Lounge Machine Is Just Really Nice

[LoungeMachine]

It must be true...

It says so right there when you hover your mouse over my 4 little green squares....



I was a jewel in the rough, and then I was on a righteous path.

But now the powers that be have declared me really nice

So really nice I shall be.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Hi LoungeMachine and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

[LoungeMachine]

Thank you Sarge's Little Helper.

I hope you have a wonderful day.

[kwame k]

Lay off the hard drugs there, Robbie.

[LoungeMachine]

Lay off the hard drugs there, Robbie.

I have told you lately what a wonderful drummer you are?

Impeccable meter, great fills.

And your posts here are always well thought out!



I hope your weekend is terrific.

[Guitar Shark]

Where's Savicki when you need him?

Give this guy some negative rep!

[kwame k]

That must of really hurt you to type. I can see your blood pressure rising from here. I give you 3 more hrs till total core meltdown.
I might have to send an all points bulletin to C-Dog and the gang.

[LoungeMachine]

Where's Savicki when you need him?

Give this guy some negative rep!

Sharkey, as lawyers go, you're peaches.



I hope every ambulance stops for you.

[chefcraig]

Uh-huh. I take it you haven't taken the truck to Meineke to fix that exhaust leak directly underneath the cab, eh? It gets bad in the wintertime when you are driving around with the windows up all the time.

[LoungeMachine]

And you're so modest, too.

Just kidding. It must be true. That's why you get all the keeeses.

I kees you back.



No one here is nicer than binky.

[LoungeMachine]

Uh-huh. I take it you haven't taken the truck to Meineke to fix that exhaust leak directly underneath the cab, eh? It gets bad in the wintertime when you are driving around with the windows up all the time.

See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.

I shall roll down the windows as you suggest as I go out tonight to pass out hot cocoa and blankets down at the mission. And then, if I am feeling particularly free spirited, I shall draw unicorns on my inner thigh with a pink highlighter.



Bless you, chef.

[cadaverdog]

It must be true...

It says so right there when you hover your mouse over my 4 little green squares....



I was a jewel in the rough, and then I was on a righteous path.

But now the powers that be have declared me really nice

So really nice I shall be.

The ground's too warm for this to happen.
Hell ain't froze over yet.

[Guitar Shark]

The ground's too warm for this to happen.
Hell ain't froze over yet.

Sorry, you'll have to excuse his ignorance -- unlike you, the floor inside his residence isn't dirt.

[chefcraig]

See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.
Bless you, chef.

Oh, splendid. I'll call Shark in the A.M. and have him enter it into my will to have that printed on the plaque (or 3x5 card) next to my urn.

[cadaverdog]

Sorry, you'll have to excuse his ignorance -- unlike you, the floor inside his residence isn't dirt.

I'm sure it isn't he's a "Rockstar".
He lives in a mansion.
In Raleigh.
Formerly of Mayberry.

[Guitar Shark]

I'm sure it isn't he's a "Rockstar".
He lives in a mansion.
In Raleigh.
Formerly of Mayberry.

Is that so?

Now who's stalking who?

[kwame k]

Oh, splendid. I'll call Shark in the A.M. and have him enter it into my will to have that printed on the plaque (or 3x5 card) next to my urn.

Clarification Craig, why would you put that plaque next to your toilet?

[chefcraig]

Clarification Craig, why would you put that plaque next to your toilet?

[cadaverdog]

Is that so?

Now who's stalking who?

Barney's residence is public knowledge .
No stalking needed.

[kwame k]

[Panamark]

That Phoenix one is a goodie Kwame

[LoungeMachine]

That Phoenix one is a goodie Kwame

You're a great Supermod, Marky.

No, wait.

You're a SUPER supermod.

In fact, if there was no such thing as the internet, we'd have to invent it, just so we could srart a forum worthy of your SuperModsmanship.



Cheers, Mate.

[Redballjets88]

wow I like this version of Lounge so kind, so gentle. Hopefully I don't jinx it.

[Redballjets88]

See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.

I shall roll down the windows as you suggest as I go out tonight to pass out hot cocoa and blankets down at the mission. And then, if I am feeling particularly free spirited, I shall draw unicorns on my inner thigh with a pink highlighter.



Bless you, chef.

oh god yeah, one of the few times I have laughed really hard on here.

[Blaze]

To the dear declared sensibilities of Really Nice Lounge Machine,
The nobility of pleasantries enjoys me to send upon you this writing.
Accord be upon us.


Exuberance! This is exceedingly gracious in temperament and the reverence that scintillates as of it makes a desire to emulate for myself in the rara avis.

Written on this day by the embers of the heart of Blaze.

[Panamark]

You're a great Supermod, Marky.

No, wait.

You're a SUPER supermod.

In fact, if there was no such thing as the internet, we'd have to invent it, just so we could srart a forum worthy of your SuperModsmanship.



Cheers, Mate.

I love you too Loungie,

Can we organize another Man camp real soon,
get naked again and cry around the campfire ?
I want to feel our inner men together again !

[LoungeMachine]

To the dear declared sensibilities of Really Nice Lounge Machine,
The nobility of pleasantries enjoys me to send upon you this writing.
Accord be upon us.


Exuberance! This is exceedingly gracious in temperament and the reverence that scintillates as of it makes a desire to emulate for myself in the rara avis.

Written on this day by the embers of the heart of Blaze.

Seriously. A tear. That was beautiful.

I only wish I could improve upon your muse, but it is not within me. So I will simply add: Let it Be.

[LoungeMachine]

I love you too Loungie,

Can we organize another Man camp real soon,
get naked again and cry around the campfire ?
I want to feel our inner men together again !

The drum circle was something, wasn't it?

Good on ya, mate.

[Panamark]

The drum circle was something, wasn't it?

Good on ya, mate.

All the circles were great fun !!

Im streaming tears just thinking about it all !!

[Dan]

Can The Real Lounge Machine,Please Stand-Up.

[hideyoursheep]

I think those freaks over at RedRocker.com might have molested him.


Say it ain't so, LM!?

[Igosplut]

Seriously. A tear. That was beautiful.

I only wish I could improve upon your muse, but it is not within me. So I will simply add: Let it Be.

God hates a pussy


Knock it off.....

[hideyoursheep]

God hates a pussy.

Then why did he have to make them irresistible to man?

[Coyote]

WTF? Is Lounge on NyQuil?

[Panamark]

I finally figured out what a Loungemachine was !!!

Eros Boutique: Luv-U-Lounge Inflatable Fucking Machine

[Dr. Love]

LoungeMachine is the nicest mod I know.

He even swallows!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

God hates a pussy


Knock it off.....

LMFAO....

If you start talking about Dave's hair, I'm gonna find you and beat the living shit out of you....

[LoungeMachine]

LMFAO....

If you start talking about Dave's hair, I'm gonna find you and beat the living shit out of you....

Ya know, VA. You're the tops with me.

Besides your military knowledge, and great wit, you're a huge fan of The West Wing like me.

I look forward to reading your posts, especially when you've bothered to post in my silly little threads.

I'm sure glad you were promoted.



Let's tag-team Donnatella Moss.

[LoungeMachine]

LoungeMachine is the nicest mod I know.

He even swallows!

Two reasons why Dr. Love is my fave mod here.

1] His owning of JizzyStool is legendary.

2] He didn't rub it in my face when he beat me at tic-tac-toe



I aspire to be a mod like you, Doc. Plus your sig gifs are killer.

[LoungeMachine]

God hates a pussy


Knock it off.....

Igo.

One of the coolest DDLR peeps.

Only wish you would post more. You never fail to crack me up.