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    Talking Lounge Machine Is Just Really Nice

    It must be true...

    It says so right there when you hover your mouse over my 4 little green squares....



    I was a jewel in the rough, and then I was on a righteous path.

    But now the powers that be have declared me really nice

    So really nice I shall be.

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    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
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    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Hi LoungeMachine and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

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    Thank you Sarge's Little Helper.

    I hope you have a wonderful day.


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    Lay off the hard drugs there, Robbie.
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    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Lay off the hard drugs there, Robbie.
    I have told you lately what a wonderful drummer you are?

    Impeccable meter, great fills.

    And your posts here are always well thought out!



    I hope your weekend is terrific.

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    Where's Savicki when you need him?

    Give this guy some negative rep!
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    That must of really hurt you to type. I can see your blood pressure rising from here. I give you 3 more hrs till total core meltdown.
    I might have to send an all points bulletin to C-Dog and the gang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Where's Savicki when you need him?

    Give this guy some negative rep!
    Sharkey, as lawyers go, you're peaches.



    I hope every ambulance stops for you.

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    Uh-huh. I take it you haven't taken the truck to Meineke to fix that exhaust leak directly underneath the cab, eh? It gets bad in the wintertime when you are driving around with the windows up all the time.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by chan_bkny View Post
    And you're so modest, too.

    Just kidding. It must be true. That's why you get all the keeeses.
    I kees you back.



    No one here is nicer than binky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Uh-huh. I take it you haven't taken the truck to Meineke to fix that exhaust leak directly underneath the cab, eh? It gets bad in the wintertime when you are driving around with the windows up all the time.
    See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.

    I shall roll down the windows as you suggest as I go out tonight to pass out hot cocoa and blankets down at the mission. And then, if I am feeling particularly free spirited, I shall draw unicorns on my inner thigh with a pink highlighter.



    Bless you, chef.
    Last edited by Guitar Shark; 03-26-2009 at 11:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    It must be true...

    It says so right there when you hover your mouse over my 4 little green squares....



    I was a jewel in the rough, and then I was on a righteous path.

    But now the powers that be have declared me really nice

    So really nice I shall be.

    The ground's too warm for this to happen.
    Hell ain't froze over yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    The ground's too warm for this to happen.
    Hell ain't froze over yet.
    Sorry, you'll have to excuse his ignorance -- unlike you, the floor inside his residence isn't dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.
    Bless you, chef.
    Oh, splendid. I'll call Shark in the A.M. and have him enter it into my will to have that printed on the plaque (or 3x5 card) next to my urn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Sorry, you'll have to excuse his ignorance -- unlike you, the floor inside his residence isn't dirt.
    I'm sure it isn't he's a "Rockstar".
    He lives in a mansion.
    In Raleigh.
    Formerly of Mayberry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I'm sure it isn't he's a "Rockstar".
    He lives in a mansion.
    In Raleigh.
    Formerly of Mayberry.
    Is that so?

    Now who's stalking who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Oh, splendid. I'll call Shark in the A.M. and have him enter it into my will to have that printed on the plaque (or 3x5 card) next to my urn.
    Clarification Craig, why would you put that plaque next to your toilet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Clarification Craig, why would you put that plaque next to your toilet?

    Last edited by chefcraig; 03-27-2009 at 12:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Is that so?

    Now who's stalking who?
    Barney's residence is public knowledge .
    No stalking needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post


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    That Phoenix one is a goodie Kwame
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    That Phoenix one is a goodie Kwame
    You're a great Supermod, Marky.

    No, wait.

    You're a SUPER supermod.

    In fact, if there was no such thing as the internet, we'd have to invent it, just so we could srart a forum worthy of your SuperModsmanship.



    Cheers, Mate.

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    wow I like this version of Lounge so kind, so gentle. Hopefully I don't jinx it.
    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.

    I shall roll down the windows as you suggest as I go out tonight to pass out hot cocoa and blankets down at the mission. And then, if I am feeling particularly free spirited, I shall draw unicorns on my inner thigh with a pink highlighter.



    Bless you, chef.
    oh god yeah, one of the few times I have laughed really hard on here.

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    To the dear declared sensibilities of Really Nice Lounge Machine,
    The nobility of pleasantries enjoys me to send upon you this writing.
    Accord be upon us.


    Exuberance! This is exceedingly gracious in temperament and the reverence that scintillates as of it makes a desire to emulate for myself in the rara avis.

    Written on this day by the embers of the heart of Blaze.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    You're a great Supermod, Marky.

    No, wait.

    You're a SUPER supermod.

    In fact, if there was no such thing as the internet, we'd have to invent it, just so we could srart a forum worthy of your SuperModsmanship.



    Cheers, Mate.
    I love you too Loungie,

    Can we organize another Man camp real soon,
    get naked again and cry around the campfire ?
    I want to feel our inner men together again !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaze View Post
    To the dear declared sensibilities of Really Nice Lounge Machine,
    The nobility of pleasantries enjoys me to send upon you this writing.
    Accord be upon us.


    Exuberance! This is exceedingly gracious in temperament and the reverence that scintillates as of it makes a desire to emulate for myself in the rara avis.

    Written on this day by the embers of the heart of Blaze.


    Seriously. A tear. That was beautiful.

    I only wish I could improve upon your muse, but it is not within me. So I will simply add: Let it Be.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    I love you too Loungie,

    Can we organize another Man camp real soon,
    get naked again and cry around the campfire ?
    I want to feel our inner men together again !
    The drum circle was something, wasn't it?

    Good on ya, mate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    The drum circle was something, wasn't it?

    Good on ya, mate.

    All the circles were great fun !!

    Im streaming tears just thinking about it all !!

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    Can The Real Lounge Machine,Please Stand-Up.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    I think those freaks over at RedRocker.com might have molested him.


    Say it ain't so, LM!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Seriously. A tear. That was beautiful.

    I only wish I could improve upon your muse, but it is not within me. So I will simply add: Let it Be.

    God hates a pussy


    Knock it off.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igosplut View Post
    God hates a pussy.
    Then why did he have to make them irresistible to man?

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    WTF? Is Lounge on NyQuil?
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    I finally figured out what a Loungemachine was !!!

    Eros Boutique: Luv-U-Lounge Inflatable Fucking Machine

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    LoungeMachine is the nicest mod I know.

    He even swallows!
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igosplut View Post
    God hates a pussy


    Knock it off.....
    LMFAO....

    If you start talking about Dave's hair, I'm gonna find you and beat the living shit out of you....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

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    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    LMFAO....

    If you start talking about Dave's hair, I'm gonna find you and beat the living shit out of you....
    Ya know, VA. You're the tops with me.

    Besides your military knowledge, and great wit, you're a huge fan of The West Wing like me.

    I look forward to reading your posts, especially when you've bothered to post in my silly little threads.

    I'm sure glad you were promoted.



    Let's tag-team Donnatella Moss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Love View Post
    LoungeMachine is the nicest mod I know.

    He even swallows!


    Two reasons why Dr. Love is my fave mod here.

    1] His owning of JizzyStool is legendary.

    2] He didn't rub it in my face when he beat me at tic-tac-toe



    I aspire to be a mod like you, Doc. Plus your sig gifs are killer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igosplut View Post
    God hates a pussy


    Knock it off.....
    Igo.

    One of the coolest DDLR peeps.

    Only wish you would post more. You never fail to crack me up.


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