Rothism:
I’d love to talk philosophy, but I gotta take a piss
Hagarism:
I’d love to talk about love, but I gotta eat another cheeseburger
Rothism:
Look at all the people here tonight
Hagarism:
Look at all the empty seats here tonight
Rothism:
Don’t squirt water at me – I’m gonna fuck your girlfriend
Hagarism:
Don’t squirt water at me – I’m gonna fuck your boyfriend
Rothism:
It wouldn’t be rock n roll without a little conflict
Hagarism:
It wouldn’t be rock n roll without tacos, cheeseburgers, doughnuts, Philly cheesesteak subs, ice cream, pizza, french fries, chocolate cake…
Rothism:
Don't stick your tongue out at me unless you intend to use it
Hagarism:
Don't stick your penis out at me unless you intend to use it
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Originally Posted by Island Boy
