Please, just STOP it
I thank you for taking care of something for me, and you reply
no worries
WTF?
Did I say I was worried?
I simply offered a rhetorical thank you for doing something you should do anyway.
no worries.
Please let's agree as a people to lose this phrase NOW.
I'm going to go craigslist on the next simp that says that to me.
carry on.
Originally Posted by Kristy
"Can I bum or Gotta extra smoke, man?"
At nearly 47 dollars a carton, NO I DO NOT, you fucking freeloader!
Why is it that supposedly avid smokers never have their own, and somewhere along the line, I was elected the region's supplier?
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
"Can I bum or Gotta extra smoke, man?"
At nearly 47 dollars a carton, NO I DO NOT, you fucking freeloader!
Why is it that supposedly avid smokers never have their own, and somewhere along the line, I was elected the region's supplier?
I think it's great you smokers are willing to help each other die quicker.
And I especially love when you leave behind your calling cards in the potted plants, sidewalks, anywhere but the fucking ashtray you just walked past....
You see, that's my point...I'm not willing to subsidize these turds. The same twerps that feel everyone should walk through a guantlet of their smoke as they huddle immediately outside a doorway or entrance, the same nitwits that flick spent cigarettes out a car window during drought season and generally believe the planet is their ashtray deserve not the time of day from me, let alone free cigarettes. Fuck 'em.I think it's great you smokers are willing to help each other die quicker.
And I especially love when you leave behind your calling cards in the potted plants, sidewalks, anywhere but the fucking ashtray you just walked past....
Are you two engaged..??Great post, Chef!
Makes me sad to think about the slow, horrible death from lung cancer you're facing, my friend.
Hey, my ex is a smoker, and I lived with it for 16 years. ALL of my coworkers are smokers, many of my bandmates, and 1/2 my friends.
Nicotine is Heroin rolled in paper with a filter attached to it.
Perhaps you two are registered at Steel Toe'd Dyke Boot..?
I do bet that it is, Lounge who will be removing that anoying penis and shrunken ballsakk, he can't seem to get a grip on..?
You sound like a couple of Bitches..
Hey, how about while your driving your murder car down the street shooting metric tons of CO2 yearly out it's ass ..I hope my ciggy butt bounces of your windshield.
LIVE RIGHT,EAT VEGETARIAN, BE HEALTHY,WORK-OUT ,JOG... AND DIE ANYWAY
chef, I order you to stop smoking.
You have 2 days to comply.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Come down to my neck of the woods.
I've gotta car that'd the exhaust could choke you at twenty feet with the cam that's in it...
Then if ya didn't die from that, we could always bitch-slap you around for fun.
You sound like you'd like it....
I thank you for taking care of something for me, and you reply
no worries
WTF?
Did I say I was worried?
I simply offered a rhetorical thank you for doing something you should do anyway.
no worries.
Please let's agree as a people to lose this phrase NOW.
I'm going to go craigslist on the next simp that says that to me.
carry on.
No Worries?
No problem!
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
My favourite one of these inoccuous phrases is:
"Take care now."
As though the notion of looking after myself may slip my mind....
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
No shit.No Worries?
No problem!
"It is what it is"
You're really "Thinking outside the box".
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
The worst phrase I've ever heard..
I can't stand it when people talk like a valley girl, "Like you know..". I also have issue with illiterate people. I am not saying that I am above and beyond a Harvard graduate or something, but stupid people do suck.
I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time. ~Susie Q 2009
But he gave 110%, literally
No, meat whistle, he in fact did NOT literally give 110%.
But he gave 110%, literally
No, meat whistle, he in fact did NOT literally give 110%.
"meat whistle"
Scramby eggs and bacon.
Excellent point LM...
When did we all become Aussies and Canadians ??
Not that I'd complain mind you, probably get more tail that way...
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Great post, Chef!
Makes me sad to think about the slow, horrible death from lung cancer you're facing, my friend.
Hey, my ex is a smoker, and I lived with it for 16 years. ALL of my coworkers are smokers, many of my bandmates, and 1/2 my friends.
Nicotine is Heroin rolled in paper with a filter attached to it.
"Nicotine, Heroin & Pussy...everything else is an acquired taste." Steven Tyler
Nicotine is Heroin rolled in paper with a filter attached to it.
sweet, sweet tobaccoGreat post, Chef!
Makes me sad to think about the slow, horrible death from lung cancer you're facing, my friend.
Hey, my ex is a smoker, and I lived with it for 16 years. ALL of my coworkers are smokers, many of my bandmates, and 1/2 my friends.
Nicotine is Heroin rolled in paper with a filter attached to it.
Poor liddle thome.
Can't get anyone to pay attention to him, and he gets so jealous if anyone talks to me.
whassamatta? No one at RothChats to bother today, little buddy?
Poor liddle thome.
Can't get anyone to pay attention to him, and he gets so jealous if anyone talks to me.
whassamatta? No one at RothChats to bother today, little buddy?
Yeap!! That's it, that is what is going on...yeap, you nailed it...!!
Or it could be your posts reak of candy ass.
Poor li'l.... My X this my X that ...waa waa....she smoked... I put up with it for 16 years waaaa....
Maybe you can sue someone for second hand, Cry Baby Bullsh!t
Maybe you could start a , "I Love The West Wing" threads...get some more attention..then perhaps jaggoff to some best of Rosie O..crapping your pants over cigarrette smokers....maybe she can cuddle you some...
LIVE RIGHT,DON'T SMOKE,EAT VEGETARIAN, BE HEALTHY,WORK-OUT ,JOG... AND DIE ANYWAY
Here's a thought...
Maybe you could go on another one of your drunken all-night thread spammings, where you post 8-10 nonsense threads full of gibberish, where you're the ONLY person to post in them.....
And then when you wake up the next morning, on the floor of your trailer, amid the empty MGD cans and half used spray paint, you can whine about people posting in threads you dont care about....
Poor hillbilly retard.
seek help, paint huffer.
Well, I took Lounge's advice today and when a coworker thanked me for my assistance, I told him to fear for his life because I was going to come in the dead of night and kill him.
Thanks for the free trip to Human Resources you dick.
While you're in HR, make sure to drop as many N Bombs as you can work in, too......
You can thank me later.
I thought you were into the hippie lettuce-that's not smoke?
Wait till you get behind a "dipper". That's always fun..
I enjoy "talking to Bob" [Marley]
Especially for writing/jamming.
But c'mon. A toke or two is NOTHING compared to sucking down a pack of Camels day after fucking day....
And dont get me started on those inbred fucking "dippers"
Ugh...if it weren't for ganja, I probably would have never started smoking. I wish I hadn't, and it is like heroin on a stick..it's a motherfucker to quit.I enjoy "talking to Bob" [Marley]
Especially for writing/jamming.
But c'mon. A toke or two is NOTHING compared to sucking down a pack of Camels day after fucking day....
But the weed....I can't fuck with it anymore. Last time I did was about '03...one of the last bar gigs I did with the old bunch. (yes, I'm small-time)
Those fuckers talked me into taking a hit while on break, and I fucking froze! LMAO! I swear to God I didn't think I'd make it back inside! It had been years before that.
I can't smoke anything heavy...ultras are it. None of that coughing shit so far, but I need to get a hypnotist or something cause I'm a fucking gorilla without 'em.
What can I say? I'm weak.
Me too and the fucking stupid part of it is.......I fucking jog 4 times a week, 6 miles, doing about 9-10 min mile.
Fuck that running shit-I'm done! I stay active doing other things, but I can't stand running or jogging as an activity by itself.
Something about it reminds me of rolling out of bed with 2 hours sleep and still drunk from the night before, then running until your CO gets tired, and that sonofabitch never gets laid, so he's like the energizer bunny, and when you get back, the sun is up, and you have 20 minutes to get ready for your day...bad memeories!!!
Now that I understood.
I like cheeseburgers.
Twistin' by the pool.
I can't stand it when people respond to topics over a week old
It's not like I am here every day like you are to read all these threads. :tongue0011:
No means no
Ah hell... smoke em if ya got em...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Bum 'em if you don't.
People who never answer a direct question.
Like that scene in Spies Like Us where Chevy Chase fields questions from the press and does the ol soft shoe, then pretends the mic is cutting out.
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And don't get me started on the phony accent.
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