The difference between David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar

[dave_is_vh]

Rothism:
I’d love to talk philosophy, but I gotta take a piss

Hagarism:
I’d love to talk about love, but I gotta eat another cheeseburger

Rothism:
Look at all the people here tonight

Hagarism:
Look at all the empty seats here tonight

Rothism:
Don’t squirt water at me – I’m gonna fuck your girlfriend

Hagarism:
Don’t squirt water at me – I’m gonna fuck your boyfriend

Rothism:
It wouldn’t be rock n roll without a little conflict

Hagarism:
It wouldn’t be rock n roll without tacos, cheeseburgers, doughnuts, Philly cheesesteak subs, ice cream, pizza, french fries, chocolate cake…

Rothism:
Don't stick your tongue out at me unless you intend to use it

Hagarism:
Don't stick your penis out at me unless you intend to use it

[Mezro]

Re: The difference between David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar

Originally posted by dave_is_vh
Rothism:
I’d love to talk philosophy, but I gotta take a piss

Hagarism:
I’d love to talk about love, but I gotta eat another cheeseburger

Rothism: I'd love to talk philosophy, but I gotta take a piss

Hagarism: I'd love to talk philosophy, but I gotta eat Ed's ass. Man, that Dutch sphincter will run right though ya. Take if from me Dave, I got brown tongue.

Mezro...Sam likes to scramble brown eggs

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by dave_is_vh

Rothism:
Look at all the people here tonight

Hagarism:
Look at all the empty seats here tonight

Lol it's funny as hell and so true.

[Island Boy]

LOL Hagar will never sell out another show!!!!!!!

[Sarge]

this thread is just hilarious..!!

Sarge

[smaz]

Originally posted by dave_is_vh
Rothism:
It wouldn’t be rock n roll without a little conflict

Hagarism:
It wouldn’t be rock n roll without tacos, cheeseburgers, doughnuts, Philly cheesesteak subs, ice cream, pizza, french fries, chocolate cake…

Rothism: It wouldn't be rock 'n roll without a little conflict

Hagarism: It wouldn't be rock and roll if I did it.

[kennyboy]

FUCK YEAH!

[Bill Lumbergh]

"About 6 inches"

[Dr. Love]

God Damn, Bill, I had the same joke lined up.

[Bad Muthafucker]

Roth = lobster.

Hagar = bologna...a whole big belly full.

[Zing!]

LOL Hagar will never sell out another show!!!!!!!

That's why he'll never sell the Cabo Wabo.