My name is Douglas T. Skynyrd and I'm a ROThaholic!

[Panamark]

A Handyman grabs his nuts, screws and bolts !!!!

[Douglas T.]

You guys are crackin' me up! My WOOD has never has so much attention in it's whole life!
Thanks for playin' along with my thread!
I'm thinkin' about starting a woodworking class! Of coarse the ladies will get in free of charge!
Here's a picture that's been posted somewhere before! Me and my Ho! Looks like she's got my nipples hard!

Notice the Proud to be and American Woodworker T!

[blonddgirl777]

Here's one!
Let's play carpenter, First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you!
:0
I had to google to come up with a pick up line.

DT

L.O.L.
Welcome to you!

[blonddgirl777]

... I'm thinkin' about starting a woodworking class! Of coarse the ladies will get in free of charge! !

Where do I sign up?

[blonddgirl777]

... Notice the Proud to be and American Woodworker T!

I guess nowadays, one can be proud to be an American WORKER period!
Good for you, if the business is doing well... Your wood is still popular despite of many ladies being broke!

[Douglas T.]

I guess nowadays, one can be proud to be an American WORKER period!
Good for you, if the business is doing well... Your wood is still popular despite of many ladies being broke!

Counting my blessings that I am keeping busy! Building an entire kitchen this month!

[Blaze]

L.O.L.
Welcome to you!

Thank you very much!

Here is another google gem!

Do you want me to finger-joint that box?

Disclaimer: I am not a woodworker!

[Blaze]

What I mean is.... Geez, this is complicated.....
Insert foot into mouth. Totally weirding out at this moment.

[Douglas T.]

Thank you very much!

Here is another google gem!

Do you want me to finger-joint that box?

Niiice! That's a good one! Cheers BLAZE!

DT thinks this is a Sparkie alias!?

[Blaze]

Oh no, not a Sparkie alias.
But thank you very much, Sparkie is quite the cool chick.
I am Blaze, one of the occasionally unaccountable, but often sortable AKAs of some human being.
Here's a actual picture of my arm wearing my watch.

It is always 5 o'clock somewhere.
Jimmy Buffett

Cheers, DT!

[kwame k]

Doug,

Having been in the building trades most of my adult life, I give you my highest compliment. You sir, are a Craftsman.

And yes you are an attention whore but you pull it off so well

[SparkieD]

DT thinks this is a Sparkie alias!?

SparkieD is my alias.

[Douglas T.]

SparkieD is my alias.

Yes it is! I was just kidding knowing a BLAZE is one of your faves!:tongue0011:

[Douglas T.]

[blonddgirl777]

He's got tools...
Knows how to use them!

[blonddgirl777]

All that... And a sweet southern accent!

[Panamark]

Ever thought of making a geeter DT ??

[Douglas T.]

Ever thought of making a geeter DT ??

Yes I have! However I am not much of a geeter tech or a player so I'm not sure how it would turn out! A solid body electric would be a snap compared to a hollow bodied accoustic with some exotic veneers! This picture is in my collection as a favorite:

[Douglas T.]

All that... And a sweet southern accent!

Why thank ya darlin'!:0

[Panamark]

Yes I have! However I am not much of a geeter tech or a player so I'm not sure how it would turn out! A solid body electric would be a snap compared to a hollow bodied accoustic with some exotic veneers! This picture is in my collection as a favorite:

Maybe you could buy a complete pre-made neck (with frets and tuners)
and just build the body ?

[Douglas T.]

Maybe you could buy a complete pre-made neck (with frets and tuners)
and just build the body ?

That would probably be about the extent of my geeter making skills! There was a guy a few blocks away who made mandalins! I say was because he's amongst the departed now! RIP Tildin!

[Panamark]

How about this little fella DT ??

[blonddgirl777]

How about this little fella DT ??

L.O.L. You beat me to it!
I was driving this morning and the radio station played "that laugh"...
I thought; "Hey my name id Woody, wanna peck my wood?" (with the laugh)

[Panamark]

I always wondered if it was his hobby, or if he actually
had a wooden penis...

[Douglas T.]

I make good money using my wood! Even a few wooden nickels!

Here ya go ... learn how to make cabinet doors:

[ELVIS]

Why are we welcoming some wood head who's been around here for years ??

[Blaze]

Have you always been so stingy Elvis or is it just something new since you died?

[blonddgirl777]

Thank You for the lessons Doug. but all that is impossible without the tools!

My parents hired a woodcrafter like you to make my sister's bedroom, back in the early 80's. The trend was laminated wood. It was so beautiful and now it's back in style.

We are buying this bed for our son: I-Zone Loft Bed
The bed is awsome because we've been wanting to do his room as the inside of a space shuttle. But the furniture they sell only comes in black so with my decorating abilities I will lacker my sister's old furniture in a midnight blue shade. I have a very cool concept for that room.

Any tips on lackering the laminated wood? I know I will have to use oil paint

[blonddgirl777]

Why are we welcoming some wood head who's been around here for years ??

He highjacked his own thread so now it could be called;
"Wood Talk With D.T."

[Sarge]

Douglas T-
Met the guy in Orlando once.
Shit.. it's been like 10 years?

[kwame k]

Why are we welcoming some wood head who's been around here for years ??

Because we can.

[Panamark]

I just sent him a unique handyman's gift from australia,
Im sure it will come in handy.

Its the good old "headless hammer without a handle"

[ELVIS]

Have you always been so stingy Elvis or is it just something new since you died?

I was more stingy in the past...

And BTW, it's ELVIS, and no, I have not died...

[Blaze]

God have mercy!

[Panamark]

ELVIS is alive and well and posting at the Roth Army !!!!

[Douglas T.]

Any tips on lackering the laminated wood? I know I will have to use oil paint

Make sure the laminate is clean of grease and all other gunk that might be on it by giving it a good scrubbing with some lacquer thinner or acetone! nce it's good and clean us a good primer! KILZ is fine! Then paint away! For best results use a sprayer!
Class dismissed!

[Douglas T.]

Why are we welcoming some wood head who's been around here for years ??

Bueno Bob and Lounge started it with their threads!

[Dan]

Cool,Doug TV.

Cheers D.T.

[Douglas T.]

Cool,Doug TV.

Cheers D.T.

THANKS! I was experimenting with JustinTV! I guess I deleted the cabinet tutorial channel! Looks like the other ones I made are still up:

Justin.tv - douglastskynyrd's channel: woodworking rock music photography classic sketching southern

http://www.justin.tv/fairwarningtv


http://www.justin.tv/waldotv

Waldo's seems to have loading problems! Probably got reported! I had live footage running 24-7 like Fair Warnings channel! The profile is still there!? Does the channel work for you guys??
Here's the profile page:
http://www.justin.tv/waldotv/profile

[Panamark]

I exhausted my man camp jokes with Loungie, still tappin into the handyman well, then I'm off to Deathstar !!!!