I'm fucking stoned, man.

[WARF]

uh uh u hu hu hu h hu

Fuck man.

First time smokin' pot in ten years...

And I had this wicked vision....



Should I beat off?

[Panamark]

If red crosses make you horny Babeee !!

[Dan]

I Got Stoned And I Missed It.(Dr Hook).

[twonabomber]

no thank you please, it only makes me sneeze...

[FORD]

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[Dr. Love]

no thank you please, it only makes me sneeze...

so you're allergic to WARF masturbating...

with enough exposure your system should adapt

[jhale667]

So am I, but you don't see me starting threads about it...

[Dan]

So am I, but you don't see me starting threads about it...

Damn Jay,Start Passing The Mary Jane Around.

[Panamark]

So am I, but you don't see me starting threads about it...

I often wonder if there is anyone here who isnt stoned or drunk ?

[Coyote]

I often wonder if there is anyone here who isnt stoned or drunk ?

Or both.











Or hungover...

[Panamark]

Have you noticed that you take a different approach to certain posts
depending on state of mind... If Im stoned I get all equal oppurtunity and
land rights for gay whales, and when I'm drunk I just want to join in
all the flame wars

[Coyote]

God forbid if you're hungover...

Arma-fookin'-geddon...

[Blaze]

Or 3rd cup of expresso.

[Panamark]

Hungover and 3rd expresso are both things I experience regularly !
I think they go hand in hand.
Some days the time after the expressos is the only time I
will allow people to talk to me on the phone (in business !) lol....

I have been known to down 6 expressos first thing....
I hate anything living until at least 2 have gone
down. I will only grunt if addressed.

I have a grate little expresso machine and
that first cup in the morning is always a freakin
engineering miracle....

The 3rd always gets the old movements happening
too !! (Gotta love that caffeine)

Im then usually good until midday, then comes the caffeine crash..
Then the ray of light knowing a fresh beer is not far away !!

[Douglas T.]

If red crosses make you horny Babeee !