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  • hideyoursheep
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2007
    • 6351

    #31
    I think those freaks over at RedRocker.com might have molested him.


    Say it ain't so, LM!?

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    • Igosplut
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 2794

      #32
      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
      Seriously. A tear. That was beautiful.

      I only wish I could improve upon your muse, but it is not within me. So I will simply add: Let it Be.

      God hates a pussy


      Knock it off.....
      Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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      • hideyoursheep
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2007
        • 6351

        #33
        Originally posted by Igosplut
        God hates a pussy.
        Then why did he have to make them irresistible to man?

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        • Coyote
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8185

          #34
          WTF? Is Lounge on NyQuil?
          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17160

            #35
            I finally figured out what a Loungemachine was !!!

            Eros Boutique: Luv-U-Lounge Inflatable Fucking Machine
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Dr. Love
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7832

              #36
              LoungeMachine is the nicest mod I know.

              He even swallows!
              I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

              http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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              • Va Beach VH Fan
                ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                • Dec 2003
                • 17913

                #37
                Originally posted by Igosplut
                God hates a pussy


                Knock it off.....
                LMFAO....

                If you start talking about Dave's hair, I'm gonna find you and beat the living shit out of you....
                Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                  LMFAO....

                  If you start talking about Dave's hair, I'm gonna find you and beat the living shit out of you....
                  Ya know, VA. You're the tops with me.

                  Besides your military knowledge, and great wit, you're a huge fan of The West Wing like me.

                  I look forward to reading your posts, especially when you've bothered to post in my silly little threads.

                  I'm sure glad you were promoted.



                  Let's tag-team Donnatella Moss.
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Dr. Love
                    LoungeMachine is the nicest mod I know.

                    He even swallows!


                    Two reasons why Dr. Love is my fave mod here.

                    1] His owning of JizzyStool is legendary.

                    2] He didn't rub it in my face when he beat me at tic-tac-toe



                    I aspire to be a mod like you, Doc. Plus your sig gifs are killer.
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32576

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Igosplut
                      God hates a pussy


                      Knock it off.....
                      Igo.

                      One of the coolest DDLR peeps.

                      Only wish you would post more. You never fail to crack me up.

                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • LoungeMachine
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 32576

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Dan
                        Can The Real Lounge Machine,Please Stand-Up.
                        Brother Dan-o

                        Old school friend from the wall days with Al, Terry, Joe, and katydid

                        Even though you now reside at RothChats, you'll always be a good friend.

                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          #42
                          Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                          I think those freaks over at RedRocker.com might have molested him.


                          Say it ain't so, LM!?
                          HYS.....

                          Hands down one of the brightest, funniest, most scathing posters we have.

                          I'm donating $5 to Jerry's Kids in your name today.

                          May you only know hot, morally loose women, my friend.



                          Piece [of ass] Be With You
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • Va Beach VH Fan
                            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 17913

                            #43
                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine


                            Let's tag-team Donnatella Moss.
                            Now I'll drink to that.....
                            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                            • ThrillsNSpills
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6627

                              #44
                              Even though I have egged the good Dr. Machine.

                              I made it sunny side up 'cos that's the way he likes it.

                              I would do the same for his brother Washing.

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                              • chefcraig
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 12172

                                #45
                                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                Let's tag-team Donnatella Moss.
                                Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                                Now I'll drink to that.....

                                Have at it you two. I'll take the deaf chick, shown here in "Children Of A Lesser God".

                                Last edited by chefcraig; 03-27-2009, 01:33 PM.









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