The 1st Annual Roth Army Hall Of Fame Awards

[WARF]

Every year were gonna induct 10 members into this prestigious awards.

Here is the class of 2009.

• Sarge
• Pojo Risin'
• conmee
• Brownsound1
• Alinchainz
• hitch1969
• FORD
• Von Halen
• Panamark
• ELVIS

This is the first class inducted...


Sarge- No need for the introduction.... the best fucking person in this game... he started the whole fucking thing... none of us would be here without him... and this goes without saying.

Pojo Risin' - The fucking THREE DOT method... yeah he started that shit... but apart from that the dude is the most diehard serious Van Halen fan I know... yeah... remember a little group called EUAS??? Well he was one of the founders of that... and without a doubt... one of the fucking coolest people here at the Roth Army.

conmee- What can I say the fucking ICON... not a huge 50 posts a day kinda guy... but one fucking post from him is like the ENTIRE NEW TESTAMENT... what else can I say... the best of the best...

Brownsound1 - Another webmaster from the beginning of this shit... EUAS co-founder... the spirit of the Roth Army... and David Lee Fucking Roth for that matter!

AlinChainz- What the fuck can I say??? Him and Pojo were like motherfucking Bert and Ernie in the sports forum... The pinnicle of what the website represents.... and fucking bleeds Detriot sports... shot down way to fucking early.... maybe even the best fucking poster to ever hit this place.....I picked up Matt Ryan from him in fantasy football... it was his last free agent pickup... I'll give up my whole fucking team... and even family members before I will ever part with this player.... even if he throws 500 fucking interceptions this year.... I love you Al.... and you're forever immortalized here at the Roth Army for this first annual awards ceremony... best of the fucking best!

hitch1969 - You know a motherfucker has a hold of a website, when a whole forum is dedicated to him... 5 years since his last post lol... seriously... this is the fucking funniest person at any website... anytime period... the pleasure dome... dm wars will goes down in infamy... fuck... Mike B won't even post as himself 8 fucking years later.... Without a question hitch left his mark on this website... the most loved... and hated member here ever.... is now finally shrined forever.... in our first ceremony!

FORD- You know... I've never been a big poster for the frontline... but when you say, "the complete package" this is it... He's not only one of the best posters.... but he's fucking witty as fuck.. If I never post another thread here in my entire life... I want to be remembered as atleast being half as good as him!

Von Halen- Jesus... I dont even know what to say... the little fucking Diamond Mafia member I helped get his started here alongside Mike B... etc etc... helped me with the dlrnd.com and blossomed into a fucking mogul in the Roth Army community... I've met TWO people here.... Von Halen... the total fucking class act... and pete the fucking homosexual... and Vaughn is hands down the best of the fucking best.... he made me a supermod and gave me my own forum at ddlr.com and is the coolest fucking dude in the planet!

Panamark- The fucking rotharmy torch... jesus... What should I fucking say.... did this guy even make one single post at any other site.... I heard he's having a kid.... maybe he should have 3 or 4... we need more people like him around in this world...

ELVIS- Fucking harecutt... the most loyal member of this site... I was thinking of possibly putting myself in the hall of fame replacing him... but I've been fired like 40 fucking times... Greg fucking bleeds this website... he's got more love for this site in one drop of piss... than mezro's whole fucking body.... banned early in the game...by me... sarge... pojo... and his fucking housekeeper.... when it comes to being a loyal member of this place... ELVIS comes fucking first... end of story!

Well... that's it...

Stay tuned for 2010...

I think sesh and loons should be in there...

WARF out...

[Dan]

A Big Fucking Amen To Your List.

Roth On.

[Panamark]

I reckon Mick !

But if you keep the thread alive for a few more days I will get my son
to multiple vote for me

[binnie]

Outstanding!

Excellent choices there.

Congrats to all

[ZahZoo]

Nice props Warf!!

Although I'm not sure about that old "Tea-Bagger" Von...

Oh and for the record... I was using the 3-dot system before Pojo was a twinkle in his daddy's eye... Like Eddie he just added his own unique flair to the thing... the two handed 3-dot, I believe...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Yawn.....

[LoungeMachine]

I reckon Mick !

But if you keep the thread alive for a few more days I will get my son
to multiple vote for me

It's not a poll, you dumb Aussie

All 10 are being inducted.

And I know for a fact 9 out of 10 of them are going to be pissed and annoyed WARF even posted this.....

Mick is too busy with his 72 Virgins to care much.




But at 10 per year being inducted, I should make the cut in around 2525 a.d.

[Igosplut]

Mick is too busy with his 72 Virgins to care much......

There isn't any virgins within 100 miles of Foxboro....

[Diamondjimi]

Well ,ya got 9 of 'em right...

[Panamark]

It's not a poll, you dumb Aussie

All 10 are being inducted.

And I know for a fact 9 out of 10 of them are going to be pissed and annoyed WARF even posted this.....

Mick is too busy with his 72 Virgins to care much.




But at 10 per year being inducted, I should make the cut in around 2525 a.d.

I've got your disease you braindead old fartbag !

I read the post way too late at night just as my nightime
smack was kickin in... and thought it was a "chose" one
of the above type deals. Immediately I thought
of Alinchainz. Now that the power of my morning expressos
have jolted my brain back into sobriety I see its a group thing,
so thankya kindly WARF ! I am surrounded by total esteemness !

Do we all get shirts ??

[FORD]

In the fine tradition of The Sex Pistols and Van HALEN.... I'm boycotting this thread.

[WARF]

In the fine tradition of The Sex Pistols and Van HALEN.... I'm boycotting this thread.

What if Satan presented you the award!

[FORD]

I'd be worried that he wanted something in return. Like my soul.

[kwame k]

I'd be worried that he wanted something in return. Like my soul.

I know Jesus and Satan, personally.........neither one wants you

[Angel]

Okay, that was fucking hilarious!

Good job, Warf!

[wiseguy]

oh ya, this will go far.

gay fucking idea.

back to work people...nothin' to see here.

[Polk High]

when are they giving their induction speeches?

[katie]

Lounge Queen over looked again!

[fryingdutchman]

oh ya, this will go far.

gay fucking idea.

back to work people...nothin' to see here.

Clearly your 313 posts spread out over 5 years qualifies you to judge.

Somebody show this shitfist the door.:dafinger:

[fryingdutchman]

Good list, WARF.

Congratulations to all.

[lesfunk]

There's a lot of class on that list. Cuntgratulations

[GAR]

There isn't any virgins within 100 miles of Foxboro....

... or six feet under for that matter!

>shields up<

[Full Bug]

Any list that WARF makes is usually good....
I'm surprised Sesh didnt make it on though....

[WARF]

It's a lil early for guesses for 2010...

But I think houseofpain... sesh... loons... Va... Susie Q could be in there...

Maybe even jumble in a few newer members like lounge etc etc...

I haven't decided yet.

[Full Bug]

Instead of 10 you should just do 50, too many good people left out, and who wants to wait a year? By then half the list might be dead, we aint getting any younger ya know....

[Douglas T.]

Good stuff! Cheers Top10!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Instead of 10 you should just do 50, too many good people left out, and who wants to wait a year? By then half the list might be dead, we aint getting any younger ya know....

Especially drug induced, middle-aged Canadians....

[redblkwht]

Yawn.....

make that a double w/o cheese..lol

[redblkwht]

Great idea we should have a
Sarge endorsement here, why not make it bigger?
I think Va should be there too IMO

[wiseguy]

Clearly your 313 posts spread out over 5 years qualifies you to judge.

:

jealous?

[Golden AWe]

There's a lot of class on that list. Cuntgratulations

x2

Army Class of '09 graduates

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I think Va should be there too IMO

Nah, I'm just fucking around.... Most of those guys are good friends of mine...

Most of them are never here, but good friends nonetheless...

[Igosplut]

... or six feet under for that matter!

>shields up<

Punkass says what??

Fucking coward....

[houseofpain]

It's a lil early for guesses for 2010...

But I think houseofpain... sesh... loons... Va... Susie Q could be in there...

Maybe even jumble in a few newer members like lounge etc etc...

I haven't decided yet.

I don't post a single thing for 2 years, and I'm HOF material? Wow! You know, there's a lot to be said for our alter egos on the internet. You know, hide behind the screen, say whatever you want, be whoever you want...the funny thing is, my lil bro (redfire) to this day still calls me hop, my 2 daughters call me hop and they have no idea why, I have friends that have picked up calling me hop and they don't know why, they just now redfire does, and it fits. What's really interesting is that in my case, the screen and the real world got real blurry. Hop was always that little shadow in the back of my mind, take no shit deal a lot of it kind of guy, and somewhere along the way from 1999 to this day, hop became 1 with me, Tom. And the result is a scary sumbitch. i'm just your average 6'5", 245lb gym rat who busts his ass everyday, with just a slight personality disorder, a bit of ADD (look! SHINY!), a bad attitude. I am your friendly neighborhood houseofpain...

[redblkwht]

But I think houseofpain, redblkwht, sesh and loons should be in there...
Break out the Fucking Tables Dammit!!

WARF out...

Man you said it Brian..

[redblkwht]

Return of Damage Inc. anyone??

Get your popcorn ready..

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[WARF]

I'm gonna do the next one in January 10'...

houseofpain... as I said in every other thread you posted in today lol...

Welcome back... NOW FUCKING STAY HERE MAN...

You got strangers calling you hop....

I think that means you need to be here!

Bring back houseofpain, and the ORIGINAL EUAS!!!!

[houseofpain]

Stack the tables up and light the sumbitches on fire...some Sapmmy lover is going thru them today!

Damage Inc!

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I am glad someone ookducted Von Halen into our own HOF.

[houseofpain]

I'd rather go into the Hall of PAIN than the Hall of Fame! That way I could say HOP was a HOP inductee!