Please, just STOP it

[LoungeMachine]

I thank you for taking care of something for me, and you reply

no worries

WTF?

Did I say I was worried?

I simply offered a rhetorical thank you for doing something you should do anyway.

no worries.

Please let's agree as a people to lose this phrase NOW.

I'm going to go craigslist on the next simp that says that to me.





carry on.

[chefcraig]

"Can I bum or Gotta extra smoke, man?"

At nearly 47 dollars a carton, NO I DO NOT, you fucking freeloader!

Why is it that supposedly avid smokers never have their own, and somewhere along the line, I was elected the region's supplier?

[Diamondjimi]

I thank you for taking care of something for me, and you reply

no worries

WTF?

Did I say I was worried?

I simply offered a rhetorical thank you for doing something you should do anyway.

no worries.

Please let's agree as a people to lose this phrase NOW.

I'm going to go craigslist on the next simp that says that to me.





carry on.

No Worries?

No problem!

[binnie]

My favourite one of these inoccuous phrases is:

"Take care now."

As though the notion of looking after myself may slip my mind....

[LoungeMachine]

"Can I bum or Gotta extra smoke, man?"

At nearly 47 dollars a carton, NO I DO NOT, you fucking freeloader!

Why is it that supposedly avid smokers never have their own, and somewhere along the line, I was elected the region's supplier?

I think it's great you smokers are willing to help each other die quicker.

And I especially love when you leave behind your calling cards in the potted plants, sidewalks, anywhere but the fucking ashtray you just walked past....

[LoungeMachine]

No Worries?

No problem!

No shit.

[Guitar Shark]

"It is what it is"

[kwame k]

"It is what it is"

You're really "Thinking outside the box".

[LoungeMachine]

But he gave 110%, literally

No, meat whistle, he in fact did NOT literally give 110%.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Excellent point LM...

When did we all become Aussies and Canadians ??

Not that I'd complain mind you, probably get more tail that way...

[chefcraig]

I think it's great you smokers are willing to help each other die quicker.

And I especially love when you leave behind your calling cards in the potted plants, sidewalks, anywhere but the fucking ashtray you just walked past....

You see, that's my point...I'm not willing to subsidize these turds. The same twerps that feel everyone should walk through a guantlet of their smoke as they huddle immediately outside a doorway or entrance, the same nitwits that flick spent cigarettes out a car window during drought season and generally believe the planet is their ashtray deserve not the time of day from me, let alone free cigarettes. Fuck 'em.

[LoungeMachine]

Great post, Chef!

Makes me sad to think about the slow, horrible death from lung cancer you're facing, my friend.

Hey, my ex is a smoker, and I lived with it for 16 years. ALL of my coworkers are smokers, many of my bandmates, and 1/2 my friends.

Nicotine is Heroin rolled in paper with a filter attached to it.

[thome]

You see, that's my point...I'm not willing to subsidize these turds. The same twerps that feel everyone should walk through a guantlet of their smoke as they huddle immediately outside a doorway or entrance, the same nitwits that flick spent cigarettes out a car window during drought season and generally believe the planet is their ashtray deserve not the time of day from me, let alone free cigarettes. Fuck 'em.

Great post, Chef!

Makes me sad to think about the slow, horrible death from lung cancer you're facing, my friend.

Hey, my ex is a smoker, and I lived with it for 16 years. ALL of my coworkers are smokers, many of my bandmates, and 1/2 my friends.

Nicotine is Heroin rolled in paper with a filter attached to it.

Are you two engaged..??

Perhaps you two are registered at Steel Toe'd Dyke Boot..?

I do bet that it is, Lounge who will be removing that anoying penis and shrunken ballsakk, he can't seem to get a grip on..?

You sound like a couple of Bitches..

Hey, how about while your driving your murder car down the street shooting metric tons of CO2 yearly out it's ass ..I hope my ciggy butt bounces of your windshield.

LIVE RIGHT,EAT VEGETARIAN, BE HEALTHY,WORK-OUT ,JOG... AND DIE ANYWAY

[Guitar Shark]

chef, I order you to stop smoking.

You have 2 days to comply.

[Igosplut]

Hey, how about while your driving your murder car down the street shooting metric tons of CO2 yearly out it's ass ..I hope my ciggy butt bounces of your windshield.

Come down to my neck of the woods.

I've gotta car that'd the exhaust could choke you at twenty feet with the cam that's in it...

Then if ya didn't die from that, we could always bitch-slap you around for fun.

You sound like you'd like it....