of mine years ago...
Ozzy Osbourne was as well...flappo made my avatar...
What's up with the spontaneous confession, Elvis?Alice Bowie was an alias of mine years ago...
Ozzy Osbourne was as well...flappo made my avatar...
What, with an intro like this???I'm guessing this is an automated response.The same thing was
said on another welcome wagon thread.The first two threads I scoped
there were not too friendly. I hope I fair better.
Welcome. Our casa es su casa, or something like that. Drink a seat, grab a drink, and enjoy your stay at the Army.
Cheers! :bottle:
Wait, another alias?
I usually check the full thread before replying. This is what I get for being in a hurry.
Damn.
Cheers! :bottle:
Sockman and Andy Taylor back in the same week,
We are the original Hotel California !
You think the She(It)-Devil might come back too?
The thing we shall never mention, for fear that it may yet lurk the forums, a pile of poo on its head?
It that lived in The Dump?
Armagepocalypse may be upon us.
Cheers! :bottle:
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