Miami Hooker Does Not Love Sham-Wow Guy's Nuts After All...

**chefcraig** · 03-27-2009, 09:29 PM

Yep, Vince Shlomi (the Shamwow and food chopper spokesman) got himself arrested last month, naturally in my home state. From The Smoking Gun Website.

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

More (including photos and affidavits) at: ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

**Nickdfresh** · 03-27-2009, 10:09 PM

Too bad she wasn't a German hooker, because you know the Germans make great stuff...

**lesfunk** · 03-27-2009, 10:27 PM

She said 'we can't do this all day"

**SparkieD** · 03-27-2009, 11:16 PM

One slap at a time

**Nickdfresh** · 03-27-2009, 11:38 PM

Maybe he was trying to sell her Sham-Wow as a birth control sponge and she just wanted him to shut the fuck up?

**ELVIS** · 03-28-2009, 02:45 AM

He should have slap chopped her face...

**LoungeMachine** · 03-28-2009, 02:59 AM

$1K for sex with that skank?

I know mug shots are never flattering, but she looks like a blonde spED on the tail end of a 3 week binge.

$1K?

In this economy?

**hideyoursheep** · 03-28-2009, 03:11 AM

Whenever he sees a hooker, he'll be saying "OW! everytime.

**Matt White** · 03-28-2009, 06:53 AM

HAHAHA!!!

"Instant Karma"

**ThrillsNSpills** · 03-28-2009, 07:06 AM

"he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."

what's wrong with this picture?

punching someone who has a jaw-lock on your tongue?

looks like he turned into Al Franken in the second picture.

**Blaze** · 03-28-2009, 07:10 AM

Really, I thought the same thrills.
Unless she was in a seizure, sounds like some sort of set up.

**hideyoursheep** · 03-28-2009, 07:13 AM

NEVER kiss a professional.

Man law.

**ThrillsNSpills** · 03-28-2009, 07:43 AM

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...27092sham2.jpg

you never know when love will strike.
proof that you shouldn't say you'll love my nuts on tv.

**hideyoursheep** · 03-28-2009, 08:08 AM

Now if Billy Mays gets pw3nd by a tranny, and Smilin' Bob winds up on To Catch A Predator,the circle will be complete.

**Nickdfresh** · 03-28-2009, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by hideyoursheep

Now if Billy Mays gets pw3nd by a tranny, and Smilin' Bob winds up on To Catch A Predator,the circle will be complete.

Billy Mays doesn't get pawned by a tranny hooker. Billy Mays dresses up like a woman so he can pawn a lesbian hooker!

**Blaze** · 03-28-2009, 10:24 AM

**bueno bob** · 03-29-2009, 04:10 AM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

$1K for sex with that skank?

I know mug shots are never flattering, but she looks like a blonde spED on the tail end of a 3 week binge.

$1K?

In this economy?

You know, honestly, I can see that she could get away with $100...MAYBE as much as $200...and that means a lot. If she had the balls to label the price a THOUSAND DOLLARS, I'm guessing she knew full well who he was and that he had cash. No "John Q. Public" is paying her a $1000.00 to do ANYTHING other than maybe sign the divorce paper.

Smelling a set up too, honest to shit.

**Nickdfresh** · 03-29-2009, 06:32 PM

The funny thing is that I don't recall seeing the Sham Wow ad aired as much as I have the past couple of days...

**LoungeMachine** · 03-29-2009, 07:10 PM

The biting of the toungue reminds me of a story I read about in the 90's, in Portland of all places, of a hooker biting a john's cock, and not letting go until he paid.

And he had the cajones to call the cops. Showed them the teeth marks as I recall.

**bueno bob** · 03-30-2009, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

The biting of the toungue reminds me of a story I read about in the 90's, in Portland of all places, of a hooker biting a john's cock, and not letting go until he paid.

And he had the cajones to call the cops. Showed them the teeth marks as I recall.

...I don't know anything about that.

**chefcraig** · 03-30-2009, 12:58 PM

I deeply regret starting this thread in such a light hearted tone after viewing the following pictures. Christ, this asshole truly beat the crap out of this woman!

Link to more photos and continued story at Smoking Gun: Battered By The ShamWow Guy - March 30, 2009

**Pennypacker** · 03-30-2009, 01:51 PM

**Redballjets88** · 03-30-2009, 02:40 PM

wow. Instant mood change. I was chuckling as i read this page, but now I'm sickened. Even though she is a hooker, sham wow guy needs his ass kicked royally

**SparkieD** · 03-30-2009, 03:18 PM

And he did this to her while she was clamped down on his tongue? Must be one long licker that motherfucker's got.

**bueno bob** · 03-30-2009, 05:00 PM

If she was biting down on his tongue and wouldn't let it go...well...

Devils advocate, I guess...

**ELVIS** · 03-30-2009, 05:14 PM

Whore looking for money!

**ELVIS** · 03-30-2009, 05:14 PM

Whore looking for money!

**Igosplut** · 03-30-2009, 05:52 PM

Nice white tape on her fingertips.....

**BITEYOASS** · 03-30-2009, 07:39 PM

I'm not gonna take sides on this. Since both parties are scum

**Blaze** · 03-30-2009, 08:40 PM

Wow! what an idiot Shammy is. That was not all done while she was biting his tongue. That kind of beating shows a predisposed tendency toward violence. I have been bitten before (crazy story I'll tell another time), and I did not beat unmercifully.

**ELVIS** · 03-31-2009, 02:09 AM

He's wearing a hospital gown in the pic...

That bite may have been pretty bad...

I might have slap chopped her entire face...

**Sarge** · 03-31-2009, 08:58 AM

1k for that chick?

It looks like he got the shit beat out of him too.
I don't know who this dude is. I only have 13 channels - Armed Forces Network- No commercials and no advertising shows.
I only watch what the government tells me I can watch

**Nickdfresh** · 03-31-2009, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

1k for that chick?

It looks like he got the shit beat out of him too.
I don't know who this dude is. I only have 13 channels - Armed Forces Network- No commercials and no advertising shows.
I only watch what the government tells me I can watch

You're not missing much.

But here is what is played in the States...

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**TAKIN WHISKEY** · 03-31-2009, 05:59 PM

This kind of shit happens all the time to people that have names like Vince Shlomi.

**hideyoursheep** · 04-01-2009, 05:15 AM

ya follow me, camera guy?

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