Lounge Machine Needs Your Help

**LoungeMachine** · 04-30-2009, 03:55 AM

The Glorious Beacon of Light is a mere 24 "thanks" away from the magic number of 500.

500 puts him into the ROTH ARMY HALL OF FAME without a vote.

Please, wouldn't you like to be the one to send him over the top?

Give 'til it hurts.

**Sarge's Little Helper** · 04-30-2009, 03:55 AM

Hi LoungeMachine! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.

**LoungeMachine** · 04-30-2009, 03:56 AM

You sir, are by far not the first jackass to welcome me.

Only the most important.

Yet another post worthy of your thanks.

**GAR** · 04-30-2009, 04:00 AM

I could cuntinue pushing Mein Deumpmeister GA's count way past yours.. it means nothing.

Just like you mean nothing: you do nothing, you think nothing and you stand for nothign!

**LoungeMachine** · 04-30-2009, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by GAR

I could cuntinue pushing Mein Deumpmeister GA's count way past yours.. it means nothing.

Just like you mean nothing: you do nothing, you think nothing and you stand for nothign!

Originally Posted by GAR

I'm honored that you're the only one from ddlr stalking my posts anymore.

owned/

**LoungeMachine** · 04-30-2009, 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by GAR

I could cuntinue pushing Mein Deumpmeister GA's count way past yours.. it means nothing.

Just like you mean nothing: you do nothing, you think nothing and you stand for nothign!

User Thanked
LoungeMachine 476
FORD 343
chefcraig 311
Golden AWe 264
Nickdfresh 244

GA would like to take this opportunity to tell you THANKS FOR NOTHING ASSHOLE.

**hideyoursheep** · 04-30-2009, 04:51 AM

Will we get to shoot you out of a cannon?

**Igosplut** · 04-30-2009, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by GAR

Just like you mean nothing: you do nothing, you think nothing and you stand for nothign!

So says the cowardly asshole that runs away from the truth

**fryingdutchman** · 04-30-2009, 06:32 PM

It is indeed my pleasure to contribute to the cause.

May your light continue to shine and warm us all.

Unrelated....Steve Savicki is a fag.

Just had to get that off my chest.

**kwame k** · 04-30-2009, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

The Glorious Beacon of Light is a mere 24 "thanks" away from the magic number of 500.

500 puts him into the ROTH ARMY HALL OF FAME without a vote.

Please, wouldn't you like to be the one to send him over the top?

Give 'til it hurts.

Jesus, we thought your ego was bad now, wait till you hit the 500 mark, God help us all. 4 thanks coming your way. Asshole

**Dr. Love** · 04-30-2009, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

The Glorious Beacon of Light is a mere 24 "thanks" away from the magic number of 500.

500 puts him into the ROTH ARMY HALL OF FAME without a vote.

Please, wouldn't you like to be the one to send him over the top?

Give 'til it hurts.

Dr. Love thanks those that thank themselves.

But you didn't support my initiative to be able to thank ourselves, did you! Did you!!!!

**Terry** · 04-30-2009, 09:14 PM

There you go, Lounge...4 thanks from me put you at 500.

**Dr. Love** · 04-30-2009, 09:36 PM

don't be an enabler!!

**Terry** · 04-30-2009, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Dr. Love

don't be an enabler!!

Too late.

**Ally_Kat** · 04-30-2009, 10:39 PM

A worthy & noble cause. I'm glad to be apart of it

**LoungeMachine** · 05-01-2009, 04:24 AM

I love you all.

Even GayR the ReTard.

Oh, and STFU Steve.

**hideyoursheep** · 05-01-2009, 04:37 AM

Where is the RA HoF?

Can we visit you there?

Will you be behind glass?

Can I tap it and drive you nuts?

Do we have to watch you shit in your display case?

Who will keep Savicki out of the parking lot?

**Guitar Shark** · 05-01-2009, 11:32 AM

You are still a glorious beacon of light. Nothing has changed.

And I like it.

**LoungeMachine** · 05-01-2009, 12:32 PM

But WTF is that last bright green square doing there now?

If I'm still [just] a GLORIOUS BEACON OF LIGHT, which no doubt means I light the way for others, what's with the added green thingy that does nothing?

PLEASE DONT TAP THE GLASS

**LoungeMachine** · 05-01-2009, 01:43 PM

I'm coming up to my own age of enlightenment, grasshopper.

**chefcraig** · 05-01-2009, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

But WTF is that last bright green square doing there now?

That's what happens when you hire a drummer to do your electrical wiring. Next time, employ a professional, or at least someone that doesn't normally beat on shit for a living part time.

**LoungeMachine** · 05-01-2009, 03:01 PM

I once hired a drummer as a roadie.

I now own a very nice box of toothpicks that used to be a Les Paul Custom.

**chefcraig** · 05-01-2009, 03:37 PM

How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in and the knocking speeds up.

What do Ginger Baker and low budget coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.

**Nickdfresh** · 05-01-2009, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by GAR

I could cuntinue pushing Mein Deumpmeister GA's count way past yours.. it means nothing.

Just like you mean nothing: you do nothing, you think nothing and you stand for nothign!

Hey GAR, the users of the glory hole would like to thank you very much...

**LoungeMachine** · 05-01-2009, 04:16 PM

What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?

Drop him off at band practice.

**Nickdfresh** · 05-01-2009, 04:19 PM

Q. What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?

A. Would you like fries with that?

**kwame k** · 05-01-2009, 05:09 PM

Ouch, rough crowd!

**LoungeMachine** · 05-01-2009, 05:39 PM

What do you call those skanks that always hang out with musicians?

Drummers.

**Nickdfresh** · 05-01-2009, 06:01 PM

Q.) How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A.) One. Just call the janitor...

**kwame k** · 05-01-2009, 06:15 PM

• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

• Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake!

• What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

• What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.

• What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.

**jhale667** · 05-01-2009, 10:36 PM

How do you know when a drummer's at the door?
The knock speeds up.

What does a drummer say after he knocks on your door?
"Pizza Delivery!"

**hideyoursheep** · 05-02-2009, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

What do you call those skanks that always hang out with musicians?

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**LoungeMachine** · 05-02-2009, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by chefcraig

How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in and the knocking speeds up.
[B]
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Originally Posted by jhale667

How do you know when a drummer's at the door?
The knock speeds up.

What does a drummer say after he knocks on your door?
"Pizza Delivery!"

Don't you just hate it when a guitarist steals material already done, and then gets it wrong?

Q: How do you get a guitar player to play quieter?

A: Put sheet music in front of him.

**chefcraig** · 05-02-2009, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

Don't you just hate it when a guitarist steals material already done, and then gets it wrong?

It's called being "Creatively Derivative", an approach that aptly sums up my at times rather nebulous songwriting skills for the better part of three decades now.

**GAR** · 05-02-2009, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by hideyoursheep

Will we get to shoot you out of a cannon?

You'd like to see his wee cannon pop some clowny stuff out, wouldn't you?

**Susie Q** · 05-05-2009, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

The Glorious Beacon of Light is a mere 24 "thanks" away from the magic number of 500.

500 puts him into the ROTH ARMY HALL OF FAME without a vote.

Please, wouldn't you like to be the one to send him over the top?

Give 'til it hurts.

Hey Lounge...isn't this like the whole five star thing of Savicki? :tongue0011:

**Coyote** · 05-05-2009, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

The Glorious Beacon of Light is a mere 24 "thanks" away from the magic number of 500.

500 puts him into the ROTH ARMY HALL OF FAME without a vote.

Please, wouldn't you like to be the one to send him over the top?

Give 'til it hurts.

Don't know if I should...

but I did.

(You 5 star whore, you... )

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